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Which would you rather fight? One horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?

  • 06-08-2012 03:06AM
    #1
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭


    If you had to.

    Which would you rather fight? One horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses? 233 votes

    One horse sized duck
    0%
    10 duck sized horses
    8%
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    Neigh Quack
    91%
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  • #2
    ArmaniJeanss
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,213 ✭✭✭✭ArmaniJeanss


    Neigh Quack
    ducks are mad mean yo.


  • #3
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    It's a no-brainer... give me the 10 duck sized horses :pac::pac::pac:


  • #4
    JupiterKid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,648 ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Neigh Quack
    That acid must be really, really good OP.:D


  • #5
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Neigh Quack
    Can I have a weapon?


  • #6
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I'd fight 10 little fellas.
    "Jumpin' around on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks"

    PS. Karl Hungus is alleged to have once saved an entire family of drowning ducks on his way home from work just before he left boards.


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  • #7
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Neigh Quack
    KKkitty wrote: »
    Can I have a weapon?

    Yes. Your hands, your feet and your instincts.
    So in reality, no.


  • #8
    CodyJarrett
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 307 ✭✭CodyJarrett


    Horse sized duck as then when you won, you could have the biggest portion of Roast Duck ever.


  • #9
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Neigh Quack
    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    KKkitty wrote: »
    Can I have a weapon?

    Yes. Your hands, your feet and your instincts.
    So in reality, no.
    Right I'll take the 10 duck sized horses so.


  • #10
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Speaking of ducks, has anyone noticed the disappearance of all the swans from the swords estery lately ?.


  • #11
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Neigh Quack
    I guess the question needs adjusting then, find the tipping point.


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  • #12
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    hmm, are ducks mostly good - like dogs, or mostly bad - like crows?


  • #13
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Neigh Quack
    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    hmm, are ducks mostly good - like dogs, or mostly bad - like crows?

    ducks are mad mean yo


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,286 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    CodyJarrett wrote: »
    Horse sized duck as then when you won, you could have the biggest portion of Roast Duck ever.

    Or the giant duck could have himself (or herself) a human sized maggot


  • #15
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    ducks are mad mean yo
    I notice their opinion of me largely depends on whether or not I have bread...

    RIP


  • #16
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Neigh Quack
    No one is brave enough to take on the horse sized duck. Well I am changing my answer. I will take it on. I will slay it.


  • #17
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Neigh Quack
    I think Mythbusters has lost its way sufficiently to deal with this question. We should CC them on this thread.


  • #18
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    "I love my duck"
    *throws duck at Fr. Ted*
    "Fed up with duuuucckkkkk!"

    Duck Hunt was good in the 90s, god i miss the 90s. I would do almost anything to go back too 1991. Simpler times. I was very happy in the 90s.


  • #19
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    No one is brave enough to take on the horse sized duck. Well I am changing my answer. I will take it on. I will slay it.
    :(
    I thought we were talking about horse sized pigeons:mad:
    Ducks are not all that mean, just selfish.
    I love them. They're so...just so... wet.


  • #20
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Everyone duck off. It's my bed time.


  • #21
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    How do you have a fight with a duck sized horse?


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  • #22
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


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    kneemos wrote: »
    How do you have a fight with a duck sized horse?

    I don't fancy your chances...


  • #23
    flyswatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭flyswatter


    zenno wrote: »
    Speaking of ducks, has anyone noticed the disappearance of all the swans from the swords estery lately ?.
    Thinly veiled Polish bashing post.


  • #24
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Even full sized horses are timid,what's a duck sized one gonna do?


  • #25
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Horse sized duck, unless the fight is taking place in water.


  • #26
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Neigh Quack
    kneemos wrote: »
    Even full sized horses are timid,what's a duck sized one gonna do?

    They have a taste for blood.


  • #27
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    You could lay on the ground and let them trample you to death over a period of five or six days,I suppose.


  • #28
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Neigh Quack
    zenno wrote: »
    Speaking of ducks, has anyone noticed the disappearance of all the swans from the swords estery lately ?.

    People have been turning them into furniture polish, such is my understanding in any rate.


  • #29
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Neigh Quack
    Bring on the plum sauce !!

    It's going to be a slaughter !!


  • #30
    wilkie2006
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    I'd have 10 duck-sized horses, I think. I've never tried to kick anything duck-sized to death but I reckon it'd be easier (even ten times) than taking down anything horse-sized. Especially if the fooking thing could fly. Jaysus.


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  • #31
    Darius.Tr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Darius.Tr


    Neigh Quack
    How do you come up with this kind of question??? Wouldn't have thought about this in million years...but if I'd have to choose it would probably be 10 duck sized horses.


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