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Farting!

  • 11-07-2012 02:01PM
    #1
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭


    I was standing in a shop earlier and some guy let the loudest fart, and didn't show any remorse for it. He wasn't one tiny bit embarrassed!! He could've held it in and done it out of ear (and nose!) shot of others.

    I never fart in front of anyone, although my boyfriend says I let rip something fierce when I'm asleep :o

    I just think farting is an unnecessary thing to share with others.
    Do you fart in front of others? Whether it's strangers on the bus, or your partner?


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  • #2
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,417 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Women don't fart, they cough in their knickers


  • #3
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    This man you speak of, he deserves a high five.


  • #4
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Why the social stigma with farting in the first place? Sneezing is acceptable and yet that could cause you to emit a green gooey substance in front of others!


  • #5
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    kfallon wrote: »
    Why the social stigma with farting in the first place? Sneezing is acceptable and yet that could cause you to emit a green gooey substance in front of others!


    It comes from a bum! That place is dirty!


  • #6
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I was standing in a shop earlier and some guy let the loudest fart

    Its been reported in the Dublin City Forum.


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  • #7
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    A big nice fart, clenses the soul..


  • #8
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Just queef him with a road warrior


  • #9
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    ElleEm wrote: »
    It comes from a bum! That place is dirty!

    My hoop is impeccably clean tyvm....and isn't your nose dirty too??? I mean would you shake hands with someone who just picked their nose?


  • #10
    DesertCreat_15
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭DesertCreat_15


    I dont fart in front of people, unless its a schnakey one were you cant be singled out for the blame :pac:

    Tell me this, do you fart in front of your boyfriend? My other half is chronic for farting in her sleep too yet shes mortified to do it in front of me, i think shes mental, i dont have a problem with it!


  • #11
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    A big nice fart, clenses the soul..


    I don't disagree, but would you do it in a shop full of strangers?


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  • #12
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Better an empty house than a bad lodger.


  • #13
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    A big nice fart, clenses the soul hole..

    FYP ;)


  • #14
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    DesertCreat_15 wrote: »
    I dont fart in front of people, unless its a schnakey one were you cant be singled out for the blame :pac:

    Tell me this, do you fart in front of your boyfriend? My other half is chronic for farting in her sleep too yet shes mortified to do it in front of me, i think shes mental, i dont have a problem with it!

    Never never never!

    Although when I'm asleep I have no control so allegedly do.

    He wouldn't purposely fart in front of me either though. They often slip out but he would more often leave the room, which can be hilarious, as he'll walk out to the hall, do a thunderous fart, and walk back in as if nothing has happened!!


  • #15
    Thatnastyboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    Analia Tinkling String wrote: »
    Its been reported in the Dublin City Forum.

    You bastard, I burst out laughing and got caught on boards by my boss.


  • #16
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I don't disagree, but would you do it in a shop full of strangers?

    Well, Its not too bad, sure everone love their own brand. ;)

    Edit: Maybe he was holding it in since last week, You just dont know. :eek:


  • #17
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    It's a natural bodily function I see no problem with it. Holding in farts can be painful at times, better out than in I say.


  • #18
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    MODS: I thought we were done with these types of threads? Can we close please?


  • #19
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    MODS: I thought we were done with these types of threads? Can we close please?

    Would you rather another Religion thread instead....or one on unemployed people???


  • #20
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I was standing in a shop earlier and some guy let the loudest fart, and didn't show any remorse for it. He wasn't one tiny bit embarrassed!! He could've held it in and done it out of ear (and nose!) shot of others.

    I never fart in front of anyone, although my boyfriend says I let rip something fierce when I'm asleep :o

    I just think farting is an unnecessary thing to share with others.
    Do you fart in front of others? Whether it's strangers on the bus, or your partner?

    Do you fart behind people and blame them for the stench?


  • #21
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    kfallon wrote: »
    Would you rather another Religion thread instead....or one on unemployed people???

    Yes! Jesus do we really need to talk about this? I just had lunch for God's sake.


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  • #22
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    MODS: I thought we were done with these types of threads? Can we close please?

    You dont have to hold that fart in untill the tread gets closed. Let it out.


  • #23
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Yes! Jesus do we really need to talk about this? I just had lunch for God's sake.

    Dont like it, dont read it.


  • #24
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Yes! Jesus do we really need to talk about this? I just had lunch for God's sake.
    It's breakfast time back home.


  • #25
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Dont like it, dont read it.

    The subject of the thread is in AH I can't avoid seeing that word, I thought we were done with this type of rubbish in AH and I'd like it stay that way


  • #26
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    No need to kick up a stink.


  • #27
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Yes! Jesus do we really need to talk about this? I just had lunch for God's sake.

    Jaysus you must be extremely squeamish!
    Once the lunch kicks in you'll prob be there farting away like an orchestra tuning up for the big performance :P


  • #28
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    I thought we were done with this type of rubbish in AH and I'd like it stay that way

    Ah well.


  • #29
    emul8ter25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭emul8ter25


    I am not allowed to fart anywhere in my house or the wife gives out to me. Even in the bathroom, if she can hear it, Im in trouble...

    Which backfires on her. I figure if im getting in trouble, I might as well let rip in front of her.


  • #30
    Roger Sterling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 978 ✭✭✭Roger Sterling


    Better a vacancy than a bad tenant I say. Let rip.


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  • #31
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    I prefer crop dusting, harder to trace.


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