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Forgot My Wedding Anniversary

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  • #32
    Tim the Enchanter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Tim the Enchanter


    You see she's not really into the whole expensive gift/night away thing. It would mean more to her if i had said happy anniversary before she went to work this morning. So really i'm fu*ked.


  • #33
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Tim the Enchanter wrote: »
    You see she's not really into the whole expensive gift/night away thing. It would mean more to her i had said Happy Anniversary before she went to work this morning. So really i'm fu*ked.

    have interflora deliver her flowers at work ;)


  • #34
    D1stant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    And change your username to TimTheEXEnchanter

    You're gonna be humping your hand for months


  • #35
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    westendgirlie wrote: »
    Don't forget massage oil! To quote kfallon "sneaky fingers" will get ya everywhere :pac:

    It's the key to keeping a healthy sex life.... ;)

    :p


  • #36
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    sure bring the missus too... she can hold the video camera ;)

    A tripod would be a lot safer.


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tim the Enchanter wrote: »
    You see she's not really into the whole expensive gift/night away thing. It would mean more to her if i had said happy anniversary before she went to work this morning. So really i'm fu*ked.

    Just say you thought today was Thursday. She's not gonna mind. You're worrying for nothing.


  • #38
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Not being bad but I'd think this be real funny if your Missus was online

    You should've just said happy anniversary when she said it then could've went and gotten something and later on when she comes home say ' ha you thought I forgot' and then give her a present
    Ya have loads of time to get away with this don't worry


  • #39
    optimistic_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭optimistic_


    "Happy Anniversary by the way"?

    Tell her to get f*cked with her passive aggression - For all she kenw you had the house decked out in rose petals and were lying bollick naked in a chocolate bath waiting for her.


  • #40
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Maybe she won't be bothered? I'm a married woman and while I can remember the wedding date we never bother celebrating it. Its all a money racket.


  • #41
    Tim the Enchanter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Tim the Enchanter


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Not being bad but I'd think this be real funny if your Missus was online

    You should've just said happy anniversary when she said it then could've went and gotten something and later on when she comes home say ' ha you thought I forgot' and then give her a present
    Ya have loads of time to get away with this don't worry

    One fu*kup is a day is enough. If i had any idea she was going to be online i would be no where near AH looking for advice on this!!


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  • #42
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    optimistic_ wrote: »
    "Happy Anniversary by the way"?

    Tell her to get f*cked with her passive aggression - For all she kenw you had the house decked out in rose petals and were lying bollick naked in a chocolate bath waiting for her.

    Thanks for the unwanted mental image :(


  • #43
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    A tripod would be a lot safer.

    true but at some point ya have to ask the missus to join in for the threesome :D;)


  • #44
    keithclancy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,157 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    I didn't forget mine ...... wooo hoo !!


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    keithclancy wrote: »
    I didn't forget mine ...... wooo hoo !!

    Did you get anything nice?


  • #46
    reap-a-rat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭reap-a-rat


    Ok, this can be salvaged. You need to take her on a carriage ride along Fitzwilliam Place, and on to Lower and Upper Fitzwilliam Street in Dublin, enlisting various performers along the way in an effort to apologize to her. The performers you should feature include Riverdance, Boyzone, Steve Collins, the Artane Boys Band, and the Chippendales.

    I just don't want yet another divorce stat in the country, this is the only solution :'(


  • #47
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    true but at some point ya have to ask the missus to join in for the threesome :D;)



    :mad:



    :eek:


  • #48
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,677 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Could be worse. At least you didn't say happy anniversary to the wrong woman


  • #49
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Just loosen your tie, pour a neat scotch and raise the back our your hand in slightly menacingly fashion.


  • #50
    keithclancy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,157 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Did you get anything nice?

    I got rid of her for the weekend ... Party at my gaff. :pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • #51
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Tell her that everyday with her is so special and meaningful, therefore you don't need an anniversary to acknowledge the joy she has brought into your life.

    Try to look sincere though:D


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  • #52
    Tim the Enchanter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Tim the Enchanter


    keithclancy wrote: »
    I got rid of her for the weekend ... Party at my gaff. :pac::pac::pac::pac:

    You got a spare room?


  • #53
    prinz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    stovelid wrote: »
    Just loosen your tie, pour a neat scotch and raise the back our your hand in slightly menacingly fashion.

    Getting relationship advice from Mad Men these days? :pac:


  • #54
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Tell her that everyday with her is so special and meaningful, therefore you don't need an anniversary to acknowledge the joy she has brought into your life.

    Try to look sincere though:D

    now who is being cheesy? :D;):p


  • #55
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    A forum member once created a thread
    About forgetting the day that he wed
    His fate's on the line
    So onto boards he did sign
    For a way to woo his wife back to bed

    The advice he is getting is lacking
    So a wager on divorce i'll be backing
    This may sound a bit harsh
    But his marriage is a farce
    As his commitment to wifey's been slacking

    So OP just create a new thread
    About woo-ing a new woman into bed
    We will give you advice
    And cures for the pube lice
    That wifey gave you as a pressie when you fled


  • #56
    Dr.Strange
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 181 ✭✭Dr.Strange


    westendgirlie wrote: »
    A forum member once created a thread
    About forgetting the day that he wed
    His fate's on the line
    So onto boards he did sign
    For a way to woo his wife back to bed

    The advice he is getting is lacking
    So a wager on divorce i'll be backing
    This may sound a bit harsh
    But his marriage is a farce
    As his commitment to wifey's been slacking

    So OP just create a new thread
    About woo-ing a new woman into bed
    We will give you advice
    And cures for the pube lice
    That wifey gave you as a pressie when you fled

    Very good! ;)


  • #57
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    reg her a boards account and we can all post on her visitors page wishing her happy anniversary... then you can show it to her later ;)


  • #58
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Thanks for reminding me, my own is during the week.


  • #59
    haminka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭haminka


    smash wrote: »
    Turn it on her, ask her why she's keeping time of your relationship!

    Oh oh ... whenever my other half tried turning something on me, he regretted that moment.
    I wouldn't go there OP, arrange for something really nice, doesn't have to be expensive, but defo flowers, champagne, dinner and a little prezzie. And grovel.


  • #60
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    haminka wrote: »
    Oh oh ... whenever my other half tried turning something on me, he regretted that moment.
    I wouldn't go there OP, arrange for something really nice, doesn't have to be expensive, but defo flowers, champagne, dinner and a little prezzie. And grovel.

    also buy a dog house incase it fails... you'll need somewhere to sleep tonight


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  • #61
    prinz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    Could be worse OP, you could have two anniversaries to remember :)


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