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I just woke up and their is a BBW bird in my bed

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  • #32
    aodhan2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 94 ✭✭aodhan2


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    What the **** will I do?. She is still asleep at the moment. I vaguely remember talking to her but I don't think we had sexual intercourse as I woke up with my jeans still on. This isn't a situation that I am used to and I seriously need advice on what to do next. I think I was just being friendly and offered her a place to kip for the night. As she is under the duvet I am not sure if she has cloths still on, I only see a pair of shoes on the floor. Should I leave her be and sleep? make her a cup of tea or something maybe?.

    Possibly a thread and night you will regret starting in a few hours ! The internet never forgets jimmy garlic !


  • #33
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    FOOK, did you check for a pulse.


  • #34
    Vivian Creamy Wallaby
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Vivian Creamy Wallaby


    i thought you meant an actual bird


  • #35
    BarackPyjama
    Closed Accounts Posts: 974 ✭✭✭BarackPyjama


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmrABU9qDdk


  • #36
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    BBW girls ftw.

    I'm sure I'm not the only bloke here that found Jane from the inbetweeners movie sexy as phuck!


    Sexier than the skinny yoke she walked around with anyway.



    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn44yznaY1qeq9aw.jpg


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  • #37
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    You've gone this far so you might as well man up, see it through and make her a cup of tea when she wakes up

    Or you could leave a trail of jelly beans leading from the bed to outside the door, hoping she'll follow it which will allow you to close and lock the door behind her.


  • #38
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Lot of real classy people in this thread.


  • #39
    blacklilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,687 ✭✭✭blacklilly


    She's probably pretending to be asleep and thinking.....what was she doing going home with you, how her standards have slipped and how small your penis is.


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