Got punched for being a catholic from the Republic!

astonaidan · 16-07-2012 03:21PM

well i just said youd want to hit me a bit harder than that you orange prick, he got angry again to which i said if he tried to hit me again id put him in a coma, to which his sister got all i actually felt sorry for you cause nobody likes you in the room, 3 of my best friends are in the room it was laughable, everyone in the room basically lost all respect for him and today hes trying to act like it never happened, my thing is this isnt the first one of them to have this religion conversation with me, ive asked other irish catholics over here and its the same, but italians spanish dont get it at all

what he wanted me to admit to him being right, was that his religion was the only correct one and that catholics were only for paedos

ejmaztec · 16-07-2012 03:21PM

chin_grin wrote: »

Yeah, go 'literal keyboard warrior' on his a$$!

He'll keep his gob shut in future, especially when someone asks him why he's got "QWERTYUIOP" in mirror image imprinted on his forehead, the bigoted bastard.

Stojkovic · 16-07-2012 03:22PM

astonaidan wrote: »

I just dont know why every prosititent up the north wants to talk about is religion

Hookers are very angry people, life on the street aint easy.

padraig.od · 16-07-2012 03:23PM

astonaidan wrote: »

well i just said youd want to hit me a bit harder than that you orange prick, he got angry again to which i said if he tried to hit me again id put him in a coma, to which his sister got all i actually felt sorry for you cause nobody likes you in the room, 3 of my best friends are in the room it was laughable, everyone in the room basically lost all respect for him and today hes trying to act like it never happened, my thing is this isnt the first one of them to have this religion conversation with me, ive asked other irish catholics over here and its the same, but italians spanish dont get it at all

Seriously, just call the cops.

Feisar · 16-07-2012 03:23PM

Hesh's Umpire wrote: »

Shoulda told him you were a Muslim or a Buddhist or a Jew.

But as the joke goes he'd want to know if he was a Catholic Jew or a Protestant Jew!

ScumLord · 16-07-2012 03:27PM

astonaidan wrote: »

what he wanted me to admit to him being right, was that his religion was the only correct one and that catholics were only for paedos

I would have told him Protestants are just too lazy and weak willed to be Catholics.

FatherLen · 16-07-2012 03:29PM

poop under his pillow

chin_grin · 16-07-2012 03:31PM

FatherLen wrote: »

poop under his pillow

What is the fascination with doing various things to a pillow with poop in this thread? :pac:

Kwack · 16-07-2012 03:32PM

"weak willed to be Catholics" I read that as weak willied...which would've been better haha. Nah op shag his sister and record it in a way you cant see her face until the very end and show him this vid of this "dirty b**ch" you got off with it.... that'll teach em

kaiserjim · 16-07-2012 03:33PM

Toothpaste across the eyelids while he's asleep blind the bastard. Then kick the living daylights out of him.
If your a pacifist you can always go on a dirty protest.

Mena · 16-07-2012 03:34PM

Catholics can do sneaky baptisms I heard. Chuck some water on his head and claim him for your God or religion or whatever. Then ask him how he likes them apples.

Jesus Shaves · 16-07-2012 03:34PM

astonaidan wrote: »

well i just said youd want to hit me a bit harder than that you orange prick, he got angry again to which i said if he tried to hit me again id put him in a coma, to which his sister got all i actually felt sorry for you cause nobody likes you in the room, 3 of my best friends are in the room it was laughable, everyone in the room basically lost all respect for him and today hes trying to act like it never happened, my thing is this isnt the first one of them to have this religion conversation with me, ive asked other irish catholics over here and its the same, but italians spanish dont get it at all

what he wanted me to admit to him being right, was that his religion was the only correct one and that catholics were only for paedos

He's going to kill you in your sleep

FatherLen · 16-07-2012 03:34PM

chin_grin wrote: »

What is the fascination with doing various things to a pillow with poop in this thread? :pac:

poop is funny?

