The most shocking thing you've witnessed at your workplace?

I have to pay 15 cents for a cuppa.





No fair :mad:

One colleague, a sixty year old man, proceeding to batter another colleague, a late twenties female, after she goaded him about not meeting his sales targets. I worked in a retail bank. I was thankful there were no customers in at the time as it would probably would have made the news.

One of the top hotels for weddings, entire tray of about 100 freshly made sandwiches to be served as midnight soakage fell onto the kitchen floor. They were promptly picked up, put back together, sliced into triangles and served to the guests.

I didn't witness this one but the guys that work here swear it's true. The foreman was wondering where "Jimmy" was and went to look for him. He found "Jimmy" at the back of the workshop having a **** into a plastic bag.

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Why isn't somebody saying "Yore Ma"?



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Used to work in a cinema.

Common ones were: used condoms, people having sex, guys getting bjs, kids getting drunk and being almost impossible to wake up.

I have seen some mad things in my time! Was working with a fella who claimed to be in the IRA. He told me he had a gun with a 300 MILE scope...I tried to explain that not only is there no gun on earth that powerful(not even close) but the curvature of the earth alone means it would be pointless...he didn't take it well. First he was telling me he had guns in his car then (after a few days of me and others laughing at him) he threatened me that he would get the RA to shoot me.
Working in a supermarket years ago there was a Scottish guy doing security(mental b*****d) and one day when a customer asked him why is is doing cartwheels(literally) he headbutted this 50+ year old woman!
Another time was working in a place with a bunch on animals(not literally). More than once the toilet got blocked but instead of the person unblocking it themselves or at least getting someone to do it they ignored it and the person after then took a dump on their dump and so on and so on until by the end of the day the whole toilet was full of tp and poo..... not a pretty site....
Have loads more but needs to do some work...

mikemac1 wrote: »

Grew up on a farm
Over the years have seen a 5 legged lamb and a 6 legged lamb
You'll call BS but I'm not lying, if you have thousands and thousands over the years then just on percentages you will see it.

One died and the other was killed but otherwise was very healthy
You see this in newspapers every now and again, it definitely happens

Best Sunday dinners you ever had?

Myself and a group of students studying for a computer degree got a tour of several of the large IT companies who wanted to hire us directly after we did our exams.

One of the companies we got a tour of was IBM. At the time, they provided tech support to the US market, so our early morning visit was actually the 'out of hours' period...hence the place was fairly empty. The few staff there were a bit surprised to see us.

Anyway, this manager was showing us around, and wanted to give us a quick look at the Employee Recreation area. So, she opened the door to let us have a peek in. Cue a stunned and embarrassed look on two love birds getting down & dirty on the sofa.

Suffice to say...we all applied to work at IBM. We really liked the employee recreational services.

13 years later, I'm still there, but haven't been offered sex in that area yet. So disappointed.

kfallon wrote: »

The biggest dump I have ever seen lying in the bog, twas like Gary Coleman's twin!!! Must have been a week's worth of dinners in it! No way was it gonna flush and no way was I using that cubicle!

I actually felt sorry for the cleaning lady knowing what lay in store for her

I think we work in the same building:mad: