A Beginners Guide to AH

Where To · 31-07-2012 03:00AM #1

1. When you see 'last post by Sharpshooter' on a thread you started it probably means it has been (justifiably) locked.

2. Don't type any posts with more than ten words in them as no one reads them.

3. Never start threads at 3am.

4. People who write in list format are invariably idiots.

Can anyone think of any more?

Chucken · 31-07-2012 03:03AM

Where To wrote: »

1. When you see 'last post by Sharpshooter' on a thread you started it probably means it has been (justifiably) locked.

2. Don't type any posts with more than ten words in them as no one reads them.

3. Never start threads at 3am.

4. People who write in list format are invariably idiots.

Can anyone think of any more?

5. Yes

FanadMan · 31-07-2012 03:04AM

Don't feed the trolls.....unless they are completly stupid, in which case have fun with them

MadsL · 31-07-2012 03:05AM

Chucken wrote: »

5. Yes

6. Post number three is either a banned phrase or "in before the lock"
edit: 7. Someone will always post just as you are writing your witty repost.

Dangerous Man · 31-07-2012 03:05AM

7. If you have a question that you really need answered you should probably just PISS OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE

Grimebox · 31-07-2012 03:07AM

7. Why is six scared of this?

Chucken · 31-07-2012 03:07AM

MadsL wrote: »

6. Post number three is either a banned phrase or "in before the lock"
edit: 7. Someone will always post just as you are writing your witty repost.

Too predictable

mauzo · 31-07-2012 03:09AM

Whatever number we're on now. If you can't take a slagging then you won't like after hours.

Dangerous Man · 31-07-2012 03:10AM

Couldn't even get to eight without someone makin' a balls of it... FFS

Chucken · 31-07-2012 03:11AM

syndeyfife wrote: »

Whatever number we're on now. If you can't take a slagging then you won't like after hours.

/ Throws hands in the air/

Did you read the OP *sigh*

Chucken · 31-07-2012 03:16AM

John Doe1 wrote: »

-Where socially retarded people voice their ignorant opinions
-Where people who cant find reddit go:p

Jazis you're great fun!

Where To · 31-07-2012 03:17AM

John Doe1 wrote: »

-Where socially retarded people voice their ignorant opinions
-Where people who cant find reddit go:p

That's nice dear but we're talking about After Hours in this thread.

Chuck Stone · 31-07-2012 03:31AM

37. Fasten your seat belts and get ready to be blasted with.. into space!

Chucken · 31-07-2012 03:33AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

37. Fasten your seat belts and get ready to be blasted with.. into space!

Aw Chuck, Are you not in the buggy business anymore?

Blasted with....into space??

Chuck Stone · 31-07-2012 03:35AM

Chucken wrote: »

Aw Chuck, Are you not in the buggy business anymore?

Na. There are so many of them strewn around the bus stops that people are using them like a bike sharing scheme.

larchielads · 31-07-2012 03:37AM

237.dont be suprise if the answer to your question is.....youre ma!!!/ blast her wit piss!!!!!! or even blast your ma wit piss

Chucken · 31-07-2012 03:38AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Na. There are so many of them strewn around the bus stops that people are using them like a bike sharing scheme.

I've seen them converted into 5 bed semi's here..but sure its all recycling

mauzo · 31-07-2012 03:40AM

If you're thinking about starting a thread, don't.

You're just not funny enough and the witty smart arse replies will leave you feeling even worse about your life.

Also, never be the first person to post on a thread. You're definitely not funny enough for that.

Leave that to the big boys

Chucken · 31-07-2012 03:41AM

larchielads wrote: »

237.dont be suprise if the answer to your question is.....youre ma!!!/ blast her wit piss!!!!!! or even blast your ma wit piss

Oh you poor innocent

Super-Rush · 31-07-2012 03:44AM

larchielads wrote: »

237.dont be suprise if the answer to your question is.....youre ma!!!/ blast her wit piss!!!!!! or even blast your ma wit piss

I'd be very surprised to see those phrases anymore.

Dangerous Man · 31-07-2012 03:46AM

Super-Rush wrote: »

I'd be very surprised to see those phrases anymore.

Yeah - that was ruined for everyone too...

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 31-07-2012 03:49AM

Super-Rush wrote: »

I'd be very surprised to see those phrases anymore.

Surprised?! Really?

Super-Rush · 31-07-2012 03:53AM

Yes?

keith16 · 31-07-2012 04:13AM

Grimebox wrote: »

7. Why is six scared of this?

I don't know. Numbers aren't sentient and therefore are unable to experience fear.

mauzo · 31-07-2012 04:16AM

keith16 wrote: »

Grimebox wrote: »

7. Why is six scared of this?

I don't know. Numbers aren't sentient and therefore are unable to experience fear.

We need more funny fookers like you around here.

im invisible · 31-07-2012 04:33AM

Grimebox wrote: »

7. Why is six scared of this?

it needn't be, 7 8 9, but 10 is next...

MadsL · 31-07-2012 05:56AM

im invisible wrote: »

it needn't be, 7 8 9, but 10 is next...

I'd give it a 3/10 at best, probably would only shag it if I was locked.

amacca · 31-07-2012 06:22AM

Where To wrote: »

4. People who write in list format are invariably idiots.

1. I like lists

2. How dare you call me an idiot

mackg · 31-07-2012 07:23AM

Super-Rush wrote: »

I'd be very surprised to see those phrases anymore.

No you wouldn't, like the mice that still bite the cheese no matter how many shocks they get.

keith16 · 31-07-2012 07:45AM

syndeyfife wrote: »

keith16 wrote: »

Grimebox wrote: »

7. Why is six scared of this?

I don't know. Numbers aren't sentient and therefore are unable to experience fear.

We need more funny fookers like you around here.

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fcuked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Zillah · 31-07-2012 07:50AM

Always assume that every thread will immediately descend to the lowest common denominator.

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