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Wife found her hubby having sex with dog

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  • #62
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    The judge said to him in court : "Jesus man, how low can you get?"

    He replied : "A Jack Russell, your honour"


  • #63
    Salt001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 215 ✭✭Salt001


    :eek::eek::eek:.
    I read that through my fingers the way you would watch a horror film :).
    Poor poor dog,I hope someone rang the RSPCA. :)


  • #64
    Jester252
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    maybe the dog drugged him


  • #65
    flutered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,765 ✭✭✭flutered


    :eek:did we not have something similar over here back in the day, except here it was the other way around, ie male dog and female human, which went tits up.


  • #66
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,824 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    flutered wrote: »
    :eek:did we not have something similar over here back in the day, except here it was the other way around, ie male dog and female human, which went tits up.

    Yep,a woman in Limerick died a few months ago due to having sex with a dog.


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  • #67
    brocdj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5 ✭brocdj


    How bad would it be if he's not guilty though.....I mean talk about a bad reputation


  • #68
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    I have to say, I'm a big fan of the aul dog sex stories. There was a great one in the States last year. A colleague of mine pushed the story my way. It was about a man who was found guilty of raping a pitbull. What was weird, other than the dog rape, that is, was the fact that the guy was white, big, and had a big mass of red hair and freckles. His name, I can't quite remember, but it was something like Miguel Rodriguez. I said to my colleague 'he doesn't look like a Mexican, does he?' to which he responded, without missing a beat, 'yes, but he does look like a man who would have sex with a dog.'

    True story.


  • #69
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    RVP 11 wrote: »
    Spooning? Jackhammer?

    The Wheelbarrow :)


  • #70
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Thats pretty manky to be honest, and he should be done for animal abuse too.


  • #71
    Canonfan
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    If it was a goat I'd understand.


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  • #72
    paddyandy
    Site Banned Posts: 2,037 ✭✭✭paddyandy


    That's Drugs with drink for you .Makes a dog out of a man .


  • #73
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    aww, come on, sure we've all done it, havn't we? Wife not in the mood? Think no-ones looking? "Here Princess, here girl". Whip out the auld lad, and give the dog a quickie. Nothing like a pedigree chum. *







    *no, no we havn't, and if you found yourself agreeing with me, you're either a pervert, or from Cavan. Also, you have a really small mickey. Maybe he'd already taught the dog to sit, so he had moved on to trying to get it to come.


  • #74
    shantolog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭shantolog


    I guess they were doing it......Doggy-style :cool:......YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


  • #75
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,384 ✭✭✭gbee


    A dog is male, they can be taught to have *** with humans, especially female humans.

    A bitch is female and generally won't allow ***

    If it's a dog, then the wife has been ....


  • #76
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Judge: I find that disturbing and downright disgusting Mr Saunders. How low can you stoop.

    Mr Saunders: Well I once tried it on with a Dachshund, Your Honour.


  • #77
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Sex. Just...need I say more like?


  • #78
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Sex. Just...need I say more like?

    Squeal like a pig. . .
    Oink. . .


  • #79
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    policarp wrote: »
    Squeal like a pig. . .
    Oink. . .

    Not following. I'm not the one in a position to be squealing like a pig tbh.
    I've had a few beers and I saw sex. Naturally I liked.


  • #80
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Not following. I'm not the one in a position to be squealing like a pig tbh.
    I've had a few beers and I saw sex. Naturally I liked.

    It was a film a good few years ago about hillbilly carryings on.

    Great music though.

    Duel on banjoes.


  • #81
    validusername1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭validusername1


    I just feel bad for the dog..
    And his daughters.. Ha the shame


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  • #82
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    To be fair, not many women would oblige if you whistled for them to come upstairs.

    There's this place called Copper's...


  • #83
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    When I first read this I had visions of a fella with a little sh1tzu swinging around on his todger like a flag on a pole.:D


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