How would you improve the human body ( if you were "the maker" )

humbert · 19-08-2012 12:13AM

eth0 wrote: »

An ould RS-232 port so i wouldnt have to type or look at the screen. Could just put a cable in the back of me head and lay down with my eyes closed to do a bit of coding

Balls to that, I want bluetooth.

Catari Jaguar · 19-08-2012 12:31AM

Stomachs that stay flat instead of bloating after eating wheat/dairy/spice or whatever the feck increases the need for an Activiarhhhh yogurt.

mawk · 19-08-2012 12:33AM

ball joints! wtf its with all the hinge joints!?

opinion guy · 19-08-2012 02:59AM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Greater control of the penis.

What you can't draw positions from the Karma Sutra with a pencil tied to the end of yours ???:eek:

You poor bastard

pragmatic1 · 19-08-2012 03:02AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Like some sort of tentacle?

No. Like not getting a hardon at awkward times would be a good start.

1ZRed · 19-08-2012 03:25AM

beardedmaster wrote: »

Retractable male genitals.

I dunno about you but I'd rather my bits hang around freely then look like an anatomically incorrect action man!

GaryIrv93 · 19-08-2012 03:43AM

- Immunity to colds, hay fever, every major disease.

- Non-decaying and indestructible teeth, regardless of diet.

- No acne, sunburn, eczema, stab/bullet proof skin, at the same time feeling like normal skin.

- Ability to breathe underwater!

LaVail · 19-08-2012 05:06AM

Am I the only person on boards right now? I'm gonna wreck the place if left unattended :eek:

*edit...I should be temp banned to avoid this from happening.

fasttalkerchat · 19-08-2012 05:11AM

LaVail wrote: »

Am I the only person on boards right now? I'm gonna wreck the place if left unattended :eek:

*edit...I should be temp banned to avoid this from happening.

I'm here. I noticed you commented on the last 4 of the threads in the my threads tab. But they're all ****e threads so work away.

LaVail · 19-08-2012 05:13AM

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

I'm here. I noticed you commented on the last 4 of the threads in the my threads tab. But they're all ****e threads so work away.

Someone's gotta keep this show on the road...am I right?

flas · 19-08-2012 05:52AM

well your not wrong

Napper Hawkins · 19-08-2012 06:11AM

Lol at the suggestion of male periods. You think the world is violent now?

xephon1 · 19-08-2012 06:25AM

Would make the skin tougher, I mean what other mammal in the entire world gets a fking paper cut?

dickdasterly · 19-08-2012 06:27AM

Super hearing and x-ray eyes :eek:

Greentopia · 19-08-2012 06:57AM

No more menstruation please. Never had or will have any use for my uterus so they're completely unnecessary for me and for other women who are child free by choice. It would also mean no more goddamn period pain every month.

Make the birth canal bigger so that for those who choose to reproduce the birth process is easier.

Remove hair follicles under my arms, on my legs, or around my bikini area so I never have to shave or wax again. I HATE (sporadically) removing body hair. It's a real PITA.

Greentopia · 19-08-2012 07:01AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i give us extendable arms so we can scratch our own backs

But most of us can do that already?

there's nowhere on my back I can't reach with my own hands when I need to scratch and I'm not double jointed or super flexible.

Daveysil15 · 19-08-2012 10:00AM

Cienciano wrote: »

Balls on the inside, orgasm lasting 5 minutes.

A pigs orgasm actually lasts 30 mins. That would be even better.

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

In addition a button to switch off your mind to relax would be nice

And a mute button for women. :pac:

SimonTemplar · 19-08-2012 03:50PM

The ability to turn off and on your sense of smell. Imagine the benefits - public toilets, farts, sewage smells on street, strangers bad breath/BO on public transport.

Colmustard · 19-08-2012 03:54PM

SimonTemplar wrote: »

The ability to turn off and on your sense of smell. Imagine the benefits - public toilets, farts, sewage smells on street, strangers bad breath/BO on public transport.

You do have that ability, you get use to a smell and you don't smell it any more. I use to work in an abattoir in the gut house, when I first went in, I gagged, then after about 15 mins i didn't notice the smell anymore.

rubadubduba · 19-08-2012 03:57PM

gills

Colmustard · 19-08-2012 04:00PM

The ability to change sex. A couple could take turns giving birth and be poly-sexual in gender.

1ZRed · 19-08-2012 04:02PM

Colmustard wrote: »

The ability to change sex. A couple could take turns giving birth and be poly-sexual in gender.

Eh you'd want to throw in "change sexual orientation" along with that. Otherwise I think that would break a lot of people up!

But I wouldn't be for that. I like being a guy too much

Colmustard · 19-08-2012 04:10PM

1ZRed wrote: »

Eh you'd want to throw in "change sexual orientation" along with that. Otherwise I think that would break a lot of people up!

But I wouldn't be for that. I like being a guy too much

Ohh I would like to be a woman for a while, I would play with myself all day.

And yeah I will reprogramme the internal medical nano-bots to make those orientation changes as well at will.

19-08-2012 04:25PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

A pigs orgasm actually lasts 30 mins. That would be even better.

Taking danger **** to a new level.

Witchie · 19-08-2012 04:30PM

I can actually do this. If I get a wiff of something nasty I can shut my nose off handsfree and not smell until I want to again.

Colmustard · 19-08-2012 04:33PM

rubadubduba wrote: »

gills

Yeah I would like gills.

senorwipesalot · 19-08-2012 04:58PM

Sh1te to come out wrapped in little plastic bags like those posh firelighters.

NegativeCreep · 19-08-2012 05:14PM

The ability to learn things like Neo in The Matrix. Just pop in the cable, load the program and all of a sudden you know Kung Fu. It'd be really handy and save a lot of time.

Jimoslimos · 19-08-2012 05:22PM

Colmustard wrote: »

You do have that ability, you get use to a smell and you don't smell it any more. I use to work in an abattoir in the gut house, when I first went in, I gagged, then after about 15 mins i didn't notice the smell anymore.

Indeed, it's actually a dangerous phenomenon in some circumstances. Hydrogen sulphide gas in slurry pits is extremely toxic and foul smelling but it quickly blocks the smell receptors. Sense of smell is an important warning signal.

Demonical · 19-08-2012 05:28PM

To be able to eat as much chocolate, sweets, cake etc as ya want and never get fat

For people to be unable to lie, steal, cheat, inflict pain etc and generally be assholes without spontaneously combusting.

How would you improve the human body ( if you were "the maker" )

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