So, you're digging round the tray in the sauce for the last curry chip...

Sky King · 31-07-2012 08:35PM #1

... and you pull something out on your fork. It's not a curry chip.

What, in your opinion is the worst possible thing it could be? Bear in mind you've just eaten the rest of the portion.

Shryke · 31-07-2012 08:37PM

There never were any chips. It was all a dream. The End.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 31-07-2012 08:38PM

A vegetable, because f*ck vegetables!

ft9 · 31-07-2012 08:38PM

Sky King wrote: »

... and you pull something out on your fork. It's not a curry chip.

What, in your opinion is the worst possible thing it could be? Bear in mind you've just eaten the rest of the portion.

A China Man?

latenia · 31-07-2012 08:38PM

Probably a dick cos that would make you a cannibal and a gayer

cocoshovel · 31-07-2012 08:39PM

Cockroach...hands down

Sky King · 31-07-2012 08:39PM

I've thought about this and I reckon a sh!tty bloody condom would probably be in the top 3 worst possible things.

A finger maybe, or some teeth or something

wyndham · 31-07-2012 08:39PM

Used tampon.

Dolbert · 31-07-2012 08:40PM

Deep-fried daddylonglegs

Samich · 31-07-2012 08:41PM

a slug with a big smiley head on it.

Canard · 31-07-2012 08:41PM

I've heard of that happening with halves of earwigs, so that or any other kind of bug kinda wins for me...

Shryke · 31-07-2012 08:43PM

Sky King wrote: »

I've thought about this and I reckon a sh!tty bloody condom would probably be in the top 3 worst possible things.

A finger maybe, or some teeth or something

Surely some kind of insectile squid looking parasitic creature writhing about on your fork is going to be worse than some teeth. Have you considered Cthulhu.

lazygal · 31-07-2012 08:44PM

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Wacker The Attacker · 31-07-2012 08:45PM

Proof that the curry sauce wasnt curry sauce but pox laden diarrhoea

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · 31-07-2012 08:45PM

A rat's tail.

latte2010 · 31-07-2012 08:51PM

Knob cheese would be fairly disturbing. I mean, how did knob cheese get in the curry chip?? Yach!

Kat1170 · 31-07-2012 08:51PM

benwavner wrote: »

A vegetable, because f*ck vegetables!

Yeah, cos chips aren't made from vegetables ............ oh wait :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Irish Guitarist · 31-07-2012 08:52PM

The pin from a grenade.

Where To · 31-07-2012 08:52PM

Sky King wrote: »

... and you pull something out on your fork. It's not a curry chip.

What, in your opinion is the worst possible thing it could be? Bear in mind you've just eaten the rest of the portion.

Is the curry hot?

Chuck Stone · 31-07-2012 08:55PM

A pedophile.

Jammy Donut · 31-07-2012 08:55PM

A deep fried Nipple.

SocSocPol · 31-07-2012 08:57PM

A prawn, hate the fcukers!

Satts · 31-07-2012 09:04PM

A large plug of earwax.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 31-07-2012 09:16PM

Kat1170 wrote: »

Yeah, cos chips aren't made from vegetables ............ oh wait :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Bravo,

BillyMitchel · 31-07-2012 09:17PM

A soggy toenail..

I remember I got a pizza and there was a pube on it and another time I got a cheese burger but the cheese was never taken out of its wrapper

mauzo · 31-07-2012 09:18PM

benwavner wrote: »

Bravo,

Lighten up brah....tis AH

Lawrence1895 · 31-07-2012 09:18PM

I found the bottom of the tray

jester77 · 31-07-2012 09:19PM

A potato

Kat1170 · 31-07-2012 09:21PM

benwavner wrote: »

Bravo,

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week, personal appearances possible .............. but they're expensive

:D:pac::cool:

TIMEisMONEY · 31-07-2012 09:23PM

your were so anxious to get the last chip that your squeezed the chip tray so hard that your finger goes through and you fork it out with the fork .so your own finger is the answer

Nozebleed · 31-07-2012 09:25PM

a deep fried sweet and sour foreskin

So, you're digging round the tray in the sauce for the last curry chip...

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