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How long in the Doghouse & what were you in for

  • 21-08-2012 03:45PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    I've been in the bad books since yesterday morning & am getting the silent treatment.
    My offence was ignoring the new Supernanny discipline procedures as we'd discussed for the kids.
    She'll cave in soon enough but not before I get the speech on how I never listen blah, blah, blah . . . .[2 monkeys scratching]

    Now don't get me wrong, I love the girl but every lad I know has to put up with irrational nagging of some sort followed by time in the bad books.
    I've never known a case of it happening the other way, just saying.

    Anyway, regale me with tales of time spent in the doghouse & let me know your offence.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Every girl in the world thinks their boyfriend/husband/partner "doesn't listen". We do listen, it's just not important.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    What a catch you are!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    What is ignoring you going to achieve? You need to show a united front in front of your kids or they will play one off the other.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Standman


    Quit treating life like an episode of Married with Children!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I've never spent more than 10 mins in the doghouse. You need more charm, sex appeal and chocolate, OP.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Abi wrote: »
    What is ignoring you going to achieve?
    I remember my parents doing it a few times. It's the most idiotic thing ever!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Ladies, if Pighead says he's going to fix it he will. There's absolutely no need to remind him every six months about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭Diapason


    You're wrong about one aspect: I'd say my wife spends as much time in the proverbial doghouse as I do. I can nag with the best of them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Spend about 10 years in a kennel in a previous life as a Yorkshire Terrier.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    how could you ignore super-nanny, your getting off light, I have never been in the dog house.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Got nagged at by my husband yesterday for never listening.
    He then went to his den and spent 3 hours on his computer, with the door shut.

    I used the time to watch a bit of porn on my own.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Some weekends I like to stick on the collar and have my belly rubbed.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    how could you ignore super-nanny, your getting off light, I have never been in the dog house.

    She's no kids of her own so she can **** off for starters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Pighead wrote: »
    Ladies, if Pighead says he's going to fix it he will. There's absolutely no need to remind him every six months about it.
    If I get a box for using that one later on, it's partly your fault.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    She's no kids of her own so she can **** off for starters.

    But she on TV, so she must know everything. Are you trying to tell me that over simplicity solutions presented in a staged environment shouldn't be my bible???


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 920 ✭✭✭Border-Rat


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    I've been in the bad books since yesterday morning & am getting the silent treatment.
    My offence was ignoring the new Supernanny discipline procedures as we'd discussed for the kids.
    She'll cave in soon enough but not before I get the speech on how I never listen blah, blah, blah . . . .[2 monkeys scratching]

    Now don't get me wrong, I love the girl but every lad I know has to put up with irrational nagging of some sort followed by time in the bad books.
    I've never known a case of it happening the other way, just saying.

    Anyway, regale me with tales of time spent in the doghouse & let me know your offence.

    Pull them trousers on ffs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    My first time driving I crashed into a dog kennel. Took me ages to get out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Apparenty peeing in a lucozade bottle and leaving it at the side of the bed is a big no-no in our house.:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Cienciano wrote: »
    I remember my parents doing it a few times. It's the most idiotic thing ever!

    My parents were the same. What am I talking about, they still do it :rolleyes: Stupidity of the highest order.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    I can never understand the "I'm not talking to you" mentality. It's juvenile, pointless and ridiculous.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Abi wrote: »
    My parents were the same. What am I talking about, they still do it :rolleyes: Stupidity of the highest order.

    I'd have loved if my parents ignored each other. Might have shut the hell up moaning at each other then. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    This looks like a job for Nanny Mc Phee. . .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Millicent wrote: »
    I'd have loved if my parents ignored each other. Might have shut the hell up moaning at each other then. :D

    ...Saucy! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I work on the time- honoured principle of each 5 minutes of nagging pushes out projected job completion date by one week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    ...Saucy! :)

    I sicked in my mouth a little. Who would have thought someone with a name like Genghiz could be so cruel? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Millicent wrote: »
    I'd have loved if my parents ignored each other. Might have shut the hell up moaning at each other then. :D

    No kid needs to witness that :mad:





    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Millicent wrote: »
    I'd have loved if my parents ignored each other. Might have shut the hell up moaning at each other then. :D

    You can gladly have mine so :p


    At least your parents spoke to each other, nothing gets resolved by turning the deaf ear on each other.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    anncoates wrote: »
    I

    Robot?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Abi wrote: »
    You can gladly have mine so :p


    At least your parents spoke to each other, nothing gets resolved by turning the deaf ear on each other.

    They're divorced ten years. :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Your wife is giving you the silent treatment? How old is she 5?


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