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secret few days away from wife and kid

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  • #62
    Pj!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    Nulty wrote: »
    You know there's a 90% markup on popcorn in cinemas. You are getting mugged every time.

    You are born with no money and you bring no money with you when you die.
    In that bit in between, a person needs cinema popcorn.


  • #63
    Eggonyerface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 733 ✭✭✭Eggonyerface


    Pj! wrote: »
    Nulty wrote: »
    You know there's a 90% markup on popcorn in cinemas. You are getting mugged every time.

    You are born with no money and you bring no money with you when you die.
    In that bit in between, a person needs cinema popcorn.
    Xtravision popcorn is tasty too, I pop down while my film is downloading


  • #64
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Funny, I thought of this
    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wife-cuts-off-husbands-penis-throws-garbage-disposal/story?id=14055080


    After she laced her husband's food with an unknown drug or poison, he lay down, believing something was wrong with the food, according to police reports. Her husband then woke up tied to the bed as Becker cut off his penis with a knife. She then threw the genitalia in the garbage disposal and turned the disposal on, Lt. Jeff Nightengale of Garden Grove, Calif. police, said.

    Jaysus :eek:

    God help the fella that crosses you anyway! :p


  • #65
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    sancho panza wrote: »
    eh 2 things.

    dont know who the **** your referring to in regard to the hanging stuff but it aint me. and slagging someone about a potential suicide scenario only re-iterates why your more than likely at home on your own on a friday night. good lad.

    i used to live in the dam and have enjoyed its pleasures quite a number of times before. truth is i just fancy a few days away from the domestic situation and the fact it is amsterdam is why i'm not especially vocal in letting my wife know.

    anyways thanks for the insights.

    and when it comes to hookers , always double bag it!

    Hello prince charming...:rolleyes: your wife must be so lucky!


  • #66
    Call me Al
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Call me Al


    Sure tell her why don't you! I am sure she would be relieved in hindsight. She is definitely better off to know you are a currently a prize asshole.
    but does this doesn't come a surprise to her?


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  • #67
    Bad Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭Bad Panda


    sancho panza wrote: »
    eh 2 things.

    dont know who the **** your referring to in regard to the hanging stuff but it aint me. and slagging someone about a potential suicide scenario only re-iterates why your more than likely at home on your own on a friday night. good lad.

    i used to live in the dam and have enjoyed its pleasures quite a number of times before. truth is i just fancy a few days away from the domestic situation and the fact it is amsterdam is why i'm not especially vocal in letting my wife know.

    anyways thanks for the insights.

    and when it comes to hookers , always double bag it!
    Knex. wrote: »
    That's possibly even more stupid than your trip to Amsterdam tbh.

    Yeah, even one rubber is enough to lessen sensitivity.


  • #68
    RumDrinker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭RumDrinker


    sancho panza wrote: »
    is it sketchy that I've booked a few days away while my wife goes to see her parents in spain and her with the kid in tow?
    she doesnt know and i dont really fancy telling her.


    I should add, i'm going to amsterdam for the few days :):pac:

    Nice one man, I do the same from time to time. I'm happy, she's happy - everyone's happy.


  • #69
    MaxSteele
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭MaxSteele


    Sauve, get off that wine bottle, go to bed and sober up.

    No one likes a taddle tale :cool:


  • #70
    Sar_Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭Sar_Bear


    Sauve, tell her. She will more than likely find out anyway, and if she finds out you knew & let her find out the hard way, things will be even worse for her (and you)

    On a comedy level - best thread ever :D

    In reality - so shítty he would do that to his wife :(


  • #71
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,194 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Sauve wrote: »
    One of my best mates is Spanish. Has a small child. Told me recently that she's going home for a few days soon.
    Hmmmmmm......

    So you have a Spanish friend who has a kid and she is taking a holiday.
    Sure there is probably loads of people in the country to fit that description.
    Unless I'm missing something here I don't see how you can be certain that the OP is your friends husband on an internet forum where no one knows another posters identity.


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  • #72
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    OP your wife isn't a really poor speller called Celina by any chance?

    EDIT: I've just scanned the thread rather than reading it all but where's the suggestion that the husband is off on a hooker fu*kfest? You could just as easily get an escort in Ireland if you were prostitute cheating inclined.

    Maybe he's just gonna go smoke his face off. I will lol my face off if Suave ruins someones holiday/marriage by accusing the wrong person.


  • #73
    Kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,084 ✭✭✭✭Kirby


    Random person claims they are cheating on their wife with hookers in Amsterdam while she goes away.

    Less than three minutes after the initial post, the best friend of said wife just happens to be a boardsie and just happens to be on AH at the exact time to see the post. After some brilliant detective skills she deduces that the random namer is her mates husband, to the hilarity of the forum.

    Come on guys. How has nobody else called bullsh*t on this in over 5 pages?


