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17 civilians beheaded at Afghan 'mixed sex' party.

  • 27-08-2012 10:18AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭


    The Taliban are at it again i see.
    Seventeen civilians have been beheaded by Taliban insurgents in southern Afghanistan for attending a party, government officials say.

    The bodies of two women and 15 men were found by the side of a road in the Musa Qala district of Helmand province.

    Meanwhile, 10 Afghan army soldiers were killed in a Taliban attack in the same province.

    In eastern Afghanistan, two US soldiers were shot dead by an Afghan National Army soldier.

    The bodies of the 17 civilians, which were discovered on Monday morning, were said to show signs of beatings. Some had gunshot wounds.

    Local officials said the men had gathered to listen to music and watch the women dance when they were attacked. The Taliban disapprove of men and women mixing socially
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19388869


    So, if you were at house party this weekend that both members of the opposite sex were in attendance. Be tankful for that sore head your nursing! (at least it's still on your shoulders)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Fúcking house partys, someone always looses the head!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    Fúcking house partys, someone always looses the head!

    LOSES


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    LOSES

    No need to shout. Thinks about all those with sore heads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    LOSES

    Loser


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Shocking that things like this are still happening in 2012.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,969 ✭✭✭buck65


    Mispelling?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Whats the deal with beheading,is it just a deterrent or har it got some religious connection


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    I just want to assure everyone that the majority of muslims feel mildly ambivalent about these type of beheadings


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    kneemos wrote: »
    Whats the deal with beheading,is it just a deterrent or har it got some religious connection
    Beheadings are a specific sharia law punishment, specifically for infidels and such I think. Bloody horrible anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    kneemos wrote: »
    Whats the deal with beheading,is it just a deterrent or har it got some religious connection

    Well I know the drug cartels do it, too.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    LOSES

    My bad - my head is a bit loose this morning also.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Beheadings are just there to send a message out to others. Pure no man's land down there in parts of Afghan.

    Cartels in Mexico do the same thing, behead / hang people and then leave them out in public to spread a message to the other gang(s).

    Except the cartels have grown bored with beheadings and have now moved onto removing the skin off the head in one clean go leaving the eyes in the skull while the mask-like face is hung up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Ted!


    "Mixed sex" party is not a 'sex party' - but yet my brain said: "Get ready to fap!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭ronan45


    If i lived in afghanistan or Iraq i would just be 24-7 in a state of panic thinking i was gonna die for doing nothing :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Ted! wrote: »
    "Mixed sex" party is not a 'sex party' - but yet my brain said: "Get ready to fap!"

    Was your tail coming out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    It conjures images of giving head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Next time, they should try keeping ahead of the raids next time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Next time, they should try keeping ahead of the raids next time.

    There may not be a next time for these party goers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,209 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Note to self : Do not invite the Taliban to next house party.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Taliban=ghey


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    There may not be a next time for these party goers.

    For these specific party goers thats a high probability.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    For these specific party goers thats a high probability.

    As in 100%?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    As in 100%?

    As a ballpark figure, Id go for that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    As a ballpark figure, Id go for that.

    I'd say it's a 50/50, like Nearly-Headless Nick from Harry Potter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    As a ballpark figure, Id go for that.

    It wouldn't be far off, I'd say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    I wonder whether they were topless dancers?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Fúcking house partys, someone always looses the head!
    LOSES

    Depressing that this got more thanks than the original joke.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    anncoates wrote: »
    Depressing that this got more thanks than the original joke.

    Surely it is more depressing that we are joking about this at all?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    You wouldnt want to accidently go into the ladies in Afghanistan would you lol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    ronan45 wrote: »
    If i lived in afghanistan or Iraq i would just be 24-7 in a state of panic thinking i was gonna die for doing nothing :eek:

    As long as you start thinking in 13th Century mode, you won't have any problems.


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