What's the biggest crime you will openly admit to on here?

Sleepy · 09-07-2012 12:30PM

I'd say the figures of how many Irish people *haven't* taken an illegal drug or infringed on copyright would be far more telling tbh. I'm guessing you'd be looking at less than 20% of the population.

JohnMarston · 09-07-2012 12:41PM

I stole a pen from the post office once...

Jonah42 · 09-07-2012 12:56PM

I publicly jaywalked in view of a ban garda, and she didn't do anything.

We have chaos, anarchy at times, on the streets of Donegal.

Stiffler2 · 09-07-2012 02:24PM

I've commited crimes that would make Larry Murphy blush.

I'm also the real supplier behind the dundons, we just want everyone to think it's imported.

I have also been known to commit a few tiger kidnappings

Capt'n Midnight · 09-07-2012 03:33PM

Sleepy wrote: »

I'd say the figures of how many Irish people *haven't* taken an illegal drug or infringed on copyright would be far more telling tbh. I'm guessing you'd be looking at less than 20% of the population.

In one of the categories of a previous free speed survey by the RSA 99% of motorists broke the speed limit

also it's one penalty point if you drive on those white hatched lines when queuing up for a right hand turn.

if you get a gift of cash from a non relative, you are supposed to declare it as income

if you use a company laptop for personal use it's benefit in kind

Unavailable for Comment · 09-07-2012 03:38PM

Jonah42 wrote: »

We have chaos, anarchy at times, on the streets of Donegal.

According to Gay Byrne anyway!!

I Heart Internet · 09-07-2012 03:40PM

Jonah42 wrote: »

I publicly jaywalked in view of a ban garda, and she didn't do anything.

We have chaos, anarchy at times, on the streets of Donegal.

Not a crime in ireland.

You're watching too much US tv.

Unavailable for Comment · 09-07-2012 03:44PM

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Not a crime in ireland.

Jaywalking

Never enforced though.

smokingman · 09-07-2012 03:44PM

I left the toilet seat down once.....once.

giant_midget · 09-07-2012 03:55PM

I used to have a pair of X works jeans :pac:

Capt'n Midnight · 09-07-2012 04:02PM

charlemont wrote: »

RAMPS AHEAD becomes TRAMPS AHEAD

Concealed Entrance becomes Congealed Entrance

pebbles21 · 09-07-2012 04:14PM

I used to stuff tissue paper up the slot on the old phones where you got a refund by pressing button B if you didnt get an answer..

Had all the phoneboxes in my area rigged up,kept me in sweets and cola for a long time till i got some competition,and then my game was up:(

peckerhead · 09-07-2012 04:18PM

seamus wrote: »

Technically, drug dealing, possession with intent to supply. Bought £20 worth of hash in school at 16 then split it between me and 3 mates.

Sold a young fella a tenspot of red leb for £20... :pac:

Hide the Rum · 09-07-2012 04:28PM

Jonah42 wrote: »

I publicly jaywalked in view of a ban garda, and she didn't do anything.

We have chaos, anarchy at times, on the streets of Donegal.

I can remember when I was 11... I'm minding my own business in the park and this guy, stranger to me, takes a piece of gum out of his pocket, puts it in his mouth..... and he just throws the wrapper on the ground.

He publicly litters.

Frynge · 09-07-2012 04:50PM

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I've commited crimes that would make Larry Murphy blush.

I'm also the real supplier behind the dundons, we just want everyone to think it's imported.

I have also been known to commit a few tiger kidnappings

Oh, where do you find the time?

KTRIC · 09-07-2012 05:21PM

I shot a guy in Limerick, just to watch him die.

Had listened to far too much Johnny Cash that month and the coke didn't help :rolleyes:

ladypip · 09-07-2012 05:27PM

I killed a man with a trident, at a network rumble. Ron Burgandy seen me do it.

CroatoanCat · 09-07-2012 06:14PM

I still tremble when I recall my Big Crime. I was about three years old, in the care-free, sunshiney days before school and the dawn of the 1980s. Although this particular day was a murky, rain-sodden one, if I recall correctly. Or perhaps it has only become so in my memory.
Anyway, I was accompanying my Mammy up the town, for the messages. This being the market day, we had a look around the stalls. (Important note: This was not any class of farmer's market in the modern-day, organic foods sense. Not at all. Think tat and more tat.) Mammy kindly agrees to buy me one super cool John Travolta purse (black and white print of yer man's smiling head, lots of red stars). While she's paying the stall owner, I'm looking at his other wares when I spot a lone, discarded toy solider, obviously knocked loose from his fellows. Thinking my older brother would look benignly on me if I procured this lone ranger for him, I quickly pocket it. And look up to see stallholder eyeing me with intent and advancing slowly. For some reason, however, he decides to let me go, and I drag Mammy home as fast as my wee legs allow. In the door, and hide the soldier under my parents' bed in that perfectly logical way of a preschooler.
I still feel the hot shame when I think of it. And my John Travolta purse was tainted by association and quickly discarded. Just like my 1970s innocence.

Galwayguy35 · 09-07-2012 06:39PM

Drove a car while drunk and crashed it when I was 23.

1ZRed · 10-07-2012 04:04AM

Broke into a universal theme park when I was 10. I fuck you not;)

B.A._Baracus · 10-07-2012 04:07AM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

I'm embarrassed to admit this

But i'm currently on the social welfare. But I work 37 hours a week for my uncle's business.
actually no i dont. just trying to rile up people. lol.

BOHtox wrote: »

You're robbing 4.6 million Irish people most of whom are taxpayers whether directly or indirectly.

ME: I think I stole 2 stinger bars from the local video renting store when I was in 6th class. Never did it again though. My conscience told me a lot that day.

Always read the small print dude :pac:

dave3004 · 10-07-2012 04:28AM

Robbed a caravan when I was younger.

The caravan belonged to "The Bible Club".

I **** you not !

swimming in a sea · 10-07-2012 10:55AM

stole a microscope out of a hospital when i was 6 or 7

Dancor · 10-07-2012 11:29AM

I got stung with a fake €20 note. I couldnt remember where i might have got it from so I was stuck with it.

The oul wan sent me to the post office with €100, five 20 notes, to pay some bills. I knew the geriatric lady behind the counter would not spot a fake note so I placed my one in with the real cash and took 20 for myself. It worked but my heart was racing when she was counting the cash