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Which would you rather fight? One horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?

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  • #32
    kneemos
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    Darius.Tr wrote: »
    How do you come up with this kind of question??? Wouldn't have thought about this in million years...but if I'd have to choose it would probably be 10 duck sized horses.

    Chemicals.


  • #33
    Jesus Wept
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    Neigh Quack
    Darius.Tr wrote: »
    How do you come up with this kind of question??? Wouldn't have thought about this in million years...but if I'd have to choose it would probably be 10 duck sized horses.

    I stole it. I wasn't feeling very creative.


  • #34
    FanadMan
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    CodyJarrett wrote: »
    Horse sized duck as then when you won, you could have the biggest portion of Roast Duck ever.

    I voted the other way but I like your thinking......god, that would be some meal! A horse sized roast duck! Damn....am hungry now :(


  • #35
    Scioch
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    I've had run ins with ducks before, they are nasty little bastards. Even a goose or swan would be tough to handle. Aint no way in hell I'd be going near one the size of a horse.

    You might as well be fighting a pterodactyl !


  • #36
    [Deleted User]
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    Neigh Quack
    A horse sized duck would surely peck you to death. Death by pecking. No thanks. I'll take my chances with the little horsies.


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  • #37
    wilkie2006
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    Actually, I've changed my mind. I'd go for the horse-sized duck. Fook it, why not have something to tell your mates. "Ooohh, I killed something the size of a duck" - yea, whatever. "Oooh, I killed something the size of a horse" - wow, tell us more!


  • #38
    aaronjumper
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    I'd take the 10 duck sized horses. Way easier to fight than a horse sized duck. It would destroy us all!


  • #39
    opinion guy
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    Neigh Quack
    Where is the Atari Duckuar option ?!?!? :mad:


  • #40
    Micky Dolenz
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    Give me the giant duck.

    I've always wanted to ride a duck.


  • #41
    kfallon
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    I should have no problem handling the duck sized horses ;)


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  • #42
    TeddyTedson
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    Is there an answer to the question??????


  • #43
    opinion guy
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    Neigh Quack
    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Is there an answer to the question??????

    42.
    Of course the real question is, what was the question ?


  • #44
    OMARS_COMING_
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    lol this is a fantastic question,how did you come up with it? serious


    I would rather fight 10 duck sized horses,i mean i think i could pick one up and kill it then maybe use its body as a kinda weapon to hit the other horses with it


  • #45
    TeddyTedson
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    It's an old Japanese proverb if I'm right.

    Wasn't there also sightings of giant ducks near Hiroshima?


  • #46
    mauzo
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    Was trying to remember where I heard this question.....archer!!

    I'd pick the duck sized horses.


  • #47
    opinion guy
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    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    It's an old Japanese proverb if I'm right.

    Wasn't there also sightings of giant ducks near Hiroshima?

    :eek:

    But don't worry Godzilla and/or Mothra will take care of that one


  • #48
    Washington Irving
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    CodyJarrett wrote: »
    Horse sized duck as then when you won, you could have the biggest portion of Roast Duck ever.

    Yeah, but you could harvest the dead horses for horsemeat and sell it to a Frenchman


  • #49
    Mr.Crinklewood
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    Are any of the ducks related to Katie Taylor?


  • #50
    animan
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    kneemos wrote: »
    Even full sized horses are timid,what's a duck sized one gonna do?

    I got a kick in the head off a horse on wednesday. It hurt but i'd still take on 10 duck sized horses


  • #51
    cruiser178
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    The 10 duck sized horses for me i reckon i could take em, but can you imagine the speed of a horse size duck in water, fcuk.

    After reading this tread i suppose the real question that begs to be answered is: if you were a duck would you rather fight 10 human sized horses or 1 horse size human...hhmmm


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  • #52
    kneemos
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    I think the moral of the story is would you like to get all your troubles over in one go or spread them out.


  • #53
    mauzo
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    Neigh Quack


  • #54
    MadameGascar
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    10 duck sized horses- break them in and keep them in my garden.


  • #55
    Patser
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    Take on the 10 Duck sized horses
    Paint them Pink
    PM all the lads looking to start a My Little Pony forum
    Profit


  • #56
    Donnielighto
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    Neigh Quack
    Do you have to kill the animal? Does the animal know it's in a fight?

    I'm changing my answer to the duck, for the story alone.


  • #57
    Mr.Crinklewood
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    I'm calling the RSPCA.


  • #58
    Where To
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    I'd rather fight ten duck sized horses than ten duck sized ducks.


  • #59
    [Deleted User]
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    Neigh Quack
    10 Duck sized horses, great, a little horse race!

    What'll we have as jockeys! :D


  • #60
    jimthemental
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    10 Duck sized horses, great, a little horse race!

    What'll we have as jockeys! :D

    Monkeys wearing Fez hats of course. Honestly I can't even believe you had to stop and consider this.


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  • #61
    [Deleted User]
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    Neigh Quack
    jimthemental wrote: »
    Monkeys wearing Fez hats of course. Honestly I can't even believe you had to stop and consider this.

    Squirrel* sized monkeys presumably. ;)

    *Red ones of course.


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