Some Irish women

The King of Moo · 14-07-2012 07:43PM

Fight_Night wrote: »

"used to be", now I'm a stud

Because of the make-up? :pac:

Fight_Night · 14-07-2012 07:44PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

Because of the make-up? :pac:

Haha yes it makes a huge difference

leggo · 14-07-2012 07:44PM

As soon as I saw the title of the OP, I knew this would end well.

jarvis · 14-07-2012 07:47PM

Some mate you are! Your buddy gets face palmed by a fat ugly bird and you tell the internets!!!

EdanHewittt · 14-07-2012 07:49PM

HalloweenJack wrote: »

It's called cock-blocking

Seems to me OP was trying to say this, albeit in a very long-winded way.

To tar all groups of women who socialize in clubs with the same brush just destroys your chances.

I think the problem OP has here is not being able to tell if these wimmens are cock-blocking or not. At least with a singles night, you have sure knowledge they're looking for the ride, just as you are. And it's Win Win, and lovely, and fantastic, and there is no guessing, or second guessing the wimmens agenda.

But beware of the deceptive wimmens types who only go to singles nights there for 'the craic' and 'the buzz' and are avert to the ride.

14-07-2012 07:58PM

I used the Nicklas Bendnter analogy when referring to irish women in the soccer thread a few weeks ago. In the OP's case, the b*tch friend is Nicklas and doesnt seem to like that Van Persie/Rooney/Grant Holt has outshone him yet again, while they still are under the illusion that they are the best in the universe.

gara · 14-07-2012 08:06PM

OP if you spent the same amount of energy being a better person than you do blaming random women for your own inadequacies, you might just find yourself having more positive experiences -you reap what you sow!

yizorselves · 14-07-2012 08:14PM

Ah sure me and the lads have often done the pose with our fingers down the throat if one of the lads was scoring some mess. But we wouldnt stop him because we're good friends like that

FishBowel · 14-07-2012 08:14PM

Any guy who expects to meet 'nice' women in a nightclub is a tool.

ciarang85 · 14-07-2012 08:16PM

B!tches be crazy!!

Sea Filly · 14-07-2012 08:17PM

Wow, OP, it was really charitable of you to point out that it's only some of us...

The King of Moo · 14-07-2012 08:19PM

Sea Filly wrote: »

Wow, OP, it was really charitable of you to point out that it's only some of us...

It was very generous.

You see, it's like the Nazis: only some of them were actually evil. The rest were only following orders. The really bad members of the party ruined it for the rest of them, just as is the case with some Irish women.

Tombi! · 14-07-2012 08:25PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

It was very generous.

You see, it's like the Nazis: only some of them were actually evil. The rest were only following orders. The really bad members of the party ruined it for the rest of them, just as is the case with some Irish women.

Oh, I see! So the women are following orders. From another woman no doubt. So the OP believes it's a good idea to be back to the middle ages where women had little to no rights?

Sea Filly · 14-07-2012 08:26PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I used the Nicklas Bendnter analogy when referring to irish women in the soccer thread a few weeks ago. In the OP's case, the b*tch friend is Nicklas and doesnt seem to like that Van Persie/Rooney/Grant Holt has outshone him yet again, while they still are under the illusion that they are the best in the universe.

That is one laboured, clunky analogy.

Kolido · 14-07-2012 08:29PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

A friend of mine would always go out of his way to pull the fat friend, his excuse was theyd always go for food after and he could rob a few chips and save himself a couple of euro.

Its not worth riding the waves for a few chips.

A chicken box maybe, but not a few chips. :pac:

The King of Moo · 14-07-2012 08:29PM

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Oh, I see! So the women are following orders. From another woman no doubt. So the OP believes it's a good idea to be back to the middle ages where women had little to no rights?

They receive telepathic orders directly from the Feminazi hive mind. Because of this, no woman can ever truly make an informed decision, or be truly independent, and it would therefore be better if men controlled their lives, for their own sake.

If we can find the location of the hive mind's central nerve cluster (which I suspect is the studio where they produce Loose Women) and shut down its telepathic network and its production facility for making Boots and Aero ads, then we can truly start down the path of making women truly equal partners in society.

*disclaimer*

Everything I know about women has been cobbled together from various After Hours threads, and is therefore completely reliable.

Nodin · 14-07-2012 08:32PM

Have we got to the part of the thread where we demonstrate how the vagina shows there is no loving God yet?

*readies crayons and pitchfork

14-07-2012 08:38PM

Sea Filly wrote: »

That is one laboured, clunky analogy.

But very relevant if you know what Nicklas Bendtner and Irish women consist of

Sea Filly · 14-07-2012 09:04PM

Deleted User wrote: »

But very relevant if you know what Nicklas Bendtner and Irish women consist of

Blood and guts and stuff?

Sea Filly · 14-07-2012 09:05PM

Kolido wrote: »

Its not worth riding the waves for a few chips.

A chicken box maybe, but not a few chips. :pac:

Yeah, if you're going to do something wrong, do it right! :pac:

Chuck Stone · 14-07-2012 09:06PM

Happy days huh OP?

14-07-2012 09:07PM

Sea Filly wrote: »

Blood and guts and stuff?

Mentality wise more than physically. Their arrogance is off the scale.

EdanHewittt · 14-07-2012 09:09PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

They receive telepathic orders directly from the Feminazi hive mind. Because of this, no woman can ever truly make an informed decision, or be truly independent, and it would therefore be better if men controlled their lives, for their own sake.

If we can find the location of the hive mind's central nerve cluster (which I suspect is the studio where they produce Loose Women) and shut down its telepathic network and its production facility for making Boots and Aero ads, then we can truly start down the path of making women truly equal partners in society.

*disclaimer*

Everything I know about women has been cobbled together from various After Hours threads, and is therefore completely reliable.

Brilliant Moo Reply is Brilliant.

Alactric · 14-07-2012 09:14PM

Can we call the vet to put this thread to sleep yet? :pac:

woodoo · 14-07-2012 09:23PM

yizorselves wrote: »

Ah sure me and the lads have often done the pose with our fingers down the throat if one of the lads was scoring some mess. But we wouldnt stop him because we're good friends like that

Yeah and its brilliant crack the next day taking a hand at them for tackling some minger.

Sea Filly · 14-07-2012 09:26PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Mentality wise more than physically. Their arrogance is off the scale.

My arrogance is off the scale apparently. Boards teaches me something new every day.

Piste · 14-07-2012 09:35PM

Maybe the friend knew the girl very well, knew the girl was very drunk and would regret it the next morning if anything happened so was saving the girl from a moment of "what the f*ck did I do last night?!" the next morning? It's a possibility, as likely if not more likely than "b*tches be cray".

Medusa22 · 14-07-2012 09:43PM

I have to agree with the OP in that there are some women who behave like this in clubs and I find it to be quite mean and rude. There really is no need to be so horrible to a guy who is talking to you just because you somehow deem him unworthy.

However, I have also encountered rude men who think it is acceptable to mock girls that they think are fat or ugly. Some people are assholes, regardless of gender.

Crann na Beatha · 14-07-2012 09:43PM

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LoYL · 14-07-2012 09:43PM

Oh my. They don't like it at all. Truth.

Some Irish women

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