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Anybody got weird bites?

  • 17-08-2012 11:59PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭


    I'm only writing this because in the last month my mother has gotten really bad bites from being outside. I found a large amount of mosquito like flies on the window tonite. my mother had to go to caredoc because of the severe reaction to a bug but tonite i saw what looked like mosquitos on the window.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    Hickies. . .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Giant dragonflies and damselflies, carnivorous bugs on the attack... Is it the end of days, already?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Girl slipped and bit my c**k once by mistake... OR SO SHE SAID...


    Does that count?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Ive got quite a large overbite,


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 134 ✭✭Librium


    weird


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭Dockington


    Yup i kno someone who recently got badly bitten in galway. Had to go on antibiotics for infection and swelling around bites. Cleared them up pretty fast tho.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Yeah have got a few on my legs, one on my arm and 2 on my boobs and not the good kind :( :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Yeah have got a few on my legs, one on my arm and 2 on my boobs and not the good kind :( :pac:

    What flavour?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    I bloody hate mosquito bites. Pain in the bollocks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Yeah have got a few on my legs, one on my arm and 2 on my boobs and not the good kind :( :pac:

    You have four boobs, one pair of which is not good? Pics of both for comparison, please, sciencey stuff, you know?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Yeah have got a few on my legs, one on my arm and 2 on my boobs and not the good kind :( :pac:

    What flavour?

    Eh strawberry......:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Eh strawberry......:P

    You have strawberry flavour bewbs?!


    You should totally be on Ripleys believe it or not...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Yes but it was consentual.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Eh strawberry......:P

    You have strawberry flavour bewbs?!


    You should totally be on Ripleys believe it or not...


    Nah I wish I had strawberry flavoured bewbs instead of bewb flavour bewbs :(:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Yeah have got a few on my legs, one on my arm and 2 on my boobs and not the good kind :( :pac:

    You have four boobs, one pair of which is not good? Pics of both for comparison, please, sciencey stuff, you know?

    4 boobs?! Just the 2 on me :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    4 boobs?! Just the 2 on me :P

    2 regular flavour bewbs. Bah! BORING!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    4 boobs?! Just the 2 on me :P

    2 regular flavour bewbs. Bah! BORING!

    If they change flavour you will be the first to know


    Never thought I'd ever have to say that before :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    If they change flavour you will be the first to know


    Never thought I'd ever have to say that before :pac:

    Raspberry is my favourite.... Just letting you know now...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    If they change flavour you will be the first to know


    Never thought I'd ever have to say that before :pac:

    Raspberry is my favourite.... Just letting you know now...

    Duly noted :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 512 ✭✭✭GaryIrv93


    I bloody hate mosquito bites. Pain in the bollocks.

    Even more annoying is not being able to feel the f*ckers and them being able get away with it.

    Was bitten in the arm a few months back one night in France and by the next the day it was roughly half the size of a golf ball. Didn't go down for a good few days so it must have been one powerful mosquito. Never had a bigger bite in my life,


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Raspberry is my favourite.... Just letting you know now...

    Cherry FTW.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Cherry FTW.

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... that's a good choice too.... cherry is so rare though....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Probably midgets (or midges if you're a pedantic twat), warm wet weather is wonderful for the wee ****.

    Alliteration for the ftw!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Probably midgets (or midges if you're a pedantic twat), warm wet weather is wonderful for the wee ****.

    Alliteration for the ftw!

    Wow, wonderful work :P

    Eh willies?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    Is this a Vampire question?

    Or maybe a Rugby question. . .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Got two on my right leg yesterday after playing tag. Itchy feckers! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Probably midgets (or midges if you're a pedantic twat),
    Remember that comedy sketch where the mother gives out about the son leaving the window open and the places full of midges, then a load of midgets (little people) start jumping out the window?

    More than likely midges, they're dirty little feckers and can give some serious bites.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭TheGoldenAges


    No bite but I have road tar in my arm...
    I win?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    tibes. . .


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