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What do you keep in your pockets?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    What's left of Myspace.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭rubadubduba


    times are bad
    things are tuff
    there a'int nothing
    in my pockets,
    butt balls of fluff. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    My phone and a tissue. The rest goes into my man bag.
    Man bag as in satchel or in purse. Btw there's nothing wrong with a good satchel


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Smokes lighter and phone. EVerything else in my bag.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Nothing in pockets except occasionally my hands. "Stuff" in the pockets does not work imo.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭EdanHewittt


    A tiny shard of glass that does as much damage as a butcher's knife, but they can't prosecute you because it's only a bit of glass

    A magnet for ruining Credit Card strips so your mate enemy can't buy beer at 9:59 at the off license.

    A SIM card reader / cloner. Stealing the black book off your mate is always fun.

    A thousand micrograms of 'sid soaked into a Tissue for when you've no obligations for the next 5-6 years. (AKA going to GOA to live in a beach hut for 5-6 years)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I have no pockets


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Tissues that have now solidified to a small, hard, crusty ball from absorbing too much snot.

    My wallet has more interesting, pointless stuff in it that I never seem to remember to throw away, like a card for my door in the hotel I stayed in New York 10 years ago


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I rarely have pockets!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    passport, old bus tickets, wallet, body parts


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,971 ✭✭✭amacca


    Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in my pockets but knives and lint.

    Bit of a joker aren't you...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    coins and phone in right pocket, smokes and lighter in left pocket. wallet in right back pocket and receipts in left back pocket

    I think your wrong there. When I pickpocketed you a while ago your phone was in your back left pocket.

    This never happened :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,598 ✭✭✭Duff


    Deep fat fryer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    smokes & lighter
    money (no wallet here)
    keys
    phone (maybe)


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