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Farting!

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  • #62
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I was standing in a shop earlier and some guy let the loudest fart, and didn't show any remorse for it. He wasn't one tiny bit embarrassed!! He could've held it in and done it out of ear (and nose!) shot of others.

    I never fart in front of anyone, although my boyfriend says I let rip something fierce when I'm asleep :o

    I just think farting is an unnecessary thing to share with others.
    Do you fart in front of others? Whether it's strangers on the bus, or your partner?


    A guy at work farted in front of me today and then said excuse me, that was weird.


  • #63
    Mickey Dazzler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    Did you partake in these outrages shenanigans? :eek:

    I was walking home from the boozer in the early hours when I was accosted by my cousin and his rowdy mates. They pinned me to the ground and the lad with the hairiest arse dropped his bags and straddled me. I was screaming and writhing in horror as he lowered himself down on my face. It ended up with my nose nestled in the checks of his arse when he farted to cheers of his friends.

    I still wake up in the middle of the night in a pool of my own piss when I have nightmares about that night.


  • #64
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Mickey Dazzler wrote: »
    You should count yourself lucky that he didn't pin you down, squat over your face and fart or worse still take a dump on you. Ive seen it happen.

    In Oz


  • #65
    emul8ter25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭emul8ter25


    boobar wrote: »
    Mickey Dazzler wrote: »
    You should count yourself lucky that he didn't pin you down, squat over your face and fart or worse still take a dump on you. Ive seen it happen.

    In Oz

    Reminds me of the time I slept on a mates couch. I woke up to see his ass right in my face, underwear on, and he let rip.

    I waited until he fell asleep and returned the favor, only bare assed and I sat on his nose.


  • #66
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,598 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Nothing wrong with letting one rip in open spaces, quite funny actually.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWgfkSoMHA0


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  • #67
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Captain Darling wrote: »
    Clean out your spanx honey. Sometimes a man has gotten to unload one primed in the chamber.

    I was passing through Lucan the other day on the way into town on important company business. Felt like i was going to be caught short so headed into Courtneys to use the well appointed facilities in there.

    Nodded to Magda, the cleaner, on the way in and headed straight to stall number one in the gents. Sat down, squeezed off a solid coil off the back board, thick and tubular, no follow through. Grade A bowel movement to be fair.

    Mid squeeze, there was a commotion outside and i heard someone burst into stall number two which was followed by a series of farts that could be heard out in the lounge i'd wager. Fcuking fent off it would strip varnish.

    I cleaned the towel holder and pulled up my kacks, gave Magda a two euro tip and directed her to the 'war zone' when i was on the way out...

    Are you Flutt's love child, here to instruct us in the movement of the bowels?


  • #68
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Captain Darling wrote: »
    Clean out your spanx honey. Sometimes a man has gotten to unload one primed in the chamber.

    I was passing through Lucan the other day on the way into town on important company business. Felt like i was going to be caught short so headed into Courtneys to use the well appointed facilities in there.

    Nodded to Magda, the cleaner, on the way in and headed straight to stall number one in the gents. Sat down, squeezed off a solid coil off the back board, thick and tubular, no follow through. Grade A bowel movement to be fair.

    Mid squeeze, there was a commotion outside and i heard someone burst into stall number two which was followed by a series of farts that could be heard out in the lounge i'd wager. Fcuking fent off it would strip varnish.

    I cleaned the towel holder and pulled up my kacks, gave Magda a two euro tip and directed her to the 'war zone' when i was on the way out...

    Are you Flutt's love child, here to instruct us in the movement of the bowels?
    More of a homage to the great man...


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