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What's the biggest crime you will openly admit to on here?

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  • #32
    cartell_best
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭cartell_best


    Seemingly I broke someone's window and it resulted in being the crime of the century where I lived. Not to mention how a supermarket owner accused me of being the biggest "f**ker" the owner has met because even houdini had "nothing on me", I **** you not!


  • #33
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    I was caught with more than my Duty free allowance and had 600 cigarettes seized from me in Dublin. :mad: Fecking customs.


  • #34
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    "Took advantage" of a bookies


  • #35
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Stole a few k worth of musical equipment from the kilnamanagh community centre. Actual instruments, for my actual self if that makes it any less bad?! I still feel bad about it. Years ago; got a juvenile rap sheet long as my arm. It wasn't me


  • #36
    johnjoe7
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 ✭johnjoe7


    Swedish house mafia stabbings.


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  • #37
    Carbon Bootprint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48 ✭Carbon Bootprint


    dodderangler wrote: »
    When I was 19 I shot a guy in laos from a thousand yards out.
    5 maybe 10 people in the world could've made that shot
    Were you a military sniper, or just showing off?

    If it's the former, why do you consider that a crime?


  • #38
    ringadingding
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    Wow, I was expecting LOADS more bull**** in this thread by now, I'm impressed with the restraint


  • #39
    ChunkyLover54
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover54


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    "Took advantage" of a bookies

    Hehehe, same here......except replace the word "bookies" with the words "drunken college girl walking home alone after a night out"


  • #40
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    I downloaded a James Blunt album without paying


  • #41
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Carbon Bootprint wrote: »
    Were you a military sniper, or just showing off?

    If it's the former, why do you consider that a crime?

    Lethal Weapon quote :p


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  • #42
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Sandals and white socks, crocs and white socks..., I could go on.


  • #43
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    I drove 500 yards while drunk when i was about 20, we were on our way to Witnness and stopped in the car-park of a Monaghan Hotel, the bouncers told us they'd call the guards if we didn't move the car, so thinking that we'd have no where to sleep i drove out of the hotel and pulled in at the first place i could find.
    Nearly caused an accident pulling out of the hotel, i was that drunk.

    Anything else was just the usual piddly crap.


  • #44
    skoomi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 169 ✭✭skoomi


    Sold some ganj while in college.


  • #45
    upandcumming
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭upandcumming


    Vandalism, "Please keep off the grass" became "Please keep off the ass".

    I'm a ****.


  • #46
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    I once got roped into going into a big art gallery and get the owner to show me some of his work so my mad friend could walk in gallery and take a picture with her slr camera while owner wasnt looking . Mad stuff altogether!!! Oh and same friend made me steal a hudson blue pint glass !!!


  • #47
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Hijacked a plane and beat the pilot to death with my bare hands. Don't know how the feck I got away with that one.


  • #48
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    I've never commited a crime because im not an amoral twat:p


  • #49
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    €127,000 and / or 5 years imprisonment

    I had a recording device in a cinema.
    It was a smart phone.


  • #50
    akura
    Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    upandcumming wrote: »
    Vandalism, "Please keep off the grass" became "Please keep off the ass".

    I'm a ****.

    Ah yes,
    "No Dumping" became "No Humping"

    :pac:


  • #51
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    Almost derailed a freight train when i was 16.


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  • #52
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    I'm embarrassed to admit this :o

    But i'm currently on the social welfare. But I work 37 hours a week for my uncle's business.
    actually no i dont. just trying to rile up people. lol.


  • #53
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    I'm embarrassed to admit this :o

    But i'm currently on the social welfare. But I work 37 hours a week for my uncles business.
    actually no i dont. just trying to rile up people. lol.

    Oh B.A. i am disappointed:rolleyes:


  • #54
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    I'm embarrassed to admit this :o

    But i'm currently on the social welfare. But I work 37 hours a week for my uncle's business.
    actually no i dont. just trying to rile up people. lol.

    RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
    rabble


  • #55
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Oh B.A. i am disappointed:rolleyes:


    A bit quick to get back there, werent you John ;)
    Despite your "roll eyes" :pac:


  • #56
    have_a_go_hero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 133 ✭✭have_a_go_hero


    when i was in school i was well known for stealing pens from classmates,,,,its something that follows me through life...without a word of a lie i must have 200 pens for far...


  • #57
    have_a_go_hero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 133 ✭✭have_a_go_hero


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    I've never commited a crime because im not AN amoral twat:p


    :P You are guilty of crimes against grammar.


  • #58
    jiltloop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    I downloaded a James Blunt album without paying

    That's criminal in more ways than one.

    I dabbled in drugs a fair bit and may have sold and carried some for cash.


  • #59
    damagegt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,061 ✭✭✭damagegt


    When I was fifteen on the piss in a caravan park me and my mate got hungry so we turfed a rock through the window of a small summer shop and grabbed a box of those pink and blue cruchies prawn cocktail flavoured crisps and a box of "Welcome to Clonea" rocks.We then preceded to boot around 20 of those really light footballs you get in those shops all over the place and make our get away on a club 50 I "borrowed" from my grandfather.

    I don't know how far me made it but I know we took a hopper when I tried to eat a packet of crisps.So we made our way across the local golf course to try stay out of view.

    That didn't work as it was five in the morning in the middle of the summer so it was totally bright.The local garda was standing there waiting for us and we went down for everything.

    Those crisps still remind me of the good old days.


  • #60
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    I was a bit of a f*cking twat in my late childhood/early teens. I suppose breaking that abandoned cars window and tail lights, breaking into that abandoned house and smashing windows and spraypainting crap inside it. I broke a lot of windows actually. I did get caught for doing all of them, and most times it was just abandoned places etc. Never anybodies home or car in use etc.


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  • #61
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,306 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    I'm embarrassed to admit this :o

    But i'm currently on the social welfare. But I work 37 hours a week for my uncle's business.
    actually no i dont. just trying to rile up people. lol.

    You're robbing 4.6 million Irish people most of whom are taxpayers whether directly or indirectly.

    ME: I think I stole 2 stinger bars from the local video renting store when I was in 6th class. Never did it again though. My conscience told me a lot that day.


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