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Useless projects you'd commission with £21tn

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 445 ✭✭Brian_Zeluz


    Project make me Batman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭sheesh


    build our own rail gun use to protect irish fisheries

    a tunnel to uk


    apparently the tunnel to uk would cost about 100 billion (the amount of our bailout)

    lend money on long term loans to spain italy and what was left to greece.

    drink in the kudos as I get streets in Rome Madrid and Athens named after me.

    buy a really nice boat. I mean really nice boat.

    destabilize the the economies of india china and brazil (smug sh*tes)

    rebuild bosnia hetrzagovina just so they can blow it up again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    E Voting :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Samich wrote: »
    E Voting :D
    tried that once, i marked them all number 1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭buyer95


    I'd do a Balotelli and head into town dressed up as santa handing 15 grand to each beggar/ poor person and blow the rest on buying the playboy mansion of old heffo


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    eth0 wrote: »
    This ridiculous amount of money mentioned in the other thread got me to think what sort of money you could just throw at pet projects that will be of very little benefit to yourself, without any need for the investment to pay off.

    I would want them to be of use to other people but throwing it all to the "charity industry" is very boring, most of the money gets soaked up by execs and people will be starving again shortly after anyway.

    So i'll start off

    I'd give it to this guy and see what he does with it

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056707877


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,364 ✭✭✭golden lane


    a surfboard for everybody in the country.........then by and close down all the icecream shops....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    I'd probably buy a Mars bar, maybe a bottle of mineral if I'm feeling fancy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭buyer95


    a surfboard for everybody in the country.........then by and close down all the icecream shops....

    Sure beats Haughey and his toothbrushes he sent us all back in the day
    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,364 ✭✭✭golden lane


    buyer95 wrote: »
    Sure beats Haughey and his toothbrushes he sent us all back in the day
    :rolleyes:

    i just get annoyed when i see people with a surfboard eating eating cream...
    ....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Buy land on the moon, its the next big thing.

    I was going to say colonise Mars, but i reckon start small, build a city on the Moon first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    I'd get a suit made entirely of gold.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Establish a foundation to fund good archaeological and historical research. Perhaps the conservation of particularly good old buildings too. Link them in with an education / experiential learning programme so that local schoolkids and adults could learn about the past of their own locality.

    Establish Driver's Ed in every secondary school for TY and senior cycle.

    Establish a network of small practice tracks for motorsports / drifting etc. around the country which would be located so as to be (a) as accessible as possible yet (b) as remote as possible from residential areas. Make them available at a very nominal fee / through some kind of club set-up provided participants undertake an advanced driving programme (available on site) within a specified time of joining.

    Establish a National Museum of Greed and Corruption on Inis Mhic Uileáin. Encourage the Dáil to establish a "community service programme" for politicians, bankers, developers, etc., shown to have been instrumental in getting the country into the shítty state it's in. Pay the state a daily bounty for each inmate. Community service to consist of 6 hours per day in the stocks getting lambasted. Free boat-trips to be laid on from the mainland to ensure that there would be a constant supply of ordinary citizens with strong throwing arms.

    I could do this all night ... :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Commission a movie and give everybody in Ireland a part. Maybe a Father Ted type thing or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Something along these lines :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    I'd buy a tank of petrol Or, now that the price has come down a bit, two tanks of petrol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,360 ✭✭✭YouTookMyName


    Monorail for carrick-on-shannon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Monorail for carrick-on-shannon.

    Is there a chance the track would bend?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭Wossack


    keano_afc wrote: »
    Is there a chance the track would bend?

    mono!

    d'oh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 894 ✭✭✭Dale Parish


    I'de make the worlds largest piece of iron and wrap a wire around it trillions of times to create a sick voltage.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    I'd get nuclear explosions in space legalised.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭TheGimp


    Build a coliseum in Limerick. Put on a Swedish House Mafia gig for free. When everyone is inside, unleash the Tigers. Then after the Tigers are full, flood the floor and release the crocodiles.

    Nothing fancy, you know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,822 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    keano_afc wrote: »
    Is there a chance the track would bend?

    Not on your life my gooner friend!

    My first action would be to heavily subsidise the growing of agave plants in Mexico and hold a competition every year for the best tequila which I will be the judge (see this is a great example of giving to get something back).

    Then Id spend loads on debunking supernatural crap like psychics reiki and other con artists.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Develop and operate a fusion power station like ITER to power the country, and give free electricity to everyone. Also gigabit internet to my gaff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    I'd use it to fulfil my life's ambition: detonate as many nukes as possible on Europa.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 367 ✭✭The Idyll Race


    Buy the M3, close it, buy the security guys off Iarnrod Eireann, get them to "persuade" the previous landowners to hand back the money they got off the Irish taxpayer and then convert it into a railway to Navan, Cavan, Enniskillen and Donegal. One carriageway can be an alternative to the old N3. Should be sufficent space on it

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    Buy the M3, close it, buy the security guys off Iarnrod Eireann, get them to "persuade" the previous landowners to hand back the money they got off the Irish taxpayer and then convert it into a railway to Navan, Cavan, Enniskillen and Donegal. One carriageway can be an alternative to the old N3. Should be sufficent space on it

    ;)

    QUICK - someone is making a valid point - GET HIM :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 512 ✭✭✭GaryIrv93


    GaryIrv93 wrote: »
    1. A few Skyscapers and more development projects around the country.

    2. Invest a good bit more in every part of the Defence Forces. Bigger and more capable Army, Navy and Air Corps. I'd also contribute some cash towards the development of the F-35.

    3. My favourite development: A fake mini city somwhere in Dublin solely for Airsofting, and another for Paintballing. Very cheap if not free entry, open all hours + access to everywhere inside it. In it there'd be estates, towers, forts, high rises, streets, no-mans-land areas with trenches, old army and burnt out vehicles... you name it. Throw in a few hundred / thousand players, divide them into teams, let them do what they want or give objectives, scatter them around the place and it would be good to go. Think that'd be great fun and would attract worldwide attention and countless tourist players. :D

    4. Fund an Irish Sea Tunnell to connect Ireland to GB.

    5. More investment in renewable energy projects and funding of more oil and gas exploration in Irish coastal waters.

    6. Some large car assembling plants, aircraft manufacturing and shipbuilding companies throughout Ireland.

    7. Would probably also fund a few billions towards developing Ireland's own Space Programme.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭sheesh


    buy all the land in northern ireland.

    put paddies in space

    mine meterorites put an solar power station in space.

    use excess electricity to fix green house gases.

    buy the amazon jungle to be my own personal carbon sump.

    ship water desert regions by airships

    plant alot of trees.

    create my own currency all the paper money will have flattering pictures of me on them.

    fund a research project to discover if there is something better to do with my saturday nights.

    finally join a gym


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭Svetti Arss


    A Price Comparison Price Comparison website. And for Irony I'd have it hosted by the LGCSB.


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