Leftist · 16-07-2012 03:37PM

astonaidan wrote: »

well i just said youd want to hit me a bit harder than that you orange prick, he got angry again to which i said if he tried to hit me again id put him in a coma, to which his sister got all i actually felt sorry for you cause nobody likes you in the room, 3 of my best friends are in the room it was laughable, everyone in the room basically lost all respect for him and today hes trying to act like it never happened, my thing is this isnt the first one of them to have this religion conversation with me, ive asked other irish catholics over here and its the same, but italians spanish dont get it at all

what he wanted me to admit to him being right, was that his religion was the only correct one and that catholics were only for paedos

they get really irrational during marching season. It's like clockwork. Raised to be like that this time of year.

Really disappointed you let him away with it though. He's basically insulted us, hit you for not accepting his insult and you just stood there.

unless he was a massive unit then that is really quite disappointing.

astonaidan · 16-07-2012 03:39PM

Kwack wrote: »

"weak willed to be Catholics" I read that as weak willied...which would've been better haha. Nah op shag his sister and record it in a way you cant see her face until the very end and show him this vid of this "dirty b**ch" you got off with it.... that'll teach em

haha I did that on the first night, well shaged her, but he didnt know so thats not the reason for tension

Border-Rat · 16-07-2012 03:40PM

astonaidan wrote: »

what he wanted me to admit to him being right, was that his religion was the only correct one and that catholics were only for paedos

Well, protestants are going to hell. Proof? Jaysus does feck all when they try exorcisms and have to call in Priests.

Your man up there isn't pleased with them.

fasttalkerchat · 16-07-2012 03:41PM

You live in a hostel and decided to get into an argument with a loyalist during july week... really??

Kwack · 16-07-2012 03:42PM

I was getting back at a friend before (for something bad im not getting into online) so shagged a bird in his bed while he was at work and left the used condom under the covers for him when he came back form work! you should try this....

astonaidan · 16-07-2012 03:43PM

nope never tried having an argument, i ignored him for 2 days while he went on and on, hes got the northern flag hung on his bed and if anyone says he irish he goes on about 1590 and how hes an ulster scot

FatherLen · 16-07-2012 03:45PM

what age is this guy op?

golden lane · 16-07-2012 03:47PM

just say to him politely..........."you have backed a loser", time will tell.....

fasttalkerchat · 16-07-2012 03:48PM

astonaidan wrote: »

nope never tried having an argument, i ignored him for 2 days while he went on and on, hes got the northern flag hung on his bed and if anyone says he irish he goes on about 1590 and how hes an ulster scot

So he's Irish of Scottish or English ancestry.

Fizman · 16-07-2012 03:48PM

astonaidan wrote: »

nope never tried having an argument, i ignored him for 2 days while he went on and on, hes got the northern flag hung on his bed and if anyone says he irish he goes on about 1590 and how hes an ulster scot

By the sounds of it, he's the only person coming into close proximity with that flag. Sounds like one lonely , sad bastard.

Conall Cernach · 16-07-2012 03:52PM

Feisar wrote: »

But as the joke goes he'd want to know if he was a Catholic Jew or a Protestant Jew!

I got asked that very question myself once. I was at a house party in a Loyalist area and said I was Jewish (I'm not, I'm really a big Fenian). Turns out there were several members of Billy Wright's North Armagh UVF there. So I brazened it out because I was on a promise.

hardCopy · 16-07-2012 03:55PM

You'll just have to sh1t in his ear while he sleeps.

davet82 · 16-07-2012 03:56PM

astonaidan wrote: »

haha I did that on the first night, well shaged her, but he didnt know so thats not the reason for tension

WRONG!

A brother always knows, its like a sixth sense

WumBuster · 16-07-2012 04:02PM

Is it in Australia you are? Seriously man, i would have this dick reported and kicked out of the hostel at the very least. If the guy is threatening you and assualting you then you should call the cops. The cops are the real deal out there, they will have him arrested and thrown in a cell with murderers and rapists for a week to teach him a lesson.