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What's the worst thing you got up to in a hotel bedroom?

  • 14-08-2012 01:16AM
    #1
    EURATS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 528 ✭✭✭


    Scandalous?


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  • #2
    Memory Of 98
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 177 ✭✭Memory Of 98


    I only use hotel beds for eating in, sleeping in, and maybe building a little fort.


  • #3
    shantolog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭shantolog


    **** EVERYWHERE....


  • #4
    EURATS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 528 ✭✭✭EURATS


    Memory Of 98 wrote: »
    I only use hotel beds for eating in, and maybe building a little fort.


    That sounds good alright. Do u wear a bib?


  • #5
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    The second last level on angry birds :o


  • #6
    Memory Of 98
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 177 ✭✭Memory Of 98


    EURATS wrote: »
    That sounds good alright. Do u wear a bib?

    No, but one time I found a turkey stuck behind the headboard.


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  • #7
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    I spent a few years working nights in hotels. I could tell you some stories...

    The worst thing I've seen anyone else do is kill themselves in one of the bathrooms. Well I obviously didn't see them do it, but you get the gist.

    Worst thing I've done in a hotel bedroom is turned down a threesome, and I don't regret handing in my last man card to do it!


  • #8
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    EURATS wrote: »
    Scandalous?

    You first.


  • #9
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Yo, OP!


  • #10
    EURATS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 528 ✭✭✭EURATS


    Memory Of 98 wrote: »
    EURATS wrote: »
    That sounds good alright. Do u wear a bib?

    No, but one time I found a turkey stuck behind the headboard.


    Did it jump out and gobble gobble?


  • #11
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Scared John Cusack.


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  • #12
    Memory Of 98
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    EURATS wrote: »
    Did it jump out and gobble gobble?

    Sorry, I failed to mention that while on a trip with my very attractive, Red-headed female colleague, we ordered a large amount of room service. The turkey we ordered slipped behind the bed.


  • #13
    Pdfile
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    generally smoking on the balcony and making friends with my temp neighbours.


  • #14
    Avox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭Avox


    marshbaboon wrote: »
    I spent a few years working nights in hotels. I could tell you some stories...

    The worst thing I've seen anyone else do is kill themselves in one of the bathrooms. Well I obviously didn't see them do it, but you get the gist.

    Worst thing I've done in a hotel bedroom is turned down a threesome, and I don't regret handing in my last man card to do it!

    Why'd you turn it down ;)


  • #15
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Avox wrote: »
    Why'd you turn it down ;)

    Because I'm a dumbass, obviously.


  • #16
    brummytom
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    ****, falling asleep mid-****, my friend thinking I was dead so searching the whole resort for me, eventually getting a spare key from reception to be greeted to my naked pale arse.


  • #17
    EURATS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 528 ✭✭✭EURATS


    Memory Of 98 wrote: »
    EURATS wrote: »
    Did it jump out and gobble gobble?

    Sorry, I failed to mention that while on a trip with my very attractive, Red-headed female colleague, we ordered a large amount of room service. The turkey we ordered slipped behind the bed.

    Was that bosco and dustin?


  • #18
    SweetCaliber
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    Woke up one night to the smell of fags, looked over and two polish guys were sitting down on the stack of armchairs in the room. Apparently they got the wrong room card and didnt see us sleeping in the room either (they never turned on the lights). Scared the fcuk outta me!!


  • #19
    Pdfile
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    brummytom wrote: »
    ****, falling asleep mid-****, my friend thinking I was dead so searching the whole resort for me, eventually getting a spare key from reception to be greeted to my naked pale arse.


    for some reason i feel tthat the only thing diferent from the norm is the hotel part.


  • #20
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    I dangled my baby son "blanket" over the balcony rail while papparazzi were below.

    Never heard the end of it :eek:


  • #21
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Scared John Cusack.

    I didn't laugh, but I smiled a little.

    Just want you to know it wasn't a waste of a post. Not entirely anyway. :)


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  • #22
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Got drunk and sh1t the bed


  • #23
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    brummytom wrote: »
    ****, falling asleep mid-****, my friend thinking I was dead so searching the whole resort for me, eventually getting a spare key from reception to be greeted to my naked pale arse.

    "Resort?" Well la di da...


  • #24
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Shoulda made a contribution.


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