  • #74
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    So what if he is going to shag hookers, just shows he can't pick someone up over here. AND hookers in Amsterdam are checked regularly for diseases, it is much safer to be with them than than any random woman. I have just totally argued myself out of a couple of points there but just try and follow.


  • #75
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Kirby wrote: »
    Random person claims they are cheating on their wife with hookers in Amsterdam while she goes away.

    Less than three minutes after the initial post, the best friend of said wife just happens to be a boardsie and just happens to be on AH at the exact time to see the post. After some brilliant detective skills she deduces that the random namer is her mates husband, to the hilarity of the forum.

    Come on guys. How has nobody else called bullsh*t on this in over 5 pages?

    I guess the night shift aren't as on the ball.


  • #76
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,463 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    sancho panza wrote: »
    is it sketchy that I've booked a few days away while my wife goes to see her parents in spain and her with the kid in tow?
    she doesnt know and i dont really fancy telling her.


    I should add, i'm going to amsterdam for the few days :):pac:

    Pity. Amsterdam now is a shadow of its former self, and will only get worse as they clamp down further.

    But if thats not what you're going for, then the canal trips, Van Gogh museum, Madame Tusauds, are all great.

    The central park has lots of live music events this time of year, and the central squares are full of little cafe's filled with beers you'll never have heard of before.

    Enjoy OP. She enjoys her time away, why shouldn't you?


  • #77
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Canis Lupus wrote: »
    Kirby wrote: »
    Random person claims they are cheating on their wife with hookers in Amsterdam while she goes away.

    Less than three minutes after the initial post, the best friend of said wife just happens to be a boardsie and just happens to be on AH at the exact time to see the post. After some brilliant detective skills she deduces that the random namer is her mates husband, to the hilarity of the forum.

    Come on guys. How has nobody else called bullsh*t on this in over 5 pages?

    I guess the night shift aren't as on the ball.

    I didn't want to ruin their fun


  • #78
    Kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,084 ✭✭✭✭Kirby


    Well, he hasn't posted since so I assume he had his fun.


  • #79
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    If this were some porn movie, the OP would arrive in Amsterdam to see his missus sitting in a window.


  • #80
    jesus_thats_gre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,446 ✭✭✭✭jesus_thats_gre


    Kirby wrote: »
    Well, he hasn't posted since so I assume he had his fun.

    6 pages isn't much of an achievement though, is it?

    Disturbingly, it is crazy to see just how little evidence is needed for some people to draw major conclusions from and essentially recommend ruining someones marriage.


  • #81
    CodyJarrett
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 307 ✭✭CodyJarrett


    jesus_thats_gre wrote: »
    6 pages isn't much of an achievement though, is it?

    Two, if you're doing it right.


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  • #82
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    CodyJarrett wrote: »
    Two, if you're doing it right.

    You're cool.


  • #83
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    grindle wrote: »
    If you're going for prozzies, I hope the connie bursts, along with the tip of your glans.

    Enjoy the herpetic reward!

    Jesus! He just said he's going away for a few days - no mention of hookers. Cynical or what!


  • #84
    Sar_Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭Sar_Bear


    Look if he was just going for a relaxing few days & not to do anything shady, he'd be able to tell his wife, which he isn't, and he obviously knows how bad that is by looking for justification from randomers on the internet.


  • #85
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    I scared him off. :cool:
    /thread

    tee hee hee


  • #86
    GerM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭GerM


    A lot of women wouldn't be overly enthused by their husbands going on a lads weekend to Amsterdam regardless of whether they'll be behaving themselves or not because of the sex industry that exists in Holland. He could well be just looking for a few days away for beers and a joint.


  • #87
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    Wow. If this is real this is some coincidance.

    First off sauve, does your friend have a son or daughter? If son, we can all stop talking becouse this isn't real.

    Wouldn't like to be in your shoes sauve.



    And OP. Why wern't you just open with your wife. Even you just went for art gallieries and the musiems and getting stoned and your wife believed you, dont you think she would still be angry that you didn't tell her?

    wouldn't like to be in your shoes either. All i can say is that if you are from the sligo region i would either tell your wife ASAP or cancle the tickets now.

    Edit: If you are from sligo region i would still say you are not. Never know. It might throw sauve off your tail :rolleyes:


  • #88
    2BT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 102 ✭✭2BT


    Think its a bit late now. What will be will be.

    If Sauve asks her mate if:
    - Her other half hates Elton John
    - The child had Chicken Pox last month
    - They went to see Monsters together in the cinema

    ............the OP is pretty much snookered.


  • #89
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Sauve wrote: »
    I scared him off. :cool:
    /thread

    tee hee hee

    Meanie :mad:


  • #90
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Meanie :mad:

    /scratches GPs' belly.

    Friends?


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  • #91
    Sar_Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭Sar_Bear


    Did you decide what to do, Suave?


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