Your first time to get drunk

littlelulu · 16-08-2012 12:04AM

I had my first drink the night i got my pioneer badge

downwithpeace · 16-08-2012 12:07AM

When I was about 7 my cousin gave me a bottle of Heineken, I ate almost everything in the fridge afterwards leading to a very bad confrontation between my mum and aunt.

Run_to_da_hills · 16-08-2012 12:13AM

First time I got drunk was the weekend Red Rum won the Grand national. Bottle of red wine, nasty hangover, kept away from drink for several years after.

dd972 · 16-08-2012 12:24AM

shame you have to spend so much time and money to get drunk the older you get, I remember feeling drunk at 15 on two cans of Guinness

FreeasmyHair · 16-08-2012 12:34AM

Drank some crappy wine when I was 12. We were walking down by this road and I fell 3 times.

rainbow kirby · 16-08-2012 12:34AM

15, on a karate club trip to Jersey. Started drinking at around 3am once I realised that the bar was going to keep serving as long as people kept going up, drank enough Smirnoff Ice (*blush*) in the 2 hours before we headed to the airport, and was still drunk enough by the time we got to our stopover at Heathrow that I came close to picking a fight with someone in a shop for not taking Jersey pounds.

pappyodaniel · 16-08-2012 12:03PM

The first time I got drunk was when I drank a mixture from my parents drink cabinet. Got an empty 500ml coke bottle and poured in some Vodka, Whiskey, Brandy, Gin and the piéce de resistance, Baileys.

The Baileys seemed to curdle the rest of my cocktail and it looked like a cup of tea with sour milk added. Anyway myself and a friend cycled out to the back of the airport where there were no houses or people, just cows and proceeded to down the contents. To this day I don't know how I didn't puke my guts up but I kept it down. In fairness though, the drink was so bad I was only taking small sips, my friend John probably drank a third more than I did when we finished.

Cue loads of shouting at flying overhead planes and other types of messing. At one stage my friend John hilariously slipped and fell on some cowshit. He chased after me and managed to rugby tackle me covering me in cowshit. The worst part of the experience was the cycle home, John was swerving in and out of traffic and cars were whizzing by beeping.

I'm only a slightly classier drinker nowadays

littlelulu · 16-08-2012 12:31PM

pappyodaniel wrote: »

The first time I got drunk was when I drank a mixture from my parents drink cabinet. Got an empty 500ml coke bottle and poured in some Vodka, Whiskey, Brandy, Gin and the piéce de resistance, Baileys.

The Baileys seemed to curdle the rest of my cocktail and it looked like a cup of tea with sour milk added. Anyway myself and a friend cycled out to the back of the airport where there were no houses or people, just cows and proceeded to down the contents. To this day I don't know how I didn't puke my guts up but I kept it down. In fairness though, the drink was so bad I was only taking small sips, my friend John probably drank a third more than I did when we finished.

Cue loads of shouting at flying overhead planes and other types of messing. At one stage my friend John hilariously slipped and fell on some cowshit. He chased after me and managed to rugby tackle me covering me in cowshit. The worst part of the experience was the cycle home, John was swerving in and out of traffic and cars were whizzing by beeping.

I'm only a slightly classier drinker nowadays

ahhhh raiding the drinks cabinet..... fond memories!

If i drank it now I would be in bits!

dgt · 16-08-2012 05:46PM

14. As a young and stupid chap in the Jackass era, during lunch I sneaked off school and went to a friends house, where we thought of a great idea: I mixed a king pot noodle and vodka to make a real stomach turning mess. It was rancid... Went into double latin, told I was laughing my tits off and making all sorts of sexual remarks/innuendos towards the teacher.

Lovely!

Knex* · 16-08-2012 05:53PM

17 at the afters of a work colleague's wedding. Drank 10 pints and got sick on myself during the bus journey home, all while making a tit of myself in front of a girl I was meant to be getting with.

wandatowell · 16-08-2012 05:54PM

16 years old, I went to my sisters house party. Mother of god the shame

Mr Whirly · 16-08-2012 05:58PM

I was about 10 at my primary school fair. They had a spin the wheel thing. I won 4 bottles of some alcopop. My mam didn't realise there was alcohol in it. I had downed two before it became obvious. I still remind them of it on a regular basis.

montyrebel · 16-08-2012 08:06PM

working in a wee spar shop from before i left school, was near 17 and had a works do in a pub

had a few orange/iron brew flavoured WKD's. then someone says do you want a doubleshock (the red and blue aftershock mixed), I says me not knowing what it was.

