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Jason Todd · 23-08-2012 01:34PM

I'd hate to see what AH would be like fo' reals. :eek:

Some Yoke · 23-08-2012 01:42PM

crazy cabbage wrote: »

Some Yoke wrote: »

Well I meant it as "ladies and gentlemen" is intended to address everyone. Whether every man is a gentleman or not is debatable but not of my concern and not the point of the thread. Everyone on boards, lets say.

Ok. Glad we got that cleared up

i would like a society without money and where everyone works at what at what they love and freely give there creations and in return everyone can take what they need. much would be automated and would free up time for other stuff.

I would like to see the abolishment of all laws and in there place we would have common sence although this is rare on boards .

I dont know if polititions in the traditional sence would be needed. I dout it somehow.

Cool, and how would we get people to do the less pleasant jobs that need doing, without money to entice them? Im not saying you're wrong but id like to hear what you think.

thomasj · 23-08-2012 01:51PM

More importantly if there was districts for each forum, which district would you live in and why?

Mr Benevolent · 23-08-2012 02:00PM

I'll legislate and referee lesbian mud and lesbian baby oil wrestling.

Some Yoke · 23-08-2012 02:02PM

thomasj wrote: »

More importantly if there was districts for each forum, which district would you live in and why?

Id say the bouncy castle forum district would be decent craic. The after hours district would be one of those places ya wouldnt walk alone in at night, for fear of being blasted with p1ss or other such things

crazy cabbage · 23-08-2012 02:05PM

Some Yoke wrote: »

Cool, and how would we get people to do the less pleasant jobs that need doing, without money to entice them? Im not saying you're wrong but id like to hear what you think.

What type of jobs are you talking about?

First thing that come to mind for me is who would drive the dumpster trucks and take out the trash.
But for me in a perfect society there wouldn't be any wast or if there is it would be very miniminal. All bioligocal wast will break down into soil and fetiliser and gas (which can be used as heating.)
Almost all products would be produced and consumed locally (idealy picking from the ground when you are hungry) which removes the nead for most packaging.
Any other 'wast' would be reused.

What jobs are you talking about that no one whould like to do? There could be some but peoples interest and skills vary widly. For example someone would think siting down to code a program would be the most boring thing possible where someone else could get a hard on from the though of it. I think there is jobs that would suit everyone.

Other jobs could be autamated thereby only needing engineers to serivce and maintain (which they like doing).

Some Yoke · 23-08-2012 02:11PM

crazy cabbage wrote: »

Some Yoke wrote: »

Cool, and how would we get people to do the less pleasant jobs that need doing, without money to entice them? Im not saying you're wrong but id like to hear what you think.

What type of jobs are you talking about?

First thing that come to mind for me is who would drive the dumpster trucks and take out the trash.
But for me in a perfect society there wouldn't be any wast or if there is it would be very miniminal. All bioligocal wast will break down into soil and fetiliser and gas (which can be used as heating.)
Almost all products would be produced and consumed locally (idealy picking from the ground when you are hungry) which removes the nead for most packaging.
Any other 'wast' would be reused.

What jobs are you talking about that no one whould like to do? There could be some but peoples interest and skills vary widly. For example someone would think siting down to code a program would be the most boring thing possible where someone else could get a hard on from the though of it. I think there is jobs that would suit everyone.

Other jobs could be autamated thereby only needing engineers to serivce and maintain (which they like doing).

Good points. Well for me personally things like waste management, pest control, sewerage control etc wouldnt be that appealing but if they were automated or some functioning system like what you suggested was in place then happy days

wendell borton · 23-08-2012 02:16PM

Some Yoke wrote: »

Cool, and how would we get people to do the less pleasant jobs that need doing, without money to entice them? Im not saying you're wrong but id like to hear what you think.

We should follow the sparta example all those jobs could be done by helots while boardsies could become citizens after passing the agoge.:rolleyes:

kneemos · 23-08-2012 06:23PM

There's a lot of thing's that would need to be banned from the start such as high fives,X Factor,boy racers etc,You might want to reconsider allowing all board members in,I'm not pointing fingers but the CT's and religious members might be happier on thier own island.I'm looking foward to my invite.

talla10 · 23-08-2012 06:31PM

Would we have an army in case a rival boards-type website does the same thing and tries to invade? If so I call General. My experience consists of conquering almost everywhere on Age of Empires and I have watched ever Band of Brothers episode.

BillyMitchel · 23-08-2012 06:32PM

I've recently rediscovered myself, got a new job 6 months ago and it sucks but have a new 30K car I'd like to bring, is that OK? The misses is starting to get on my back..

