Chuck Norris! What a guy!

dlofnep · 27-07-2012 02:36AM #1

And by that I mean, what a hideously bigoted twat-bucket he is! Here I thought he was just an aging martial arts actor, who's career was kept alive by insidiously repetitive jokes.

A lesbian mother who was ousted as a American boy scout leader because of her sexual orientation has slapped down 1980s action star Chuck Norris after he claimed gay people have no place in the scouting movement.

Source.

CodyJarrett · 27-07-2012 02:42AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S24ofEQj4

Blondini · 27-07-2012 02:43AM

If Chuck Norris says the ghey is bad then THE GHEY IS BAD .....
End of.

dlofnep · 27-07-2012 02:49AM

Blondini wrote: »

If Chuck Norris says the ghey is bad then THE GHEY IS BAD .....
End of.

You make a compelling argument...*

* This post may contain sarcasm.

mackg · 27-07-2012 02:51AM

That makes for depressing reading.

A Boy Scouts of America national board member, James Turley, who is also global chairman and CEO of the accounting firm Ernst & Young, recently said he “will work from within to seek a change” to overturn the BSA policy that bans gay Scouts and leaders.But is Turley working on his own initiative, or has the White House prodded him with perks and favors?

I don't give a crap if it's Santa Claus making him do it, fair play for getting it done. Is there any more retarded thing to be championing than "gays are a danger to kids".

weemcd · 27-07-2012 02:54AM

obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqym3z1ZfnQ

dlofnep · 27-07-2012 02:55AM

I always thought of Chuck as being a happy-go-lucky, badass action flick guy. For some reason however, I always figured Clint Eastwood would be old-fashioned, in a sort of stubble-chinned, backwards way. Turns out he's actually quite mellow.

"I don't give a **** about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a deal out of ... Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want."

Chuck Stone · 27-07-2012 02:57AM

Obligatory meme/pic

Where To · 27-07-2012 03:02AM

He's a Republican* though, what do you expect?

*capital R before anyone jumps down my throat

mackg · 27-07-2012 03:03AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Obligatory meme/pic

Don't jump the gun assuming he doesn't want them because they will turn the kids gay. It could be because he thinks gay = paedophile. We don't want to misrepresent the nature of his idiotic view.

Washington Irving · 27-07-2012 03:06AM

Meh, never liked him anyway

The Internet couldn't have picked a worse person to make overused jokes about (well, almost)

im invisible · 27-07-2012 03:50AM

*roundhouse kick to the face

Bipolar Joe · 27-07-2012 03:54AM

I heard from an ex-LDS guy that the Mormons pretty much control the American boy scouts group. Could explain why that matters to them.

WumBuster · 27-07-2012 03:55AM

usually people who are so vehemently against 'that sort of thing' have stuff to hide themselves. Ironically

mackg · 27-07-2012 04:08AM

WumBuster wrote: »

usually people who are so vehemently against 'that sort of thing' have stuff to hide themselves. Ironically

Might be the case sometimes but I think there are a lot of people who genuinely hold these views.

WumBuster · 27-07-2012 04:11AM

mackg wrote: »

Might be the case sometimes but I think there are a lot of people who genuinely hold these views.

Sure, but I think if half of hollywood who are gay actually came out we'd probably be calling a cinema a gay-plex

mackg · 27-07-2012 04:45AM

WumBuster wrote: »

Sure, but I think if half of hollywood who are gay actually came out we'd probably be calling a cinema a gay-plex

What big Hollywood stars are openly homophobic?

bgrizzley · 27-07-2012 05:49AM

dlofnep wrote: »

I always thought of Chuck as being a happy-go-lucky, badass action flick guy. For some reason however, I always figured Clint Eastwood would be old-fashioned, in a sort of stubble-chinned, backwards way. Turns out he's actually quite mellow.

Clint would kick Chucks @ss

pragmatic1 · 27-07-2012 08:02AM

Chuck Norris is a cnut and Chuck Norris jokes are about as funny as a cot death.

Sunnyisland · 27-07-2012 08:17AM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Chuck Norris is a cnut and Chuck Norris jokes are about as funny as a cot death.

I dont know about that,did you know there used to be a street named after chuck norris but it was changed because nobody dares cross chuck norris and lives,

Real Life · 27-07-2012 08:46AM

never liked chuck norris, never like the jokes about him either.

the_syco · 27-07-2012 09:00AM

You have to remember Chuck Norris became a born again christain, and said he refuses to take part in Expendables 2 unless it was swear-word free.

So not really surprising that he hates gays, and whatever else his kiddie fcuking church tells him to hate...

MagicMarker · 27-07-2012 09:04AM

Chuck Norris is a homophobic creationist Jesus freak.

In short, he can suck my balls.

FatherLen · 27-07-2012 09:10AM

chuck norris is a very religious man and always has been.
we, the internet gave him the persona of being suave and cool.

you know what they say....

never meet your heroes.

Plazaman · 27-07-2012 09:15AM

Just in case.....

Dear Chuck

When you go on you murderous rampage to lay waste to all the Boardsie on here who have dissed you, please note that I was not one of them and think you are fabulous in those new Coors Light Ad's.

That is all.

Plazaman

biko · 27-07-2012 09:26AM

Where To wrote: »

He's a Republican* though, what do you expect?
*capital R before anyone jumps down my throat

Exactly, no surprise at all.
Here's another few things people might not know but should be evident because of his political stance.
He likes guns and is against gun control
He say America should return to its Christian roots, tighten up its border and use republican economics (rich richer, poor poorer).
And people think he should be pro-gay? Never going to happen.

starbelgrade · 27-07-2012 09:29AM

I've always had the suspicion that Chuck Norris is gay - he tries way too hard to prove his masculinity to be anything but a closet homosexual.

I also reckon he's turned to religion to try & "cure" his gayness.

Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me at all if one day he "lapsed" and was caught on camera leaving a seedy motel room with a pretty faced teenage boy & a guilty look on his face.