Strange toilet behaviours

cocoshovel · 25-07-2012 01:27AM #1

Ever notice how some people have strange things they like to do while going to the toilet? I know quite a few people like to do their business, and shower with no lights on, in the pitch dark.
I never really understood why to be honest. (and before anybody makes a smart comment, you just notice these things when walking past the door etc, so shut up

)

Another thing I have noticed people doing is refusing to close the door fully, which to be honest I find downright disgusting. They just leave it slightly ajar, no more than a cm or 2.

Something I find quite enjoyable is taking off my t-shirt and wristwatch.

I dont always do it but Ive heard of others doing this too, so maybe I'm not alone.

So AH, have you any weird toiletry habbits you are willing to share with us?

Embarrassing thread?

uch · 25-07-2012 01:29AM

cocoshovel wrote: »

Ever notice how some people have strange things they like to do while going to the toilet? I know quite a few people like to do their business, and shower with no lights on, in the pitch dark.
I never really understood why to be honest. (and before anybody makes a smart comment, you just notice these things when walking past the door etc, so shut up )

Another thing I have noticed people doing is refusing to close the door fully, which to be honest I find downright disgusting. They just leave it slightly ajar, no more than a cm or 2.

Something I find quite enjoyable is taking off my t-shirt and wristwatch. I dont always do it but Ive heard of others doing this too, so maybe I'm not alone.

So AH, have you any weird toiletry habbits you are willing to share with us?

Embarrassing thread?

I shít you not !

CodyJarrett · 25-07-2012 01:30AM

cocoshovel wrote: »

Something I find quite enjoyable is taking off my t-shirt and wristwatch.

What the fcuk to you be gettin' up to atall!! :eek:

policarp · 25-07-2012 01:31AM

I only find it strange when I don't make it to the pot in time. . .

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 25-07-2012 01:31AM

Poop in the shower and force it down the plughole with my big toe.

But really, for a #2, I take off my shoes and take one leg completely out of my pants, its more comfortable that way.

brummytom · 25-07-2012 01:32AM

I prefer to use the cubicles.

I get stage-fright.

cocoshovel · 25-07-2012 01:33AM

benwavner wrote: »

Poop in the shower and force it down the plughole with my big toe.

Gah, Ive heard lots of people talking about ****ting and pissing in the shower. An act which is bloody manky imo. I prefer my wash area not to be splattered and smelling like faeces, also I dont particularly want shíte on my feet either.

But really, for a #2, I take off my shoes and take one leg completely out of my pants, its more comfortable that way.

I hear ya!

MrStuffins · 25-07-2012 01:34AM

brummytom wrote: »

I prefer to use the cubicles.

I get stage-fright.

I'm the opposite!

Although, sometimes I get weird looks for sh*tting in the urinals!

Washington Irving · 25-07-2012 01:35AM

I take off my t-shirt for the more challenging excretions

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 25-07-2012 01:35AM

cocoshovel wrote: »

Gah, Ive heard lots of people talking about ****ting and pissing in the shower. An act which is bloody manky imo. I prefer my wash area not to be splattered and smelling like faeces, also I dont particularly want shíte on my feet either.

I agree. I have heard it mentioned before but cant imagine anyone doing it.

admiralofthefleet · 25-07-2012 01:36AM

brummytom wrote: »

I prefer to use the cubicles.

I get stage-fright.

you are whats known as a 'scuttler' because you scuttle off to the trap

Dangerous Man · 25-07-2012 01:38AM

Leaving the door ajar makes sense; if you need the use of a mirror, you leave the door open so the steam can dissipate. Or, top tip - smear the mirror with shaving foam, prior to showering, then, when you're done and are ready to shave, wipe the mirror clean of the shaving foam. HEY PRESTO! The mirror won't fog up and you can shave away. Ungrateful bastards.

tvercetti · 25-07-2012 01:39AM

First time a saw a daber i was surprised, I'm more of a shaker.

By that I mean after a male pees he uses a piece of toilet paper to dry it off.

ArseBurger · 25-07-2012 01:40AM

cocoshovel wrote: »

Gah, Ive heard lots of people talking about ****ting and pissing in the shower. An act which is bloody manky imo. I prefer my wash area not to be splattered and smelling like faeces, also I dont particularly want shíte on my feet either.

