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Chuck Norris! What a guy!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
    Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,

    When you're in Texas, look behind you,

    'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭sham69


    I actually quite liked his movies but I seem to be in the minority..
    He seems to have gone a bit fruity since the born again christian thingy though.
    I like the missing in action movies, right they are not as good as the rambo movies but good fun..

    Oh and its 'Rambo: first blood part 2' whomever quoted it.
    I hate people that call it Rambo 2 cos it aint..
    Rant over. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    i met chuck norris in the early 70s when he was visiting a national MA competition in london,he came over as a friendly person,and very helpful to those who wished to go into acting,my big suprise was how small he was,but like most people of my era he has a hang up about gay people with children,add a touch of religion and you end up with a gay phobia,as most religious people do


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Walker Texas bigot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Norris is a notoriously bigoted religious zealot.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,549 ✭✭✭✭cowzerp


    dlofnep wrote: »
    And by that I mean, what a hideously bigoted twat-bucket he is! Here I thought he was just an aging martial arts actor, who's career was kept alive by insidiously repetitive jokes.

    1. I expect never to hear from you again once Chuck hears about this

    B. I left scouts as i thought it was all a bit ghey!

    Chuck Norris Jokes Rock as does Chuck himself!! Chuck the legend that is, Not real life religious nut Chuck. ps, sorry Chuck

    Rush Boxing club and Rush Martial Arts head coach.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Chuck Norris is real?

    I thought he was a character played by J.J. McQuade.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    What a disgraceful comment, pure red neck american discrimination.

    And all these jokes about Chuck Norris are a bit ridiculous too, like you can't say a bad work about him in because he'll appear behind you bash your head in with your keybtdegfdhnjh jhjkklkjhujhjuh jhhhhhjum khhgvjhhhhhhyhhhhhhhyj dbf vg d gdftghftghfftghtgfhr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    What a disgraceful comment, pure red neck american discrimination.

    And all these jokes about Chuck Norris are a bit ridiculous too, like you can't say a bad work about him in because he'll appear behind you bash your head in with your keybtdegfdhnjh jhjkklkjhujhjuh jhhhhhjum khhgvjhhhhhhyhhhhhhhyj dbf vg d gdftghftghfftghtgfhr
    unlike a lot of the martial art film stars he could fight and he will always get my respect for that,return of the dragon was the film that seems to of launched him,as well as the film ,[not the TV one] walker texes ranger,still his private life is controversial


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Hhhhhmmmm....Maybe NSFW if you have really strict bosses.


    http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/chuck_315b6c_1465667.gif


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭guitarzero


    Where's the punchline OP??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭Fupping Grasshole


    Chuck Norris is Legend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    Chuck Norris is Legend.
    do you mean leg..end


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭Fupping Grasshole


    getz wrote: »
    do you mean leg..end

    No :)

    #1. Chuck Norris Fan


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