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    Which toe is longer - your big toe or your second toe?

    • 29-08-2012 12:36PM
      #1
      reap-a-rat
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      Just trying to gauge whether it's me or himself that's the freak - is your big toe your longest toe, or is your second toe longer?

      My big toe is the longest one.

      *awaits any number of euphemisms*

      Which of your toes is longer? 179 votes

      Big toe
      0% 0 votes
      Second toe (toe next to the big toe)
      48% 87 votes
      I am missing both of those toes...
      51% 92 votes


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    • #2
      fishy fishy
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      I have heard that if you second toe is longer, you are some sort of freak.

      I must be a freak so - my second toe looks like a pinky finger. :p


    • #3
      eth0
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      Like toe-dally awesome, dooooooooooooooooooood


    • #4
      [Deleted User]
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      I'm glad you asked about my toe.


    • #5
      kfallon
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      Big toe is longer! I'm always wary of someone who's second toe is longer than the big 'piggy' :p


    • #6
      Palytoxin
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      Big toe by a tiny amount, it's nearly like a photo finish.


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    • #7
      Degag
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      What if they're the same size?


    • #8
      davet82
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      more importantly, which toe ran all the way home? :confused:


    • #9
      Canard
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      Mine are kinda the same size...
      And on my left foot, my last two toes are equal in size. </3 :pac:


    • #10
      kfallon
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      Palytoxin wrote: »
      Big toe by a tiny amount, it's nearly like a photo finish.

      We'll leave that one up to the judge!


    • #11
      mathstalk
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      I actually took my sock off fore this. When measured from the space between my big toe and my second toe, the second toe is longer. But when looking at the second toe's length in the gap between by second and my third toe, my big toe is longer.


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    • #12
      [Deleted User]
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      Morton's toe
      the prevalence of Morton’s toe is less than 20% in the general population
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton%27s_toe


    • #13
      Duggy747
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      What about those of us who have hooves? :(


    • #14
      weiland79
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      Second toe is way longer than my big toe. The wife calls me a freak! you should see the bleedin state of her toes after years of wearing them fancy wimmins shoes. They look like a packet of curly wotsits.


    • #15
      Big Nasty
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      Strangest thread ever, but after a quick gawk it's my second.


    • #16
      Shenshen
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      My big toe is longer.
      My mom is kind of funny, though. Not only is her 2nd toe a little longer than her big toe, her 3rd toe is exactly as long as the 2nd.


    • #17
      BunShopVoyeur
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      My second toes are a good bit longer than the big ones.

      Judging by the poll we're not alone.

      It's the Big Toes who are the freaks :D


    • #18
      TheBody
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      My big toe is the longest.


    • #19
      Novella
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      Mine kinda look the same size.


    • #20
      Irish Guitarist
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      My big toe is bigger. It's also the hairiest.

      More importantly though if you ever lose your thumb you can have your toe attached onto your hand in its place.


    • #21
      Hande hoche!
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      Second toe. Unusual thread.


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    • #22
      shopaholic01
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      I remember hearing that if your second toe is longer than your first toe it means you have sex appeal.


      My big toe is longer, so that disproves that theory:pac:.


    • #23
      Mr. CooL ICE
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      Deleted User wrote: »
      Morton's toe

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton%27s_toe

      Thanks to this link, I have spent the last 30 mins looking up various toe defects/deformities on wikipedia. As if my workmates didn't think I was weird enough...


    • #24
      charlietheminxx
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      weiland79 wrote: »
      Second toe is way longer than my big toe. The wife calls me a freak! you should see the bleedin state of her toes after years of wearing them fancy wimmins shoes. They look like a packet of curly wotsits.

      I actually had to stifle a fit of giggles at this..... :D


    • #25
      Piste
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      I think a bigger second toe is so weird looking!


    • #26
      kerryman111
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      My third is bigger than my second , on one foot only :S


    • #27
      Mam of 4
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      Brilliant.this made me lol! My 2nd toes are longer and kids say I've freaky feet ha,now I know I'm not alone int this :)


    • #28
      Madam
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      My second toe is the same size as my big toe when I'm sitting down but longer when I stand up:confused:


    • #29
      Some Yoke
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      Toes are ugly.


    • #30
      Buford Tannen
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      Duggy747 wrote: »
      What about those of us who have hooves? :(

      Camel toe :eek:


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    • #31
      humbert
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      Deleted User wrote: »
      Morton's toe

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton%27s_toe

      I wonder could they have found a mangier looking foot for the picture.

      I too have a longer second toe and also the pronation thing but no foot problems.


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