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So, you're digging round the tray in the sauce for the last curry chip...

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  • #32
    Tmeos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Tmeos


    Human eyeball with accompanying maggots


  • #33
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Lighten up brah....tis AH :D

    Quiet, you sexy 20 year old! :p

    Kat1170 wrote: »
    Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week, personal appearances possible .............. but they're expensive :D:D:pac::cool:

    How expensive are we talkin, a whip around like?


  • #34
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Maggots would be my worst nightmare!!!


  • #35
    languagenerd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    Any part of human anatomy (take your pick of anything already mentioned) but only half of it. Then you'd never know if you'd eaten the other half a finger/toe/cock/nipple...

    I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread, I feel pretty ill now!!


  • #36
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    A dog collar with the dogs name on it
    Or a dogs micro chip


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  • #37
    Kat1170
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,873 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    benwavner wrote: »
    How expensive are we talkin, a whip around like?

    Ooohhhh ........ Very very expensive if whips are involved ;)


  • #38
    djflawless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    A big brown log.fresh from the arse of the guy that took your order.who also happens to be the guy you pulled out over the counter in abra after last weekends lash


  • #39
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Your wife's pretty little head.


  • #40
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Kat1170 wrote: »
    Ooohhhh ........ Very very expensive if whips are involved ;)

    We should mate, I get paid tomorrow.


  • #41
    kowloon
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    The physical manifestation of racial hatred.


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  • #42
    ejmaztec
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    kowloon wrote: »
    The physical manifestation of racial hatred.

    A curry-soaked shrunken illegal immigrant flailing wildly with a rolled up big issue?


  • #43
    tayto lover
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    A golfball.


  • #44
    Old Perry
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    A Live Shark!


  • #45
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    A burnt out Nissan Micra with a charred granny still at the wheel.


  • #46
    Profiler
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    Lord Lucan stark bollock naked riding atop Shergar and there in plain sight dripping in curry sauce is a raging hard "Packie Bonner" that would put the elephant Dirk Diggler to shame (ps the Horse is female) and sure Lord Lucan winks at ye with a knowing eye as if to say "If I wanted you, I could have you, and sure you'd enjoy it, you know you would, you'd enjoy yourself despite yourself" and just then Shergar nearly has a heart attack because it's just seen Gerry Adams, Martin McGuinness and Toireasa Ferris looking in your window and poor Shergar knows he's in trouble and then because he's a "Brit" Lord Lucan gets dead scared and then has himself reclassified at Dublin Castle as Lord Neilstown, which REALLY pisses off Bernard Dunne because nobody messes with Neilstown on Bernard Dunne's watch... FACT!


  • #47
    kfallon
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    Calamari :p


  • #48
    djflawless
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    Hit the bath salts hard profiler?


  • #49
    Profiler
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    djflawless wrote: »
    Hit the bath salts hard profiler?

    That depends on how tasty your face is...


  • #50
    shantolog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭shantolog


    A fella I know ate most of a personal sized pizza one time, and at the second to last slice he noticed..." a huge big black curly wurly on the f*cking slice"...verbatim so it was...he complained about it and the reply was, "how do I know you didn't put it there"...just letting ya'll know...enjoy your messeroni pizza:D


  • #51
    Super-Rush
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    Its a nappy!!!!


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  • #52
    B.A._Baracus
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    I remember I found a really long hair in my trio once. Disgusting.

    My own fault tho. The chinese I ordered it from had such a rep for being a dirty kip in the area.


  • #53
    Diapason
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭Diapason


    lazygal wrote: »
    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    The holocaust.


  • #54
    Drew Harsh Velour
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Drew Harsh Velour


    i've never had a curry chip thing

    is this the cool thing to do


  • #55
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Baby Jesus


  • #56
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I opened this thread and was immediately gasping for a portion of curried chips. I still am.


  • #57
    kfallon
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    bluewolf wrote: »
    i've never had a curry chip thing

    is this the cool thing to do

    Really? Never had a curry chip?

    I recommend a snack box and a portion of curry sauce tonight....report back later with your findings (which I hope are not most of the things in this thread :P)


  • #58
    Kat1170
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,873 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    benwavner wrote: »
    We should mate, I get paid tomorrow.

    My Nigerian half cousin on my aunt Emaogolooy's side will contact you shortly with details on how to forward a deposit :D:D


  • #59
    stargazer 68
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭stargazer 68


    Had a gang of 'tired and emotional' people around at my house last week (around 2am) brought kebabs, chips etc. Discovered the next morning that someone had used the cats fork to eat theirs with! :eek: Fork was clean but still!

    Still dont know who it was! :p


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