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secret few days away from wife and kid

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  • #32
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    fe*ck this anyway, i was just about to go to bed, !!!!! ill have to go stick the dam kettle on now!!!!! aaaghhhh


  • #33
    jesus_thats_gre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,446 ✭✭✭✭jesus_thats_gre


    Sauve wrote: »
    It's not something I'd make a decision on at midnight after two glasses of wine. I'll sleep on it.
    Don't have time for this shíte tbh but I'm kinda dragged into it now :mad:

    Yeah, you are "kinda dragged into it"..........


  • #34
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    monkeysnapper wrote: »
    fe*ck this anyway, i was just about to go to bed, !!!!! ill have to go stick the dam kettle on now!!!!! aaaghhhh

    2 sugars, plenty of milk.....and you better have chocolate hob nobs!!


  • #35
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    OP gets caught, tries to turn it around on the person who unmasked him, fails miserably.....that's it in a nutshell so far for those of you who just joined


  • #36
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Schorpio wrote: »
    I think we've all been reminded of a valuable AH lesson here folks.

    NEVER brag about your actions, ONLY criticise the actions of others in a condescending manner.

    :pac:

    I have only one rule in life, don't be a tool. Unfortunately the OP is breaking this rule by booking a holiday to Amsterdam behind his wife's back.

    He knows its wrong, otherwise he'd have been upfront about it. So he came on here hoping he could get some justification from the internet, on AH of all places, and instead he could end up getting caught by the balls.

    Priceless.


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  • #37
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Knex. wrote: »
    I have only one rule in life, don't be a tool. Unfortunately the OP is breaking this rule by booking a holiday to Amsterdam behind his wife's back.

    He knows its wrong, otherwise he'd have been upfront about it. So he came on here hoping he could get some justification from the internet, on AH of all places, and instead he could end up getting caught by the balls.

    Priceless.

    Oh and you forgot how he made it seem like some seedy trip away, and now its just a trip to the dam......for the sights like :D


  • #38
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    I'm not going to do anything about this tonight lads, as I said, it's late and I'm pissed so ye can go off to bed.... would ye tell her though?
    Feck she'd be devastated :(


  • #39
    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    Could you not just tell her? She must be an antibuzz of the highest order if she'd begrudge you a lads holiday when she's not even around.


  • #40
    Real Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Oh and you forgot how he made it seem like some seedy trip away, and now its just a trip to the dam......for the sights like :D

    just a bit of window shopping


  • #41
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    2 sugars, plenty of milk.....and you better have chocolate hob nobs!!

    fe£ck me ive nachos and dips but i cant really stay up , ive a wife and 2 small children to get up in the morning, :P


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  • #42
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    monkeysnapper wrote: »
    fe£ck me ive nachos and dips but i cant really stay up , ive a wife and 2 small children to get up in the morning, :P

    Sounds like you could use a holiday.....

    BA DUM DUM TSSSSHH


  • #43
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Oh and you forgot how he made it seem like some seedy trip away, and now its just a trip to the dam......for the sights like :D

    Yeah we all knew this time tomorrow night he was hoping to be washing his old lad in the sink before getting down to an undy grundy......now he says he's going to buy clogs :rolleyes:


  • #44
    johnROSS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭johnROSS


    you can walk into a movie theatre in amsterdam and buy a beer, and i ain't talking about no plastic cup. i mean a glass of beer. and in paris, you can buy a beer in macdonalds. you know what they call a quater pounder with cheese in france?


  • #45
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    kfallon wrote: »
    he says he's going to buy clogs :rolleyes:

    You funny fooker :D


  • #46
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    Am I the only one who hopes the OP finds his wife on the game in Amsterdam?


  • #47
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Sauve wrote: »
    I'm not going to do anything about this tonight lads, as I said, it's late and I'm pissed so ye can go off to bed.... would ye tell her though?
    Feck she'd be devastated :(

    She might shoot the messenger and never speak to you again, but if you care about her long term happiness, tell her.

    If I was married to him, I'd want to know about his secret life. What she does with the knowledge is her responsibility. Make sure you link her this thread so she doesn't have reason to doubt you.


  • #48
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Sounds like you could use a holiday.....

