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VIRGINITY-Why is it such a big deal?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    I dunno maybe Im just surrounded by a bunch of prudish idiots half the time :L

    No fear of that here..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Im like, yeah I lost my virginity in a pub toilet.....big deal


    You're welcome ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    benwavner wrote: »
    You're welcome ;)

    Can I have my jocks back now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Can I have my jocks back now?

    He sold them on Ebay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 manicmonkey


    Why are you thinking about this lately OP? What are you planning, exactly?

    Make sure and run any major decisions past us in AH first, we don't want you making a mistake you might regret later. Also, use a condom.

    One condom ? One measley condom ?! I mean I know that times are tight and that but sure there must be at least 20 nuns in the convent down the road and about 50 preists in the seminary that have been locked away for 20 years or more . I'm sure once I convince them to see reason, sense and live a little there all gonna want a go if not more. So you see one will not simply be enough ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Ok so I've been doing a fair bit of thinking on this subject as of late and I really don't get it

    As I for one really don't get it

    TL DR edit above


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Why are you thinking about this lately OP? What are you planning, exactly?

    Make sure and run any major decisions past us in AH first, we don't want you making a mistake you might regret later. Also, use a condom.

    One condom ? One measley condom ?! I mean I know that times are tight and that but sure there must be at least 20 nuns in the convent down the road and about 50 preists in the seminary that have been locked away for 20 years or more . I'm sure once I convince them to see reason, sense and live a little there all gonna want a go if not more. So you see one will not simply be enough ;)

    Eh yes it will. You rinse it and use it again...

    Recession!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    One condom ? One measley condom ?! I mean I know that times are tight and that but sure there must be at least 20 nuns in the convent down the road and about 50 preists in the seminary that have been locked away for 20 years or more . I'm sure once I convince them to see reason, sense and live a little there all gonna want a go if not more. So you see one will not simply be enough ;)

    Jeez! Your plans are a lot more ambitious than I'd imagined... :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Can I have my jocks back now?


    No chance, Im still sniffing them!

    If your scent starts to fade, can you do some lunges in them again for me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Eh yes it will. You rinse it and use it again...

    Recession!!



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,245 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    It all goes back to Mary and the immaculate conception. Before then every one was a virgin. Even the ones who had sex. Then God had to go and impregnate her and he ruined it for everyone.

    Something like that I think.
    But that doesn't answer the question: why did the Catholic Church imbue the character of Mary with that quality, and tell us it was important?

    My theory: if a girl was verified to be a virgin - which was quick and easy to check - that was a guarantee that she wasn't (a) knocked up and/or (b) carrying a horrible STD. Particularly important if the girl was valuable as a bride in some inter-tribal exchange. Syphilitic Sluts were worth considerably less on the matrimonial market ... :o

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    — Grover Cleveland



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    syndeyfife wrote: »

    Eh yes it will. You rinse it and use it again...

    Recession!!

    Tayto bag is all you need


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    syndeyfife wrote: »

    Eh yes it will. You rinse it and use it again...

    Recession!!

    Tayto bag is all you need

    Cheese and onion on one side and prawn cocktail on the other

    Ugh thats gross lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,341 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    Tayto bag is all you need

    Just make sure it isn't salt and vinegar! Stings like a motherf*cker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Trying to find a girl for your first OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 manicmonkey


    Jeez! Your plans are a lot more ambitious than I'd imagined... :eek:

    Always have liked to aim high.... ;)

    I've figured amongst all my incoherent ramblings that the cathloic church is the root cause of this mindset in Ireland and thus they must be indoctrinated into a more liberal ,free love type approch to sex and sexuality and the only way this may be acheived is for them to experience iot for themselves , see what they've been missing yada yada yada

    though If I can't broker a deal with durex I'm thinking of just heading straight for the pope and saving myself all that money.... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Always have liked to aim high.... ;)

    I've figured amongst all my incoherent ramblings that the cathloic church is the root cause of this mindset in Ireland and thus they must be indoctrinated into a more liberal ,free love type approch to sex and sexuality and the only way this may be acheived is for them to experience iot for themselves , see what they've been missing yada yada yada

    though If I can't broker a deal with durex I'm thinking of just heading straight for the pope and saving myself all that money.... :p

    You can use my folks 'Free Lifetime Supply' of Durex, they got it when they had me, the rubber split so instead of me having a birth cert I have an apology letter from Durex :rolleyes:

    And they got a free lifetime supply so work away on it :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 manicmonkey


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Eh yes it will. You rinse it and use it again...

    Recession!!

    haha dunno about that now , that would really take an awfully long time for how many coupples/tripples I've planned :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 manicmonkey


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    Trying to find a girl for your first OP?

    Well if I was I really can't have been looking that hard, since last time I checked I'm pretty sure I ticked all the boxes and necessary requirements for to be one of those strange creatures you call women-folk

    Though In all honestly sometimes I'm more like a man trapped in a womens body aside from what the pink nail polish and slatherings of make up etc. may suggest :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 manicmonkey


    MadYaker wrote: »
    Just make sure it isn't salt and vinegar! Stings like a motherf*cker.

    Ah but you see some get off on that er....tingly? sensation ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Virginity's like a special at Aldi or Lidl, once it's gone, it's gone.:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Virginity's like a special at Aldi or Lidl, once it's gone, it's gone.:(

    Isnt that homestore and more?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Virginity's like a special at Aldi or Lidl, once it's gone, it's gone.:(

    Like a balloon.....one prick and it's gone!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Isnt that homestore and more?

    Isn't theirs "once it's gone, there are 10000 still left in the store-room"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Because a wet fanny is a wonderful thing

    Tis fierce close out alright.


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