Some Yoke · 23-08-2012 06:36PM

BillyMitchel wrote: »

I've recently rediscovered myself, got a new job 6 months ago and it sucks but have a new 30K car I'd like to bring, is that OK? The misses is starting to get on my back..

As long as you park the car facing out, it should be fine

admiralofthefleet · 23-08-2012 06:38PM

ill be the admiral if the fleet

in fact, give that title to someone else. im closing my account

FionnK86 · 23-08-2012 06:38PM

Hmm...Boardsie-Land

How long 'till its rife with a civil war between Boardilics and Boardistants:rolleyes:

mauzo · 23-08-2012 06:38PM

Someone mentioned cock fest?!?!

Do I have to share a house with anyone?

Chuck Stone · 23-08-2012 06:57PM

Will there be cake?

kneemos · 23-08-2012 07:03PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Will there be cake?

Pineapple cake.

BBDBB · 23-08-2012 07:08PM

I just checked, tomorrow is a Bank Holiday in Boards-land

\o/ yay!

Some Yoke · 23-08-2012 07:09PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Will there be cake?

Yes, providing you apply to be "The Holy Eating Man". Then, during rituals, The high priest of Boardsie-land will raise his staff at the sun and bellow, let T.H.E.M. eat cake!! And you shall eat

hairyprincess · 23-08-2012 07:11PM

Will I have to shave or can I just be as nature intended?

Some Yoke · 23-08-2012 07:14PM

hairyprincess wrote: »

Will I have to shave or can I just be as nature intended?

Inquire at your local post office

kneemos · 23-08-2012 07:15PM

Who holds the Conch?

BBDBB · 23-08-2012 07:17PM

hairyprincess wrote: »

Will I have to shave or can I just be as nature intended?

if its as nature intended then you should have moulted around March and should start growing your thicker winter coat any day now;)

Hercule Poirot · 23-08-2012 07:20PM

Could I be the computer game tester, to check that they don't corrupt the little minds of wee young Boardsies?

Oh, and films also.

crazy cabbage · 23-08-2012 07:27PM

hairyprincess wrote: »

Will I have to shave or can I just be as nature intended?

**** that. I have been growing this beard for 4 weeks now. Im not shaving it for anyone. Granded it only looks like a 5 o clock shadow but still.
shaved before for an interview and didn't even get the job. that was 3 weeks work down the drain :mad:

You see i really want a big beard so i can stroke it when i havent a clue what is going on and still look really smart

Heard that 20% of college exams goes for beard stroking ability aswell. They dont tell you this becouse they dont want everyone doing it. They hire someone to look out for brillent beard stroking. This person always wears a blue t-shirt. This is why men do better in college than women. <--- true story

mauzo · 23-08-2012 07:31PM

crazy cabbage wrote: »

hairyprincess wrote: »

Will I have to shave or can I just be as nature intended?

**** that. I have been growing this beard for 4 weeks now. Im not shaving it for anyone. Granded it only looks like a 5 o clock shadow but still.
shaved before for an interview and didn't even get the job. that was 3 weeks work down the drain :mad:

You see i really want a big beard so i can stroke it when i havent a clue what is going on and still look really smart

Heard that 20% of college exams goes for beard stroking ability aswell. They dont tell you this becouse they dont want everyone doing it. They hire someone to look out for brillent beard stroking. This person always wears a blue t-shirt. This is why men do better in college than women. <--- true story

I waxed my moustache last night. Ouch

kulareggae · 23-08-2012 07:34PM

I first would get rid of the mad car tax have a universal one and everyone has cheap insurance and Id write into the law that petrol is not allowed go above 1 euro and once someone has 5 years no claims they get a free car provided from the government

No more rent allowance caps as well and anyone in morgage arrears after 6 months there interest freezes an they make a payment plan with the bank using a budgeting system which mabs provide

Also people have 2 months holiday pay if in unemployment

Use the taxes from the USC to provide council list tennants with a home

kulareggae · 23-08-2012 07:36PM

Also I am the computer webdesigner/developer/animator/graphic designer

who takes a interest in politics motors and P.c.'s x

mauzo · 23-08-2012 07:38PM

kulareggae wrote: »

Also I am the computer webdesigner/developer/animator/graphic designer

who takes a interest in politics motors and P.c.'s x

I can burp the alphabet backwards if that's any use....

Mr.Crinklewood · 23-08-2012 07:42PM

I'm open to suggestions on what I should do.

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