Duke of Edinburgh rushed to hospital

Sappa · 15-08-2012 07:12PM #1

Poor old bugger back in hospital,out of all the royals he us the most entertaining with his classic gaffes and humor.
Let's hope he makes a speedy recovery and is back to his best soon.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 15-08-2012 07:13PM

Get well soon Mr. Edinburgh.

admiralofthefleet · 15-08-2012 07:15PM

ah no......are there any more chipsticks

Cassidy28 · 15-08-2012 07:16PM

I hope he makes a speedy recovery.

Sulla Felix · 15-08-2012 07:17PM

Harvesting his lifeforce to keep Thatcher alive I heard.

kneemos · 15-08-2012 07:19PM

It's quite possible he may die sometime.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 15-08-2012 07:20PM

I hope he has an Asian doctor. The conversations would be great.

EZ24GET · 15-08-2012 07:20PM

Well. yes. everyone will die sometime, but hope his time isn't here.

Fr.Buzz · 15-08-2012 07:22PM

That old coffin-dodger at it again.!! Hope he will recover..He's the only one of them that is a bit of crack..!!

SocSocPol · 15-08-2012 07:23PM

Poor oul "Phil the Bubble", hope the oul codger recovers, adds a bit of colour to the so called "Royals".

admiralofthefleet · 15-08-2012 07:25PM

kneemos wrote: »

It's quite possible he may die sometime.

its quite possible we all may die sometime

D1stant · 15-08-2012 07:25PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I hope he has an Asian doctor. The conversations would be great.

Yes a lesbian dwarf one. And live streaming

Shryke · 15-08-2012 07:26PM

Old man having bladder trouble. I can't believe that was a news item.

kneemos · 15-08-2012 07:29PM

Which reminds why don't they shoot that bloody whale in Baltimore Habour.

Guy:Incognito · 15-08-2012 07:32PM

kneemos wrote: »

It's quite possible he may die sometime.

You take that back.

kneemos · 15-08-2012 07:35PM

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

You take that back.

How?

mr_edge_to_you · 15-08-2012 07:57PM

Ah the Duke. One of my favourite Inbetweeners scenes.

Will started banging on the Duke of Edinburgh awards.

Neil: who's the Duke of Edinburgh
Will: bloke married to the queen
Neil: the king?
Will: no Neil....he's not the king
Neil: but he fu(ks the queen?

Not exact quote but something along those lines.

Yakult · 15-08-2012 08:02PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

kneemos wrote: »

It's quite possible he may die sometime.

its quite possible we all may die sometime

Woah... Thats deep maaaan.

kneemos · 15-08-2012 08:10PM

He looks a decent old squart in fairness.

mathepac · 15-08-2012 08:15PM

kneemos wrote: »

Which reminds why don't they shoot that bloody whale in Baltimore Habour.

Watch your mouth. Mary Harney & Sile de Valera are entitled to go swimming in Cork, just not together, at the same time and place or in the same ocean, because there could be consequences, for places like Japan I mean, tsunamis and so on and if they fart underwater well Iceland is under threat immediately.

MetalDog · 15-08-2012 08:18PM

I'd have loved to have had a microphone trained on him for the Olympics opening ceremony. The comments outta him would probably have made Bernard Manning blush!

syklops · 15-08-2012 08:24PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I hope he has an Asian doctor. The conversations would be great.

<in Prince Philips voice> What do you mean you were born here???

Which reminds me why don't they shoot that bloody whale in Baltimore Habour.

Yeah what da fuqs the story with that.

Irish whale and dolphin society: "Its too big to put to sleep"
Cut a major artery and it will die within minutes. Not the weeks of pain a suffering you have sentencing her to.

Irish whale and dolphin society: "its injured and starving"
Feed it, maybe it will recover and swim out again.

Irish whale and dolphin society: "its very big"
Me: You are very stupid.

Pantsface · 15-08-2012 08:27PM

Phil is my favourite.

Hope he gets better soon.

mikemac1 · 15-08-2012 08:29PM

He's probably slapping the nurses on the ass and making inappropriate comments

He gets away with it as he is a legend :cool:

who the fug · 15-08-2012 08:31PM

syklops wrote: »

Irish whale and dolphin society: "Its too big to put to sleep"
Cut a major artery and it will die within minutes. Not the weeks of pain a suffering you have sentencing her to.

I presume we are trying to move it down to Kerry, they have more experience with getting rid of dead babys whales

Richard Hillman · 15-08-2012 08:44PM

MetalDog wrote: »

I'd have loved to have had a microphone trained on him for the Olympics opening ceremony. The comments outta him would probably have made Bernard Manning blush!

204 countries, 204 jokes

kincsem · 15-08-2012 08:50PM

Pity he wasn't doing the commentating on the Olympics.

MetalDog · 15-08-2012 08:53PM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

204 countries, 204 jokes

Philip "I say, Elizabeth, some of these foreign types look as if they'd be quite good at throwing the spe . . ."

Elizabeth "Javelin, dear, it's called a javelin"

Philip "I was going to say that, of course"

slippy wicket · 15-08-2012 09:05PM

syklops wrote: »

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I hope he has an Asian doctor. The conversations would be great.

<in Prince Philips voice> What do you mean you were born here???

Which reminds me why don't they shoot that bloody whale in Baltimore Habour.

Yeah what da fuqs the story with that.

Irish whale and dolphin society: "Its too big to put to sleep"
Cut a major artery and it will die within minutes. Not the weeks of pain a suffering you have sentencing her to.

Irish whale and dolphin society: "its injured and starving"
Feed it, maybe it will recover and swim out again.

Irish whale and dolphin society: "its very big"
Me: You are very stupid.

Get the army boys to put a shaped charge on its head, because of all the blubber it would be hard to cut an artery.
Just don't use too much as it makes a very big mess.

kneemos · 15-08-2012 09:10PM

slippy wicket wrote: »

Get the army boys to put a shaped charge on its head, because of all the blubber it would be hard to cut an artery.
Just don't use too much as it makes a very big mess.

50 calibre between the eyes.

B.A._Baracus · 15-08-2012 09:16PM

Im suprised about the comments so far in this thread (get well comments) knowing he is a british royal :pac:

But honestly I dont see what the big huff about it is. He is 91, has had a long and good life so far. I dont wish any badness on him. But is it really news worthy of the calibur its recieving?

I mean there was a bus crash today in the uk. Bus went off a bridge and a few people died. But thats taking second fiddle to the Duke in Hospital.

Duke of Edinburgh rushed to hospital

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