    BA DUM DUM TSSSSHH

    come on lads, lets all have a boardie holiday to the dam together , ill bring my bucket, op is bringing his spade, cause he's gona be doing some serious digging soon lol


  • #49
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Sauve wrote: »
    I'm not going to do anything about this tonight lads, as I said, it's late and I'm pissed so ye can go off to bed.... would ye tell her though?
    Feck she'd be devastated :(

    Hard to say really isn't it. I think I wouldn't mention anything until she comes back anyway, she's taking a break to Spain to see her parents and doesn't need this hanging over her.

    My initial thoughts would be I would probably say nothing for a while, if at all. If however she has any suspicions about the weekend I would have no hesitation showing her this thread. If she asked how come you didn't show it sooner tell her the truth, you honestly didn't know if you should and you can't be 100% sure the OP is the same person. Although, you seem fairly certain.

    Then again, if you are pretty certain and if ye are good friends, and will be around each other for years, it could well eat away at you and you may end up saying it way down the line. In that scenario you would have been much better off saying it now.

    I don't envy your position at all Sauve, and I doubt anything I've said is of any help, more voicing my ramblings if anything. :(


  • #50
    Schorpio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Schorpio


    Knex. wrote: »
    ....instead he could end up getting caught by the balls.

    ....or, the person who thinks she knows the OP is actually mistaken and there's some poor innocent fella going to be accused of booking a seedy trip to Amsterdam. :pac:


  • #51
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    monkeysnapper wrote: »
    come on lads, lets all have a boardie holiday to the dam together , ill bring my bucket, op is bringing his spade, cause he's gona be doing some serious digging soon lol

    I BET you chuckled away to yourself as you typed that didn't you :D


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  • #52
    Goat the dote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 726 ✭✭✭Goat the dote


    Is she away right now? Wasn't clear in the OP.
    If shes away right now id wait til she's home. Could you get any proof other than this thread?
    She may not believe (or want to believe) without proof.
    If I was her I'd need to know.


  • #53
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Knex. wrote: »
    I BET you chuckled away to yourself as you typed that didn't you :D

    Ive laughed out loud at least 4 times on this thread.....

    I feel sorry for the girl in question of course, but the replies here are absolutely hilarious!


  • #54
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    Knex. wrote: »
    I BET you chuckled away to yourself as you typed that didn't you :D

    i did actually, :D


  • #55
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    At the end of the day, it may not matter. OP sounds like he will probably put an album up on Facebook entitled "Up the Dam without a wife" or something and get caught anyways :pac:


  • #56
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    But what if calls home? :confused:


  • #57
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    monkeysnapper wrote: »
    come on lads, lets all have a boardie holiday to the dam together , ill bring my bucket, op is bringing his spade, cause he's gona be doing some serious digging soon lol

    Sounds like he's just dug his grave with his prick tbh :pac:


  • #58
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    kfallon wrote: »
    Sounds like he's just dug his grave with his prick tbh :pac:

    For some mentally absurd reason, I just thought of this :o:p

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDe8KwmOjuo


  • #59
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Knex. wrote: »
    For some mentally absurd reason, I just thought of this :o:p

    Funny, I thought of this
    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wife-cuts-off-husbands-penis-throws-garbage-disposal/story?id=14055080


    After she laced her husband's food with an unknown drug or poison, he lay down, believing something was wrong with the food, according to police reports. Her husband then woke up tied to the bed as Becker cut off his penis with a knife. She then threw the genitalia in the garbage disposal and turned the disposal on, Lt. Jeff Nightengale of Garden Grove, Calif. police, said.


  • #60
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Knex. wrote: »
    Hard to say really isn't it. I think I wouldn't mention anything until she comes back anyway, she's taking a break to Spain to see her parents and doesn't need this hanging over her.

    And then again it might be the best time to tell her. At least she'd have the familiarity of home and the support of her family.


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  • #61
    Nulty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,843 ✭✭✭Nulty


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    I only said this the other day on here, YOU NEVER LEAVE THE POPCORN!! Seriously I go to the cinema for the popcorn not the movie!!

    You know there's a 90% markup on popcorn in cinemas. You are getting mugged every time.


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