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What's the biggest crime you will openly admit to on here?

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  • #62
    TheBrinch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭TheBrinch


    I dropped the screw in the tuna


  • #63
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Cillo rs200 wrote: »
    My friends and I used to regularly race on the roads most weekends, I'm not proud of it though we were lucky not to have been killed or killed someone else!

    Well shame on you. :mad:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGME3QdDZ6o


    :pac:


  • #64
    Avox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭Avox


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    I downloaded a James Blunt album without paying[/I]
    FYP


  • #65
    Cillo rs200
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40 ✭Cillo rs200


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    Well shame on you. :mad:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGME3QdDZ6o


    :pac:

    Brings me back!


  • #66
    AngryHippie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭AngryHippie


    Took a wander through a city center with a refuse bag of tumbleweed on my shoulder.
    Grew my own.
    Smoked it up.
    Tried acid - Laughed until it hurt


    Good times


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  • #67
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    akura wrote: »
    Ah yes,
    "No Dumping" became "No Humping"

    :pac:

    RAMPS AHEAD becomes TRAMPS AHEAD


  • #68
    TheBegotten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 541 ✭✭✭TheBegotten


    Conspiricy to commit mass genocide :pac: Apparently politicians count as people, it was an honest mistake. Other than that, building sites, a good few illegal downloads...god I'm boring. I don't even drink, I hate the thought of not being in full control of my body :eek:


  • #69
    degausserxo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭degausserxo


    I wore harem pants after the 1990s. Dear god, why?


  • #70
    flyswatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭flyswatter


    Stole a paracetemol from my friends house and ate it later in my bedroom. I wasn't ill and had a good enough time with the tablet.


  • #71
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    i stole a pencil out of argos today

    They only have pens now, not pencils. Story doesn't check out. :cool:


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  • #72
    SillyMangoX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭SillyMangoX


    Hello people I havent met before. Lets all boast about what crimes we have committed. *adjusts innocent box shape under t shirt*.


  • #73
    Goat the dote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 726 ✭✭✭Goat the dote


    Got a five finger discount on lipstick when I was 13. I didn't even like the colour


  • #74
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    SillyMangoX wrote: »
    Hello people I havent met before. Lets all boast about what crimes we have committed. *adjusts innocent box shape under t shirt*.


    People aren't boasting. They're answering the question asked. :confused:


  • #75
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,370 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    akura wrote: »
    Ah yes,
    "No Dumping" became "No Humping"

    :pac:

    ramps 250m became tramps £2.50


  • #76
    criticalcritic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭criticalcritic


    Drew a big meaty Willy on the desk of a Lesbian I work with when she was on break

    Put underneath 'Ah go on'

    She wasnt impressed and their still looking for the culprit


  • #77
    Kolido
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,917 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    I'm embarrassed to admit this :o

    But i'm currently on the social welfare. But I work 37 hours a week for my uncle's business.
    actually no i dont. just trying to rile up people. lol.

    Aren't you already wanted for a crime you didn't commit.


  • #78
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    I stole a penny sweet once and felt guilty about it for ages.

    During my mid teens I used foreign coins to fool the cigarette machine but after the penny sweet incident I was a hardened criminal and it didn't bother me.


  • #79
    The Big Red Button
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    I downloaded a James Blunt album without paying

    So ... which part of this was the crime? :confused:


  • #80
    Ri_Nollaig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,297 ✭✭✭Ri_Nollaig


    I haven't paid my TV license :( I cant live with the shame, could you?


  • #81
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    I did a fund raiser for a charity before, collecting money from house in estates, then I kept it all




    muhahahhahaahahah


    charity starts at home


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  • #82
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I downloaded a whole TV series and I ain't even sorry about it

    /bad ass!

    :D


  • #83
    SillyMangoX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭SillyMangoX


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    People aren't boasting. They're answering the question asked. :confused:


    Somebody doesnt watch the Simpsons then!


  • #84
    Ri_Nollaig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,297 ✭✭✭Ri_Nollaig


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    People aren't boasting. They're answering the question asked. :confused:
    I believe he is referring to wearing a wire ;)


  • #85
    Vinta81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭Vinta81


    Notorious illegal down loader of music, TV shows and films.


  • #86
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Robbed/Took 2 jackets when in college, they had been left in the main atrium/foyer for about 4 hours so I took them and flogged them off, a score each (they were adidas and nike) so went out on the last that Friday with the £40! Not proud of it looking back tbh :o:(

    For Karma purposes I then lost a jacket in a pub about 6 months after it, no doubt somebody brought it home with them so that taught me!


  • #87
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    took a stale doughnut from a 24 hour spar/centra in an inebriated state at about 4 in the morning. it was delicious.


  • #88
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Ri_Nollaig wrote: »
    I haven't paid my TV license :( I cant live with the shame, could you?

    Tbh what RTE are paying their 'stars' is criminal and so is the programmes they are putting out every night so don't worry, RTE will be done for crimes against humanity (The Craig Doyle Show, Wagons Den etc etc) before you get done for not coughing up!


  • #89
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Technically, drug dealing, possession with intent to supply. Bought £20 worth of hash in school at 16 then split it between me and 3 mates.


  • #90
    Frere_Jaques
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18 ✭Frere_Jaques


    Age 8; caught rolling a huge potato down a hilly road just as the police drove past the bottom. Attempted escape via go-kart. Chase ensued.


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  • #91
    danwhite88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭danwhite88


    Cillo rs200 wrote: »
    My friends and I used to regularly race on the roads most weekends, I'm not proud of it though we were lucky not to have been killed or killed someone else!

    100 meters?


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