Daffy Funeral Directors LOL

I have decided I want to be buried in an Acme Coffin.

Deleted User wrote: »

if its acme more likely be faulty

Yeah, it'll be hilarious when I drop out of the bottom of it and get fired off on a rocket.

Deleted User wrote: »

if its acme more likely be faulty

I was in Dublin Airport last week and the announcement came on Will John Lennon make his way to gate 4 as hes late for his Plane to London.

tommylimerick wrote: »

ya they have a funeral home in croom and kilmallock
two car sales places and a pub as far as i know
they are pretty well off i reckon

Yep, I think they own a shop as well. Apparently, given that they run everything out that neck of the woods, the head man has been nicknamed:

Colonel Gadaffy


(I thought it was funny anyway)

They would be the main funeral directors around my area. I'll most likely be getting planted by them myself when I die. As someone in the thread said earlier, they own a car sales place, a funeral home and a pub.

My father was really sick a few years ago, and was in hospital for a few weeks and of course the rumour went around our (small) town that he was practically at death's door. Once he was out of hospital and recovered a bit, he went to Daffy's pub for a few pints, and as he walked in the door the owner ran out from behind the bar with a tape measure and pretended to measure him for a coffin!

'Ah, you lost out on a bit of business there Daffy, I'm not ready for my coffin yet' said my father. But Daffy just shrugged and said 'I run an undertakers AND a pub... Dead or alive, I'm still making money off ya':D. Good craic!

rainbowdrop wrote: »

They would be the main funeral directors around my area. I'll most likely be getting planted by them myself when I die. As someone in the thread said earlier, they own a car sales place, a funeral home and a pub.

My father was really sick a few years ago, and was in hospital for a few weeks and of course the rumour went around our (small) town that he was practically at death's door. Once he was out of hospital and recovered a bit, he went to Daffy's pub for a few pints, and as he walked in the door the owner ran out from behind the bar with a tape measure and pretended to measure him for a coffin!

'Ah, you lost out on a bit of business there Daffy, I'm not ready for my coffin yet' said my father. But Daffy just shrugged and said 'I run an undertakers AND a pub... Dead or alive, I'm still making money off ya':D. Good craic!

We bought the car of them..deal included free beer and purple snacks

naughtysmurf wrote: »

He was a little naughty a while back it seems

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2012/0110/breaking44.html

"a maximum fine not exceeding €63.48"..?

Doesn't seem too harsh for digging up a body...

Mountainsandh wrote: »

There's a cardboard coffin :eek: !
I see the point, but, but... a cardboard coffin ! :eek::eek:

They bury you in one of those metal things and you'll never return to the earth. No "ashes to ashes, dust to dust" malarcky.