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secret few days away from wife and kid

  • 27-07-2012 11:48PM
    #1
    sancho panza
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 ✭sancho panza


    is it sketchy that I've booked a few days away while my wife goes to see her parents in spain and her with the kid in tow?
    she doesnt know and i dont really fancy telling her.


    I should add, i'm going to amsterdam for the few days :):pac:


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  • #2
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    sancho panza wrote: »
    I should add, i'm going to amsterdam for the few days :):pac:

    The Anne Frank Museum is really educational.


  • #3
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Secret holiday, surprise souvenirs for the wife!


  • #4
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    I love how you're boasting about this on an internet forum.


  • #5
    xL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭xL


    To Spain she says eh ?


  • #6
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    14 posts in the last 5 years (give or take two months)

    And you're asking about how to get to hookerland and hashland?

    Are tickets cheaper if I book with you?


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  • #7
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    The Anne Frank Museum is really educational.

    He'll be paying someone to give him an 'Anne Frank' :pac:


  • #8
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    sancho panza wrote: »
    is it sketchy...I should add, i'm going to amsterdam for the few days :):pac:

    If you're going for prozzies, I hope the connie bursts, along with the tip of your glans.

    Enjoy the herpetic reward!


  • #9
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    One of my best mates is Spanish. Has a small child. Told me recently that she's going home for a few days soon.
    Hmmmmmm......


  • #10
    Schorpio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Schorpio


    sancho panza wrote: »
    is it sketchy that I've booked a few days away while my wife goes to see her parents in spain and her with the kid in tow?
    she doesnt know and i dont really fancy telling her.


    I should add, i'm going to amsterdam for the few days :):pac:

    No, it's not sketchy in the slightest. That's why you felt the need to ask. In fact, I'm sure you're overthinking it OP. Imagine her delight if she came home early and found out! You'd be in her good books for ages!


  • #11
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    No I'd reckon she'll be totally cool that you're going to a destination renowned for sex and drugs.


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  • #12
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Sauve wrote: »
    One of my best mates is Spanish. Has a small child. Told me recently that she's going home for a few days soon.
    Hmmmmmm......
    busted!:D Sounds like a great plan OP, sure what could possibly go wrong?


  • #13
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Eh would you not just tell her??

    What will she care sure shes away herself

    Unless youre going to get high and get the shag off Itchy the stripper with no teeth!


  • #14
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    To be honest, from what I know of you I'm not surprised OP. :mad:
    I always knew there was something off about you. Talk about hanging yourself, you idiot :mad:


  • #15
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Sauve wrote: »
    To be honest, from what I know of you I'm not surprised OP. :mad:
    I always knew there was something off about you. Talk about hanging yourself, you idiot :mad:

    Sweet jesus if youre right and its him I will literally sh*t myself laughing


  • #16
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Sweet jesus if youre right and its him I will literally sh*t myself laughing

    I hope I'm not right.
    Pretty sure I am though :(


  • #17
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Gran Hermano wrote: »
    Secret holiday, surprise souvenirs for the wife!

    I'm sure he'll bring her back something lovely that she always wanted.

    Either that or crabs.


  • #18
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Sauve wrote: »
    I hope I'm not right.
    Pretty sure I am though :(
    That sweet sound of freshly minted faeces gliding through the swishing blades. Good enough. Lifes a bitch, aint it Pancho. :D


  • #19
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Sauve wrote: »
    I hope I'm not right.
    Pretty sure I am though :(

    I think hes ran away to cancel his flights....


  • #20
    Real Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    i really want to see how this turns out but i also want to go to bed. come on OP your move.


  • #21
    Goat the dote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 726 ✭✭✭Goat the dote


    Sauve wrote: »
    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Sweet jesus if youre right and its him I will literally sh*t myself laughing

    I hope I'm not right.
    Pretty sure I am though :(

    Would you tell his wife? I'm female btw in case that sounds like a man question.
    If it was my husband id want to know but id be devastated too if that makes sense


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  • #22
    The Clown Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭The Clown Man


    Why oh why did I leave half a box of popcorn behind in the cinema ...


  • #23
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    The Clown Man wrote: »
    Why oh why did I leave half a box of popcorn behind in the cinema ...

    I only said this the other day on here, YOU NEVER LEAVE THE POPCORN!! Seriously I go to the cinema for the popcorn not the movie!!


  • #24
    Jimmyhologram
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 100 ✭✭Jimmyhologram


    I will never judge another person for infidelity, as I think it's something that any one of us can succumb to in the right circumstances.

    Bragging about it online with smiley-faced emoticons in tow however, well that's just a monument to the hubris of mankind.


  • #25
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Goat the dote wrote: »
    Would you tell his wife? I'm female btw in case that sounds like a man question.
    If it was my husband id want to know but id be devastated too if that makes sense

    It's not something I'd make a decision on at midnight after two glasses of wine. I'll sleep on it.
    Don't have time for this shíte tbh but I'm kinda dragged into it now :mad:


  • #26
    sancho panza
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 ✭sancho panza


    eh 2 things.

    dont know who the **** your referring to in regard to the hanging stuff but it aint me. and slagging someone about a potential suicide scenario only re-iterates why your more than likely at home on your own on a friday night. good lad.

    i used to live in the dam and have enjoyed its pleasures quite a number of times before. truth is i just fancy a few days away from the domestic situation and the fact it is amsterdam is why i'm not especially vocal in letting my wife know.

    anyways thanks for the insights.

    and when it comes to hookers , always double bag it!


  • #27
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Sauve wrote: »
    I hope I'm not right.
    Pretty sure I am though :(

    Do come back and let us know if you are.


  • #28
    Real Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    he never said he was going to do hookers anyway so it could be innocent enough. theres a lot more to amsterdam than drugs and hookers. of course it they are what you are looking for its great for that too.


  • #29
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    sancho panza wrote: »
    eh 2 things.

    dont know who the **** your referring to in regard to the hanging stuff but it aint me. and slagging someone about a potential suicide scenario only re-iterates why your more than likely at home on your own on a friday night. good lad.

    i used to live in the dam and have enjoyed its pleasures quite a number of times before. truth is i just fancy a few days away from the domestic situation and the fact it is amsterdam is why i'm not especially vocal in letting my wife know.

    anyways thanks for the insights.

    and when it comes to hookers , always double bag it!


    That's possibly even more stupid than your trip to Amsterdam tbh.


  • #30
    Schorpio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Schorpio


    I think we've all been reminded of a valuable AH lesson here folks.

    NEVER brag about your actions, ONLY criticise the actions of others in a condescending manner.

    :pac:


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  • #31
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    sancho panza wrote: »

    dont know who the **** your referring to in regard to the hanging stuff but it aint me. and slagging someone about a potential suicide scenario only re-iterates why your more than likely at home on your own on a friday night. good lad.

    Not at all, it's a figure of speech. "Hanging yourself" "Shooting yourself in the foot" "Walking into it" etc....
    I did not refer to suicide whatsoever OP.


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