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What's the biggest crime you will openly admit to on here?

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  • #122
    BunShopVoyeur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon...


  • #123
    stateofflux
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    "The worst crime that I ever did was play some rock 'n roll"


  • #124
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Not me (honestly) but an ex-friend who I no longer talk to burned down a primary school and stole a LOT of money from his employer. I have thought about shopping him, but I can't be arsed.


  • #125
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Kept library books and paintbrushes from school.
    The library system was lax, run by students ffs.


  • #126
    EdanHewittt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭EdanHewittt


    Faking loads of Fifty Euro notes. Got past the EURion constellation scan foiler by removing them hand by hand with a tweezers:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation

    Got me hands on some Cotton Paper too for that extra crispy look.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_paper

    (Very hard to get it, for obvious reasons)

    Bought a few holograms from dodgy Chinese websites.

    Because of the risk, I sold them at half their price. 25EUR for one 50EUR note

    They sold like hotcakes in Glasnevin.

    That's as far as my illegal activities go.


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  • #127
    mtjm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 461 ✭✭mtjm


    I don't like to use the word "rob" I call it "long term borrowing" so I worked in a well known travel agent and helped myself to borrow Money/pens/pencils/staplers/hole punch/ later I discovered nice hot woman who worked on the tv so followed her home days later managed to get a small ladder and peep at her back garden from the lane way and hacked into e-mails and FB. still haven't being caught


  • #128
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    Sandals and white socks, crocs and white socks..., I could go on.
    Insurgent wrote: »
    I once wore a Kylie and Jason t-shirt with bermuda shorts!

    Wanna hang out?


  • #129
    mongdesade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭mongdesade


    Bunked on a ferry to Corsica by mingling with other bikers as they boarded...

    Travelled home from Faro to Dublin by syphoning petrol from unsuspecting motorists at every given opportunity just to keep my bike on the road after spending all my monies on beer


  • #130
    akura
    Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    I dont display L plates or drive with a fully licenced driver i'm bad ass


  • #131
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,189 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    akura wrote: »
    I dont display L plates or drive with a fully licenced driver

    Realistically not many of us did.


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  • #132
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Drunk cycling.


  • #133
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    ChunkyLover54 wrote: »
    Hehehe, same here......except replace the word "bookies" with the words "drunken college girl walking home alone after a night out"

    Maybe think that back to yourself and see is it actually funny.


  • #134
    akura
    Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    Realistically not many of us did.

    True, its a stupid rule


  • #135
    ChunkyLover54
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover54


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Maybe think that back to yourself and see is it actually funny.


    Just followed your advice and I can confirm....it is funny. Thank you for encouraging me to experience it again


  • #136
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Couldn't possibly say.


  • #137
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Not me (honestly) but an ex-friend who I no longer talk to burned down a primary school and stole a LOT of money from his employer. I have thought about shopping him, but I can't be arsed.

    I know somebody that set fire to a primary school. Kinda by mistake.


  • #138
    Jimmy Iovine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    akura wrote: »
    I dont display L plates or drive with a fully licenced driver

    I don't know anyone that does.


  • #139
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    ChunkyLover54 wrote: »
    Just followed your advice and I can confirm....it is funny. Thank you for encouraging me to experience it again

    a girl... walking on her own...taking advantage of her...


  • #140
    ZombieBride
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭ZombieBride


    I've broken many a heart and shattered some dreams.


  • #141
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    I defaulted on a €1.9m nursing home investment debt.


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  • #142
    Wompa1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,360 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Downloaded some stuff...don't anymore with Streaming services and if there's music worth having I tend to pay now. Not proud of it


  • #143
    Varied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    Used to get two sausage rolls and a few sausages for lunch in college, then peel the sticker off so I'd only have to pay for the cheapest item.

    /hardcore rebel


  • #144
    Soups123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,098 ✭✭✭Soups123


    I was a priest>>>>there was a fund raiser and I decided to deposit the monies from the event into my own account temporarily, they ended up shipping me off to a small island to live with a drunken fck and a dizzy bastard priest all because the money was resting in my account.

    I also kicked a Bishop up the arse once and almost had him convinced I didn't


  • #145
    ChunkyLover54
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover54


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    a girl... walking on her own...taking advantage of her...

    it....was.....a.....joke

    lighten....up


  • #146
    ChunkyLover54
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover54


    Soups123 wrote: »
    I was a priest>>>>there was a fund raiser and I decided to deposit the monies from the event into my own account temporarily, they ended up shipping me off to a small island to live with a drunken fck and a dizzy bastard priest all because the money was resting in my account.

    I also kicked a Bishop up the arse once and almost had him convinced I didn't

    Soups, you ever bull**** me again and I will rip off your arms


  • #147
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    I haven't bought any music since I was 12 and just stick to downloading now.
    I've stolen numerous calculators, staplers, paper-hole punches, folders, rubbers and compasses from my school. I've also taken ink cartridges only to find out that they didn't fit my printer. Haven't bought a pen since first year. I just rob everyone elses :L
    Have books from the library that are about a year overdue and used to rob books from the library in my primary school when I used to attend.

    Possession of weed and supply of it also :L Only to friends though.

    That's about it :L


  • #148
    ChunkyLover54
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover54


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    I haven't bought any music since I was 12 and just stick to downloading now.
    I've stolen numerous calculators, staplers, paper-hole punches, folders, rubbers and compasses from my school. I've also taken ink cartridges only to find out that they didn't fit my printer. Haven't bought a pen since first year. I just rob everyone elses :L
    Have books from the library that are about a year overdue and used to rob books from the library in my primary school when I used to attend.

    Possession of Class A's and supply of them also :L Only to friends though.

    That's about it :L

    Your'e a geezer, you'll nick anything


  • #149
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    ChunkyLover54 wrote: »
    Your'e a geezer, you'll nick anything

    As long as it doesn't hurt anyone, they yeah why not? :L


  • #150
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,306 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    Always read the small print dude :pac:

    Whatcha mean?

    You're robbing €188 a week that you're not entitled to.


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  • #151
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,833 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    i've robbed Peter to pay off Paul


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