Your first time to get drunk

Galwayguy35 · 11-08-2012 03:25AM #1

Drank a half bottle of wine when I was 10 and couldn't understand how I was falling around the place.

jimmycrackcorm · 11-08-2012 03:32AM

Right now. I'm assuming you mean since yesterday.

Kylo Ren · 11-08-2012 03:35AM

My mom was a raging alcoholic so I was probably drunk in the womb.

Tombi! · 11-08-2012 03:36AM

Got drunk, had to pull a friend off the road to avoid a car hitting him. Then had to help a second friend not pick a fight.

brummytom · 11-08-2012 03:38AM

Probably 15-ish. Drinking cans of cider (ugh) on my mate's roof. Good times...

Lapin · 11-08-2012 03:40AM

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Drank a half bottle of wine when I was 10 and couldn't understand how I was falling around the place.

Wuss.

Mikeyt086 · 11-08-2012 03:42AM

Junior Cert results night.

2 bottles of Smirnoff Ice and 2 cans of Heineken.

****ed.

FanadMan · 11-08-2012 04:01AM

Covered my trousers, shoes and anything else that was within a five foot radius with guinness and diced carrots

I've learned not to eat diced carrots since lol

fasttalkerchat · 11-08-2012 04:07AM

Not sure exactly. I remember my first time getting caught. Finished work at 10:30, showered and changed and in the pub by 11:15. Totally hammered by 12 and got myself a taxi home. My mum was still up and I couldn't stand. Had to get her to book me a taxi for work at 5am because I wasn't going to be driving.

2nd time was xmas eve. Again my downfall was coming home early (pubs closed at midnight). 2 of us downed all drinks that were left and headed home. Arrived into the house with the room spinning and wanting to get into bed. Kicked my sister out of my room as she was watching a DVD. In bed 2 mins when I'm asked to go to cousins house to set up a Wii.
Agreed to avoid talking and giving away my drunkeness... got there and didn't have a clue what I was at. Looked at the instruction book and couldn't read the small letters!
Then I felt sick and made a run for the door, all I remember was making an excuse and dashing off and being sick on the way home.
What actually happened was I let out a belch, my face went red and I ran out the back, threw up in the kitchen, left the back door open and arrived home 20 mins later (5 minute walk).
That made for an awkward xmas dinner.

fasttalkerchat · 11-08-2012 04:09AM

FanadMan wrote: »

Covered my trousers, shoes and anything else that was within a five foot radius with guinness and diced carrots I've learned not to eat diced carrots since lol

Still needing to learn a lesson about the Guinness then?

Insect Overlord · 11-08-2012 04:10AM

Shortly before I turned 20. On a beach in Kerry. Spent 2 hours crawling home. It should have been a 30 minute walk. Fuck yeah. :cool:

Warm cans of cider don't mix well with Southern Comfort and red lemonade, kids.

Yakult · 11-08-2012 04:13AM

12. Week before the confirmation at a friends house. Got 6 cans of some ****e beer I cant even remember the name of and only remember throwing up on a new t-shirt. The rest is blank.

FanadMan · 11-08-2012 04:16AM

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

Still needing to learn a lesson about the Guinness then?

Oh god no - learned to drink it in in a pub that serves good stuff. And that it's not a good idea to drink it on an empty stomach (there would still be diced carrots there). But most importantly I just learned how to drink properly :cool:

SusieBlue · 11-08-2012 07:00AM

I drank half a litre of vodka, the girls told me that if I ate dry leaves I'd sober up before we went home and my mam wouldn't notice.

About 15 leaves later I started getting sick and collapsed, the lads stopped a passing garda car cause they thought I was dead, had to get my stomach pumped and my mam found out.

Great night

Mint Sauce · 11-08-2012 08:33AM

Cant remember. I was drunk.

Although I do remember getting slightly giddy after eating a load of Jamican rum cake as a young-un, made with a load of rum by some crazy jamican woman.

Mickey Dazzler · 11-08-2012 09:25AM

Drank six cans of Ritz and woke up in a puddle of my own piss, **** and vomit.

