Things in movies that really annoy you

I hate bad Irish accents in movies, Gerard Butler in P.S I Love One.......*shudder*

Although that does raise the question, wtf I was doing watching that tripe in the first place!

The way people are given 3 seconds to answer their door before someone rings the bell again or starts furiously knocking, I'm always thinking "give em a fcuking chance!"

Also when people talk on the phone and there is no way in hell the person on the other end has had the chance to say anything remotely as long as what's repeated by the person on the other end (that makes sense in my head?)

Finally when people are driving and either stare for about ten seconds at the person next to them without checking the road or else when they keep furiously steering even though there's no way a road has that many little turns in it!

Any film pretending to be based on a true story, when you know that it feckin isn't.

I hate the depiction of computers in films. Even though a huge percentage of the population knows what they're seeing is NOTHING LIKE REALITY, they insist on coming up with some kind of crazy graphical stuff anyway. Swordfish might have been the worst ever.

Tom Cruise.

A three person human centipede somehow managing to climb up a spiral staircase.

JohnMarston wrote: »

Singers and retired professional athletes thinking they can act

Ditto rap stars who, ironically, always play someone like a detective / cop :pac:

castletownman wrote: »

Toy Story 3? Up?

Get away outta that!

not all of them now, Toy Story is one of the exceptions, but films like shrek 3,4 etc that are being milked and many other crappy animations

Steven Seagal slapping someone around for a 20 minute scene to make the movie last longer than an hour, and that person not even looking like he's been slapped around because the budget won't stretch to a bit of red black and blue make-up.

... and the big lump Steven Seagal managing to run after an athletic looking crook and catch up with him without falling to the ground clutching his chest and wheezing his lungs out

Colmustard wrote: »

You need to see a doctor about that unfortunate condition you have. The new Star Trek film was fantastic.

The film itself is brilliant, I loved it, but the lens flare in it drove me twisted. Watch it again now that it's been pointed out and you should see how annoying it is

Shia Labouef.

American flags. I'm looking at you Spiderman.