weirdest thing youve ever seen...

A waterfall in my sitting room. Granted I was on mushrooms at the time, but still.

Was watching the late late show one night, when low and behold a portrait of some naked oul one was shown... puberts and all.

I never did finish my candy floss that night.

Also was on my way home one evening when I seen an elderly gentleman with a long beard smoking a pipe driving his car, with his dog sitting up front... both staring, was very eerie:o

Define weird.

I've seen a friend's father shot dead in front of me.
I've seen a man gamble a large five figure sum and lose it in a matter of seconds.
I've seen someone attend an academic lecture in full plate armour.
I've seen a woman offer sex for drugs.
I've seen Martin McGuinness and Ian Paisley cracking up laughing together while their flunkies looked on in disgust.
I've seen someone who had inserted a padlock through their bell-end.
I've seen a gorilla's paw used as an ashtray.
I've seen a six year old with no legs or hands working in the streets of Cairo selling hankies.
All of these were weird to me in one way or another.

I saw two birds riding on a ditch.
By two birds I mean the feathered kind, think it was two crows.

A line of bright lights (orbs) floating above a nearby mountain outside the pub one summer evening but not yet dark back in the seventies. I called others out who saw it too who thought it was some natural phenomenon? No idea what they were.

I dunno about weirdest but for me:
Saw someone pass out on the path, saw someone else go up to them, lean down, pull out a needle in the unconcious person's arm, leave, then a few minutes later saw them injecting around in a laneway.

I was on holiday in America , L.A. , went into a piercing parlour to get my tounge pierced and there was this middle aged man also there getting his pens pierced , i was kinda shocked that he would sit there in the middle of the shop with his nob out , but then again its L.A. I thought to myself , then i heard the piercer guy saying " sorry dude i cant do it like that he" I turned around and the guy had a huge erection , nobody in the place even seemed to think it was odd or strange that he was getting a hard on with a male pierced about to pierce his penis

I was in a record shop in Dublin, one of those places that sell vinyl albums!
The was a big sign pointing to the stairs - Record your own track.
While I was flicking through the albums in come 2 mime artists, white face, horizontal stripy shirts, the whole works. Silently one of them motions to the other, points to the sign, both start nodding and they run up the stairs.

Glendambo wrote: »

A naked lady farting on a chocolate cake.

That really is the icing on the cake.