Got punched for being a catholic from the Republic!

astonaidan · 16-07-2012 02:48PM #1

Ok im living in a hostel and got these two roomates from the north, I thought I was getting on grand with them even though they kept bringing up religion which is something I dont consider myself knowledgeable enough to talk about so told him I didnt want to talk about it, so he spent two days going on about it then last night i told him again that i wasnt interested, which he said was fine as long as i admitted he was right, to which i said i wouldnt say that, he said if i didnt he hit me, so i told him hed have to hit me then, stood up and smashed me in the face, the thing is my italian roommate is catholic but he never speaks religion to him and my other roommates are english and I never do it to them, I just dont know why every prosititent up the north wants to talk about is religion, like were not in the 80s anymore cant see why they just dont let it pass, so anyone else have this problem with them

chin_grin · 16-07-2012 02:49PM

Should of been a good catlick and kept yer gob shut! It's what baby Jesus would have wanted.

Also religion aside, some people are just w@nkers regardless of their race or religion. Your room-mate sounds like one.

Ash.J.Williams · 16-07-2012 02:50PM

astonaidan wrote: »

Ok im living in a hostel and got these two roomates from the north, I thought I was getting on grand with them even though they kept bringing up religion which is something I dont consider myself knowledgeable enough to talk about so told him I didnt want to talk about it, so he spent two days going on about it then last night i told him again that i wasnt interested, which he said was fine as long as i admitted he was right, to which i said i wouldnt say that, he said if i didnt he hit me, so i told him hed have to hit me then, stood up and smashed me in the face, the thing is my italian roommate is catholic but he never speaks religion to him and my other roommates are english and I never do it to them, I just dont know why every prosititent up the north wants to talk about is religion, like were not in the 80s anymore cant see why they just dont let it pass, so anyone else have this problem with them

just for a laugh, have him charged with assault

davet82 · 16-07-2012 02:51PM

make love to him, its the ony way to sort this out

Hardonraging · 16-07-2012 02:53PM

Tell him to cop the feck on , he's making a show of him self, and a show of everybody else from Ireland ..

Leftist · 16-07-2012 02:53PM

astonaidan wrote: »

Ok im living in a hostel and got these two roomates from the north, I thought I was getting on grand with them even though they kept bringing up religion which is something I dont consider myself knowledgeable enough to talk about so told him I didnt want to talk about it, so he spent two days going on about it then last night i told him again that i wasnt interested, which he said was fine as long as i admitted he was right, to which i said i wouldnt say that, he said if i didnt he hit me, so i told him hed have to hit me then, stood up and smashed me in the face, the thing is my italian roommate is catholic but he never speaks religion to him and my other roommates are english and I never do it to them, I just dont know why every prosititent up the north wants to talk about is religion, like were not in the 80s anymore cant see why they just dont let it pass, so anyone else have this problem with them

did you hit him back?

hardCopy · 16-07-2012 02:53PM

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

just for a laugh, have him charged with assault

He should be deported just in time for the tail end of marching season.

griffdaddy · 16-07-2012 02:54PM

Why don't you just wait for him to fall asleep and then beat the sh1t out of him? Just shout 'I'm the daddy now' repeatedly while you do it. He'll soon learn his lesson.

Kwack · 16-07-2012 02:54PM

Davet82 is right make him "squeal like a pig boy" that will show him!

chin_grin · 16-07-2012 02:55PM

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

just for a laugh, have him charged with assault

Feckin' perfect! OP do this. Please! You have witnesses!

Dyr · 16-07-2012 02:57PM

slip holy wafers into his food, sneakily douse him in holy water

Or just knock the crap outta him because he's a bigoted orange pr**k

Leftist · 16-07-2012 02:58PM

can't believe you took a bating from an orange bigot and didn't do anything.

Qualitymark · 16-07-2012 02:59PM

In future, avoid drama queens.

Itsdacraic · 16-07-2012 02:59PM

Set his bed on fire while he sleeps.

Duggy747 · 16-07-2012 02:59PM

If charging him with assault doesn't work then poo in his pillow case, his head shall do the rest.

Or just poo in the pillow case and put it over his head.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 16-07-2012 03:00PM

Leftist wrote: »

can't believe you took a bating from an orange bigot and didn't do anything.

Maybe he thought he was being Tango'd?

Kwack · 16-07-2012 03:00PM

What did the fella want you to admit he was right to?

Brokentime · 16-07-2012 03:02PM

astonaidan wrote: »

Ok im living in a hostel and got these two roomates from the north, I thought I was getting on grand with them even though they kept bringing up religion which is something I dont consider myself knowledgeable enough to talk about so told him I didnt want to talk about it, so he spent two days going on about it then last night i told him again that i wasnt interested, which he said was fine as long as i admitted he was right, to which i said i wouldnt say that, he said if i didnt he hit me, so i told him hed have to hit me then, stood up and smashed me in the face, the thing is my italian roommate is catholic but he never speaks religion to him and my other roommates are english and I never do it to them, I just dont know why every prosititent up the north wants to talk about is religion, like were not in the 80s anymore cant see why they just dont let it pass, so anyone else have this problem with them

Kill :mad:

davet82 · 16-07-2012 03:02PM

run into his bedroom in the middle of the night dressed in full orange marching band attire beating a drum, repeat every night and if he asks you to stop tell him his bedroom is on the parade route and there is nothing you can do

jester77 · 16-07-2012 03:02PM

Hope you were a good catholic and turned the other cheek :pac:

Nozebleed · 16-07-2012 03:05PM

kneecap'm

Hesh's Umpire · 16-07-2012 03:06PM

Shoulda told him you were a Muslim or a Buddhist or a Jew.

johngalway · 16-07-2012 03:09PM

I'd be tempted to move my stuff out, go look for a 2x4 and return to beat the living snot out of him.

MarkR · 16-07-2012 03:11PM

If that was me, i'd bitch about it on the internet. That'll learn'm.

Plazaman · 16-07-2012 03:11PM

Hesh's Umpire wrote: »

Shoulda told him you were a Muslim or a Buddhist or a Jew.

Exactly, go out immediately and buy a small rug then five times a day take off your shoe,s kneel on it facing East and sing loudly.

Then thank him for showing you the error of you ways and keep asking hime if he would like to join you.

charlemont · 16-07-2012 03:14PM

C'mon man, Get some resistance in to you.. Get into town and get some bomb making equipment and get to work..

ejmaztec · 16-07-2012 03:16PM

A whack in the face with a keyboard is called for in these sittyayshuns.

chin_grin · 16-07-2012 03:17PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

A whack in the face with a keyboard is called for in these sittyayshuns.

Yeah, go 'literal keyboard warrior' on his a$$!

Q_Ball · 16-07-2012 03:18PM

Get a sock and a bar of soap.

How you use them is up to you though

Fizman · 16-07-2012 03:20PM

-Obtain his toothbrush while he is out.
-Proceed to wipe the cheese from your cock with it.
-He brushes his teeth with said cheese.
-Success.

In fairness, you'd want to be fairly fcuking dim to torment someone you're living with. The possibilities for retribution are endless. Laxatives etc etc come to mind.

Owen_S · 16-07-2012 03:21PM

It's a shame that you are forced to forgive him due to your religion, and not have him charged with the religiously motivated assault...

Got punched for being a catholic from the Republic!

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