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Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026
I FECKING HATE SPIDERS!!!
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Oh god I'm freaked. the photo of the one in the kitchen is horrible. They are the ones I get in the apartment.
They may stay hidden otherwise they'll be getting squished by a shoe. I'm not even brave enough to kill them actually, they know it as well.
they are so bloody fast its creepy. If I see one I will scream the place down and ring someone with a penis to come get rid of it 0 -
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syndeyfife wrote: »Oh god I'm freaked. the photo of the one in the kitchen is horrible. They are the ones I get in the apartment.
They may stay hidden otherwise they'll be getting squished by a shoe. I'm not even brave enough to kill them actually, they know it as well. they are so bloody fast its creepy. If I see one I will scream the place down and ring someone with a penis to come get rid of it
OK, but I'm not going to slap it to death with my knob!0 -
The best ones are the bird eating spiders in Queensland!!
Yes, correct, bird eating spiders!!:eek: I had one on my bed when I lived there, I swear the matress was moving when the thing walked.
Or the Trapdoor spider? How sneaky can the b**tards get?
Yes, apparantly it's true alright that you eat 4-8 in you sleep during your lifetime. I read it somewhere.
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Yes, apparantly it's true alright that you eat 4-8 in you sleep during your lifetime. I read it somewhere.
Yeeeeeeah
Biggest spider I've seen in Ireland was about 7 inches across. It was hanging out on a curtain in the doorway of the conservatory at my parents' house. Me and my dad named it Curtain Spider and my dad lived in fear of it for four days, till what we assume was the same spider showed up in the kitchen being tortured and delegged by the cat, so my mother slapped it with a shoe. I'm glad I was on my way back to Dublin the day we discovered it. RIP Curtain Spider.0 -
The best ones are the bird eating spiders in Queensland!!
Yes, correct, bird eating spiders!!:eek: I had one on my bed when I lived there, I swear the matress was moving when the thing walked.
Or the Trapdoor spider? How sneaky can the b**tards get?
Yes, apparantly it's true alright that you eat 4-8 in you sleep during your lifetime. I read it somewhere.
I figure if I'm going to eat 8 spiders in my lifetime, let's say I live until I'm 80 average it out, I won't eat another one until I'm 25....that's how I sleep at night. When I turn 25 I will be a walking zombie0 -
syndeyfife wrote: »Oh god I'm freaked. the photo of the one in the kitchen is horrible. They are the ones I get in the apartment.
They may stay hidden otherwise they'll be getting squished by a shoe. I'm not even brave enough to kill them actually, they know it as well. they are so bloody fast its creepy. If I see one I will scream the place down and ring someone with a penis to come get rid of it
Didn't you say before you weren't scared of spiders?
You all need to man up! The spiders here are harmless, have no interest in you and they kill flies. I have a couple of big ones in my house and I think they're cute:) - I always rescue them when they get trapped in the sinks/shower/bath and put them back on the floor.0 -
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syndeyfife wrote: »If I see one I will scream the place down and ring someone with a penis to come get rid of it
I know several people who posess penises and who are useless at spider situation containment!Yes, apparantly it's true alright that you eat 4-8 in you sleep during your lifetime. I read it somewhere.
Urban myth!
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