LizT · 11-08-2012 09:50AM

Was 17, did a crouching tiger, hidden naggin with a friend in the toilets of the local nightclub (class personified). Got very drunk and said some very embarrassing things to a friend

jimthemental · 11-08-2012 10:07AM

I remember I was playing an under sixteens hurling match then went to the local and had 5 or six pints. Wasn't too bad but nonetheless the folks copped it as soon as I walked in.

Jester252 · 11-08-2012 10:15AM

Got pissed and decided to repeat the jack rabbit slim dance scene and sing 99 problem perfectly

4zn76tysfajdxp · 11-08-2012 10:16AM

Few cans of Bulmers on the beach when I was seventeen. Classy.

Kev.OC · 11-08-2012 12:50PM

4 cans of Bulmers *shudder* about 6 months before my 18th at a house party. Was nicely. Myself and a friend serenaded a young couple with 5+ minutes of Hotel California, if I recall correctly.

mauzo · 11-08-2012 12:54PM

I dont know which came first, but I was around 14 and I drank 2 naggins straight. Ended up peeing my pants 7 times (which I found hilarious), going back to my house, changing my trousers and leaving again

Didnt get caught

Again, around 14, drank a bottle of gallo on an empty stomach. Spent the night on my bathroom floor puking my ring up. With my mum shouting at me the whole time, and me saying 'ill never drink again, i promise, but I honestly think Im about to die'

11-08-2012 12:55PM

I think I was maybe 11/12 or so and had some vodka and a can of Budweiser. Hardcore, I was.

Whatsernamex33 · 11-08-2012 01:05PM

Besides being tipsy after a few cans, my first time was my 18th.

6 cans of Heineken and a naggin of vodka... Haha I was madtt. :L

omgitsthelazor · 11-08-2012 03:21PM

I was a good girl and didn't get drunk underage, by the time I was an adult and growing up hearing all the "jayz lads I was on a mad lash der" kind of stories of drunken stupidity that are throughout this thread I was too old to find them impressive or interesting.

I drank for the first time with friends at 17 but didn't get drunk, got drunk a few times in the coming years but always had my limits so never badly. Most interesting drunk story is probably that I fell asleep in a bar once. Sorry for being boring.

CavanCrew · 11-08-2012 04:43PM

15 in france, trying to be cool in front of my new found friends, vodka and white as well, classy bitch I was.

MerryLegs · 15-08-2012 11:26PM

I was about 15, my friends 16 bday we all decided to share the vodka in her press in her parents house so we stole it and went hiding to drink it, i didnt really feel any effect at first but eventually i dont remember anything. Unfortunatley I had my dog with me and I kept standing on him and fell into a ditch LOL, accused my friend of robbing my fags and they were in my pocket

..then walked the whole way up to my mam perfectly straight and just wobbled when I got up to her, she killed me LOL grounded for months and woke up the next moning to the horrible hangover, and had to clean my carpet...Need i say more :O

MerryLegs · 15-08-2012 11:30PM

Not actually my story, but I remember my aunt comin in from a teen disco in my nans house before and she was trying to act sober and ended up picking up and reading the newspaper upside down, I remember her sayin, 'oh look the pope died today' hahaha

Miss Lockhart · 15-08-2012 11:38PM

New Years Eve 1999. All that Milennium crap was about. I was 16 and spent the night in a friend's house. Drank 4-5 bottles of Smirnoff Ice and 4-5 bottles of Bacardi Breezer along with vodka.

I was very drunk but thankfully didn't do anything stupid - was just silly. I felt so sick the next day and had to be in work at 8am. :mad:

Fr Jessup · 15-08-2012 11:40PM

17, school graduation night. Blacked out after 3 pints.

mackg · 15-08-2012 11:46PM

Naggin of Nostrova and one or two dutch in a soccer pitch near my friends house. I still remember thinking "this is weird" as the drink began to take hold. Still really good friends with everyone that was there that night, good times.

Your first time to get drunk

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