Rhyming anomalies.

Dean09 wrote: »

How come loads of nursery rhymes have the same sound?
Baa baa black sheep
Twinkle twinkle
The alphabet

And loads more too. They all sound the exact same!

They all use the same tune of an 18th century french folk song adapted by Mozart called "Ah! vous dirai-je, Maman"

It's used in lots of different languages.

POLICE HUNT FOR SERIAL SEX PEST

The search continues for a man who has been terrorising women in the the Lincoln Park area of East London. The sicko, who calls himself "Georgie Porgie," has been responsible for seven attacks in the last week.
SICK
"Georgie" has been known to lurk in dark corners and pounce on innocent women, grabbing them and forcibly kissing them. Eyewitnesses have described confused victims in floods of tears afterwards.
On more than one occasion, the cowardly pervert has fled when men approached the scene of the assault.
PAEDOPHILE
Chief Inspector Brian Wilson has refused to confirm whether these assaults are related to the "Wee Willie Winkie" terror last year, in which an unidentified man regularly ran through the streets at night looking for children.


Video: Eyewitness testimony




Your comments:

wat are the odds that this sicko is an asylum seeker? this is wat happens when u let anyone in the country. close the borders and make britain great again. - Brian, Herts. 16.09, 04/08/12.

Deleted User wrote: »

Listen "king", if you even are a king, I'm drunk and on a touchscreen phone, I clicked this about 10 times and thought either my fingers or my phone were brokeN. You're on my list -.-

Fyp

BOHtox wrote: »

I was accentuating it

And being a Grammar Nazi, don't forget that too.

I have to wonder: just what was bugging the author of this ditty?

Rock-a-bye baby, in the tree tops,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby, cradle and all.

The Wikipedia page has theories, but no solid explanation.

Ah nursery rhymes:) From bygone years,few of you young ones would remember the Ladybird books with obscure rhymes...Little jumping Joan the simple child, jumping up and down all alone and happy as a sandboy.

Skinny little Jack Spratt and his fat wife licking the same platter, two dirty unhygenic divils.

Bobby Shaftoe in his silly, frilly,silky clothes going off to sea and your one thinking he's going to come back and marry her. I seriously doubt he'll survive with all the hairy sailors for months on end with no women about.

And there was somebody else feasting on strawberries, sugar and cream..who was that?...ah yeah, Curly Locks..that's who it was, sitting on a cushion and being a lazy b*stard, not feeding the swine and all, poor pigs, starving away:(.
And any amount of Jacks. Apart from Jack who was Jill's pal there was Jack the one who was being flexible and nimble who enjoyed leaping over candle sticks. Wasn't there also a Jack, who ran down the street with a pig? (Oops...that was Tom Tom the unimaginative child's name chooser piper's son).The aforementioned Jack Horner who was sitting in a corner rooting with a Christmas pie(?)...he pulled out a plum as far as I recall. Imagine that, a plum in a pie, skin, stone and all, yuck.

There was a Dr Foster who went off to Gloucester when it was pissin' rain, he walked into a deep hole full of water and decided then and there that no way was he going there again as if it was Gloucester's fault.Now that one was just stupid:mad:.