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caught a biting fcuking insect yoke on my arm

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  • #32
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    He must have liked you so!

    Stop it


  • #33
    Outkast_IRE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,511 ✭✭✭Outkast_IRE


    Hey OP i would nuture it once it emerges , this can be your family portrait in a few years :D

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QF91OXBsPC0/TxOLQgH5yWI/AAAAAAAAAdM/eCyAJo78bLc/s1600/TheFlyCronenberg.jpg


  • #34
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Is it only around here that people call horseflies pishmoles?

    We only use horsefly if talking to a doctor or a vet.


  • #35
    squod
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse-fly

    Horsefly, call them doctors in Cark. Needle like bite. bathe the wound in baking powder then apply a newspaper to the fly vigorously.


  • #36
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    So what can horseflies do to you. I'm not googling.


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  • #37
    tempura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Checked my medical box and I don't have any.

    You'll be grand, I got a spider bite recently in Greece, didn't get antihistamine until the next day, just had a foot like muffin for a few days, my lovely holiday shoes looked rotten on me, that was the worst thing really.


    Oh, and I can spin webs now too !


  • #38
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,824 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I'm not even going to click on that


    Thank yourself lucky you didnt get stung by these.

    Id hate to see your reaction to these then.:D

    This is my girlfriend opening up some of the beehives and inspecting them for the 1st time earlier this year.

    If you look carefully then you can see the baby honeybees allmost ready to hatch out.


    You can also see the queen bees old cell too.


  • #39
    squod
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    ilovesleep wrote: »
    So what can horseflies do to you. I'm not googling.

    Shag all. Don't even think they can transmit stuff to humans. Ity's very unlikely amount to anything. Bathe area in water with some bread soda in, have a ****, go asleep.


  • #40
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    So what can horseflies do to you. I'm not googling.

    Well did I ever tell you what happened to my great uncle who was bitten by a horse fly?


  • #41
    mattjack
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    steddyeddy wrote: »
    He must have liked you so!

    Yep, he was just tasting you.... he'll be back tonight with his friends .


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  • #42
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    mattjack wrote: »
    Yep, he was just tasting you.... he'll be back tonight with his friends .

    Yep hes right Ilovesleep so leave a window open when your going to bed!


  • #43
    Kirby
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    RHarrow wrote: »
    That's what they do when they're laying their eggs.
    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Fcuk fcuk fcuk off

    You may love it, but I don't think you will be getting much sleep tonight :p


  • #44
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    Thank you after hours for helping. Except for Outkast. You're a pr1ck, and b0llocks, and wanker for providing that kind of info and right before bed and all.


    (joke, you're not really all those things).


  • #45
    Outkast_IRE
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    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Thank you after hours for helping. Except for Outkast. You're a pr1ck, and b0llocks, and wanker for providing that kind of info and right before bed and all.


    (joke, you're not really all those things).
    You have full permission to find images of any aliment i come on here concerned about. :D night night dont let the ............


  • #46
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    Fcek it. My arm is feeling heavy now. Better go and find that bread soda now.


  • #47
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Fcek it. My arm is feeling heavy now. Better go and find that bread soda now.

    Baking soda!!!!


  • #48
    paddy147
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    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Fcek it. My arm is feeling heavy now. Better go and find that bread soda now.


    And the hacksaw too......;):D


  • #49
    mcmoustache
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    It might have been a mosquito. I caught one in the act two nights ago. They're bastards. Now, I have a huge red swelled are on my leg.

    I don't react well to them and they also seem to love me. I caught another last night in the bedroom and took great pleasure in hunting and killing him. Fúcker.


  • #50
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    mcmoustache wrote: »
    It might have been a mosquito. I caught one in the act two nights ago. They're bastards. Now, I have a huge red swelled are on my leg.

    I don't react well to them and they also seem to love me. I caught another last night in the bedroom and took great pleasure in hunting and killing him. Fúcker.

    Im calling peta!!!! Your in for it now mcmoustache!!


  • #51
    Carbon Bootprint
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    Isn't this how Jeff Goldblum got his start?


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  • #52
    squod
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    mcmoustache wrote: »
    It might have been a mosquito. I caught one in the act two nights ago. They're bastards. Now, I have a huge red swelled are on my leg.

    I don't react well to them and they also seem to love me. I caught another last night in the bedroom and took great pleasure in hunting and killing him. Fúcker.

    Coulda fuhked it up the bum first.


  • #53
    paddy147
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    Carbon Bootprint wrote: »
    Isn't this how Jeff Goldblum got his start?


    Yeah,but he also just happened to have a particle matter transporter too.;)


  • #54
    ilovesleep
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    So I was in the bathroom spreading bread soda on my arm and rubbing it in and a moth flies into my face.


  • #55
    mattjack
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    ilovesleep wrote: »
    So I was in the bathroom spreading bread soda on my arm and rubbing it in and a moth flies into my face.

    Who keeps bread soda in their bathroom ?


  • #56
    ilovesleep
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    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Baking soda!!!!



    I don't have baking soda. I have baking powder and bread soda so I went with the bread soda because that's great stuff altogether for cleaning and things, apparently. That's what I was told.


  • #57
    steddyeddy
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    ilovesleep wrote: »
    So I was in the bathroom spreading bread soda on my arm and rubbing it in and a moth flies into my face.

    Moths love you too so! Leave your bedroom window open tonight and your in for some loving!


  • #58
    ilovesleep
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    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Moths love you too so! Leave your bedroom window open tonight and your in for some loving!


    I went to my room, switched of the light, went to bed, the dog in the bed and she sticks her snout in my face. I'm getting enough loving.


  • #59
    steddyeddy
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    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I went to my room, switched of the light, went to bed, the dog in the bed and she sticks her snout in my face. I'm getting enough loving.

    Lucky you! I must be doing something wrong!!


  • #60
    rambutman
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    got many a horsefly bite............going swimming down the river, come out and they'd be on ya - like midges but on a larger scale........sore too


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  • #61
    ilovesleep
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    Night now. Thanks for helping me tonight.


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