Had that and all was grand, went up to the bar again afterwards for another WKD with an older female workmate, no idea how but we got talking about how she had pierced nipples

, asked her to show me and she did, right at the bar

went and being the big lad asked the barman for another doubleshock, took all the drinks back to the table, had this workmate sitting on my knee now :cool:
Downed my doubleshock in one (trying to impress her obviously) and it promptly came back up around me and all down the back of her :eek::(:o

Was not a happy bunny the next shift we worked together and i never got the ride either :mad:

16-08-2012 08:07PM

LC results night
myself and two friends and a bottle of vodka in one of their houses
fun times

Smeggy · 16-08-2012 08:15PM

Drank about 6 pints of Bulmers when I was 16 at a 21st, vomited for about an hour... havent touched Bulmers since and never will! :P

candy-gal1 · 16-08-2012 08:43PM

my 18th, 6 cans of budweiser (yeah classy i know)

:pac: and I was practically on the floor! I remember thinking first "hehe being drunk feels great, i can handle beer" then about an hour later or less thinking " oh crap, need bathroom now!"
Then walking to the bathroom, trying to hold my self upright as in my head the floor and ceiling were becoming one before my eyes and i was VERY DIIIZZZYYY!
Wasnt much fun after that :pac:

Wierd thing was, saw my mate who was there with me that night, the next day and i remember her commenting saying "your fresh as a daisy today, was that really your first time drinking?" looking bewildered

Voice of the Ages · 16-08-2012 09:51PM

I felt a very numb feeling. That's all really.

Jennifer Parker · 16-08-2012 09:54PM

Probably was my confirmation...
had a three glasses of sparkling wine and being as tiny as I was back then, I got dizzy quite fast....

the first time I was loaded, was in the november of 6th year...

stepbar · 16-08-2012 09:55PM

16... drank a half a bottle of whiskey (straight)... thought it was a great idea to cook myself up some rashers and sausages afterwards.... At some stage during the night it all ended up on the walls, the floor, the bed.....

That was 14 years ago and I havent drank straight whiskey since.

Colmustard · 16-08-2012 10:01PM

I am more concerned with the last time I got drunk, a week ago, to long a space in between.

Wolfruin · 05-10-2012 11:13PM

was 17 years old being a hairy fella i looked older got sea dog to impress my mates they all took a swig thought it was foul so i was left with a bottle with no mixers so i drank it woke up two days later feeling like i was beaten by hammers to this day i love sea dog its the only drink that gets me truly legless

Richard Hillman · 05-10-2012 11:17PM

Bought 8 cans of Bulmers. Flashed some girls after 4 cans, vomited and trundled off home :cool:

13 years later i still wouldnt get near drinking 8 cans of Bulmers :pac:

Syllabus · 05-10-2012 11:18PM

13 - on a 2 litre bottle of cider

cloud493 · 05-10-2012 11:19PM

Never :cool:

Keano! · 05-10-2012 11:21PM

I've been told of it a fair few times... 2nd year... me and about 5 or 6 mates decided we'd be 'cool' and start drinking. I'd say I stomached 3 cans of Heineken and was bladdered.

Couldn't go home so my mate took me back to his and his mum rang mine and gave me the perfect allibi saying that I'm going to stay the night and alls fine. To this day I'm not aware of her telling my parents the real story in the end, and she's made off the cuff digs at me for it ever since

First time ever sick drinking though was when I learned that Vodka existed!

eyeball kid · 05-10-2012 11:27PM

Think I was about 14/15 and went night fishing with my brother and his friend. Had 2L of some cheap rotten cider. Duly puked my guts up. Took me nearly 17 years to ever touch a cider after that.

DylanII · 05-10-2012 11:28PM

New Years Eve when I was about 15 I think.

I had about 4 cans of some cheap **** that my cousin had. (It was manky)
They had just moved into a house and there was a dead animal out their back garden. I opened their back door to look light a Chinese lantern. And I fell into the animal, I jumped up and screamed for about an hour as I was covered in maggots and tiny red worm like things.

I didnt drink after that until I was 17. Not really big into drinking.

mattjack · 05-10-2012 11:32PM

DylanII wrote: »

New Years Eve when I was about 15 I think.

I had about 4 cans of some cheap **** that my cousin had. (It was manky)
They had just moved into a house and there was a dead animal out their back garden. I opened their back door to look light a Chinese lantern. And I fell into the animal, I jumped up and screamed for about an hour as I was covered in maggots and tiny red worm like things.

I didnt drink after that until I was 17. Not really big into drinking.

WTF , you sound like you should be in that film Deliverance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcZlxCNzQqw

DEFTLEFTHAND · 05-10-2012 11:38PM

I remember it well. It was in 2004 and I was 15. I was babysitting for my aunt. When she and her husband came home by taxi, he was too drunk to drive me home. She then suggested that I stay and drink with them. Bottles of Miller was what I was given followed by wine as the night wore on, we stayed boozing until daybreak, I remember thinking it was so funny because she started bad mouthing my mother as she got drunker. They never liked each other. :pac:

I loved the feeling though instantly, I dabbled in alcohol previously but had never truly gotten drunk before.

EdanHewittt · 05-10-2012 11:43PM

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My first time getting drunk was mystical. Not in a watered-down Harry Potter type mysticism.

Proper Alan Watts style mystic journeys into the purpose of life type deal. Wonderful. Like an elixir had been granted upon my soul. Liberating.

Your first time to get drunk

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