You probably don't want to know how much fecal matter is on your toothbrush if you leave it in the bathroom then...

cocoshovel · 25-07-2012 01:45AM

ArseBurger wrote: »

You probably don't want to know how much fecal matter is on your toothbrush if you leave it in the bathroom then...

Im actually well aware of that, but I think its a little bit, no, a lot different than dumping clumps of sticky shít briquettes on the floor of your shower, only to mash them down with your foot for them to fester in the drain for weeks on end.

johnnykilo · 25-07-2012 01:59AM

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Leaving the door ajar makes sense; if you need the use of a mirror, you leave the door open so the steam can dissipate. Or, top tip - smear the mirror with shaving foam, prior to showering, then, when you're done and are ready to shave, wipe the mirror clean of the shaving foam. HEY PRESTO! The mirror won't fog up and you can shave away. Ungrateful bastards.

You shower then shave? WTF!!!

about 3 fity · 25-07-2012 02:09AM

johnnykilo wrote: »

You shower then shave? WTF!!!

i often shave after a shower if i've missed a few days. find it far easier after the shower, maybe the hair is softened up a bit or something

refusetolose · 25-07-2012 02:12AM

about 3 fity wrote: »

i often shave after a shower if i've missed a few days. find it far easier after the shower, maybe the hair is softened up a bit or something

your pores were opened up in the hot air

humberklog · 25-07-2012 02:14AM

Them peoplemen who, at the urinals, open their belt completely and with some gusto then proceed to undo their fly all the way and appear to half undress.
What's going there.

about 3 fity · 25-07-2012 02:19AM

refusetolose wrote: »

your pores were opened up in the hot air

makes sense, still a bit easier after a cold shower too tho

cocoshovel · 25-07-2012 02:43AM

humberklog wrote: »

Them peoplemen who, at the urinals, open their belt completely and with some gusto then proceed to undo their fly all the way and appear to half undress.
What's going there.

I do that sometimes. Maybe its because their penises are bigger than yours and trying to shove it through a little zipper isnt very easy. :pac:

I jest, I jest!

JupiterKid · 25-07-2012 02:45AM

I can take a pee anywhere but when having a number two, I must have a
clean cubicle with a cold, clean tile floor so I can take off my clothes down to my undies and rest my bare feet on a cold floor. Don't ask why - it just feels reassuring for me taking a crap in a cool, clean environment.

Needless to say - unless I'm super desperate - I'm very fussy about my choice of toilet.:cool:

mackg · 25-07-2012 02:50AM

humberklog wrote: »

Them peoplemen who, at the urinals, open their belt completely and with some gusto then proceed to undo their fly all the way and appear to half undress.
What's going there.

I do that because nearly all my pants have buttons instead of a zipper.

im invisible · 25-07-2012 02:53AM

I have to go to Paul's house to have a shíte

entropi · 25-07-2012 03:03AM

JupiterKid wrote: »

Needless to say - unless I'm super desperate - I'm very fussy about my choice of toilet.:cool:

Shitbreak, is that you?

Rabies · 25-07-2012 03:22AM

uch wrote: »

I shít you not !

That line would have worked if the original post was yours, but it wasn't. So instead it looks retarded.

HalloweenJack · 25-07-2012 04:31AM

I always push my knob downwards when I'm crapping so that any surprise piss goes in the bowl.

I don't know why exactly. My guess is as a kid, I was crapping and peed at the same time and it shot onto the floor or something.

MrStuffins · 25-07-2012 04:33AM

HalloweenJack wrote: »

I always push my knob downwards when I'm crapping so that any surprise piss goes in the bowl.

I don't know why exactly. My guess is as a kid, I was crapping and peed at the same time and it shot onto the floor or something.

I'd been doing this all my life. I only found out about 2 years ago that it wasn't normal practice after my mate walked in on another mate taking a dump and said "You push your dick down? What a bender!"

(I presume he was calling my friend a "bender" and not his penis)

Birneybau · 25-07-2012 04:35AM

cocoshovel wrote: »

Gah, Ive heard lots of people talking about ****ting and pissing in the shower. An act which is bloody manky imo. I prefer my wash area not to be splattered and smelling like faeces, also I dont particularly want shíte on my feet either.

I don't thinK people really sh!t in the shower.

P!ss is sterile, good for athletes foot.

Del2005 · 25-07-2012 04:49AM

Birneybau wrote: »

Male P!ss is sterile

FYP

Eathrin · 25-07-2012 05:12AM

I've never shît in a public toilet before.

Strange toilet behaviours

Comments