Forgot My Wedding Anniversary

Tim the Enchanter · 29-06-2012 01:32PM #1

Right, as the title says, i completely forgot my wedding anniversary is today. Just got a call from the wife to see how the children were this morning as she was gone to work before they got up. Anyway at the end of the conversation she says "happy anniversary by the way". I said, "Sh*t i completely forgot" so there’s no getting around the fact that she knows i forgot. Its damage limitation now i suppose. So what do i do AH?

frag420 · 29-06-2012 01:33PM

Happy anniversary numb nuts!!

keano_afc · 29-06-2012 01:33PM

The best way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it once.

smash · 29-06-2012 01:35PM

With any luck, you'll now have the chance to trade her in for a better model.

29-06-2012 01:35PM

put an annual notification in your phone for next time

kfallon · 29-06-2012 01:36PM

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

Right, as the title says, i completely forgot my wedding anniversary is today. Just got a call from the wife to see how the children were this morning as she was gone to work before they got up. Anyway at the end of the conversation she says "happy anniversary by the way". I said, "Sh*t i completely forgot" so there’s no getting around the fact that she knows i forgot. Its damage limitation now i suppose. So what do i do AH?

Well done, you just hung yourself! If you had just said, "Happy anniversary honey, love you!" you'd have given yourself the whole day to organise something! As it is you'll be in the sin bin tonight without any chance of even getting a **** on the couch!

Gurgle · 29-06-2012 01:37PM

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

I said, "Sh*t i completely forgot" so there’s no getting around the fact that she knows i forgot. Its damage limitation now i suppose.

There's only one way to fix this, throw money at it

Book a hotel, with champagne & strawberries reception, find an overnight babysitter, take a half day and get home & packed.

Then when she gets there... "You didn't really believe I forgot did you?"

29-06-2012 01:37PM

Whoopsadaisies!

Ah well. Sure it's hardly that big a deal is it? Unless it's your first anniversary then I wouldn't worry

MagicMarker · 29-06-2012 01:38PM

Lots and lots of cunnilingus.

Kess73 · 29-06-2012 01:38PM

Get some flowers delivered to her place of work (or at home if she will be there before you), and book a meal somewhere nice tonight. Get a baysitter organised for the kids before you get home and make sure that it is someone from your side of the family or a friend of yours so that it does not get back that you only asked them today

Then make out that you saying you forgot was you trying to make the flowers and meal a surprise. :pac:

Merkin · 29-06-2012 01:39PM

A grand gesture is required my friend.

mikemac1 · 29-06-2012 01:39PM

https://www.boardsdeals.ie/

Some nice offers there

Sending her to cooking school might be saying something about the muck she currently serves

But there are nice ideas there for weekends away and spa treatments and stuff

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

I said, "Sh*t i completely forgot" so there’s no getting around the fact that she knows i forgot.

Noob

Feisar · 29-06-2012 01:40PM

...ah,....

Nah your screwed.

29-06-2012 01:40PM

Hold on a sec! Has she arranged any nice pressies and dinner and champagne and nights away?

Dr.Strange · 29-06-2012 01:40PM

Pretend that you have alzeimers or something by asking her where the sugar and the teabags are. Then ask her what time it is a few times over 20 minutes.

Her concern for your mental health might just get you out of this jam.

Tim the Enchanter · 29-06-2012 01:40PM

She won't be home from work till 8:30 tonight. Plan is to have kids in bed, dinner cooked, bath running, and champagne on ice. After that i'll move out to the dog house to try and get a nights sleep!

kfallon · 29-06-2012 01:41PM

Gurgle wrote: »

There's only one way to fix this, throw money at it

Book a hotel, with champagne & strawberries reception, find an overnight babysitter, take a half day and get home & packed.

Then when she gets there... "You didn't really believe I forgot did you?"

This! It's the only way out my friend!

Deleted User wrote: »

Whoopsadaisies!

Ah well. Sure it's hardly that big a deal is it? Unless it's your first anniversary then I wouldn't worry

If only his wife was as understanding as you!

westendgirlie · 29-06-2012 01:41PM

Men, you know diddly squat about the wimminz in your life!

She said Happy Anniversary knowing full well you had forgot. She didn't wait for you to say it first now, did she? Now her kindly reminder means she wants you to do all planning for this evenings activities.

Do you need help with that bit too?

Stiffler2 · 29-06-2012 01:41PM

Not Sure what you can do OP.

However I have just found your wife on the yahoo Forums...

She's not happy....

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080404235305AAooLe9

BunShopVoyeur · 29-06-2012 01:42PM

You're fûcked mate.

kfallon · 29-06-2012 01:43PM

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

She won't be home from work till 8:30 tonight. Plan is to have kids in bed, dinner cooked, bath running, and champagne on ice. After that i'll move out to the dog house to try and get a nights sleep!

I don't think chops n' beans and a bottle of champagne cider is gonna get you out of the dog house :pac:

Dr.Strange · 29-06-2012 01:43PM

westendgirlie wrote: »

Men, you know diddly squat about the wimminz in your life!

She said Happy Anniversary knowing full well you had forgot. She didn't wait for you to say it first now, did she? Now her kindly reminder means she wants you to do all planning for this evenings activities.

Do you need help with that bit too?

:rolleyes:
Women can be so maniplative sometimes.

Nothingbetter2d · 29-06-2012 01:43PM

looks like OP's wallet is gonna be empty after buying his wife something very expensive to make up

mikemac1 · 29-06-2012 01:44PM

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

i completely forgot my wedding anniversary is today.

Yeah but I bet you don't forget steak & blowjob day

Feisar · 29-06-2012 01:45PM

Now if it were me:

Get the kids off to granny/granddad asap.
Head to Super Quinn and sort out her fav starter/mains/dessert. And grab a couple of bottles of wine.
Now for the unromantic part! On the way home head to a glass recycling plant and get about 100 jam jars. When yer at home take the labels of and wassh them in the dishwasher. Put tea light candles in them and litter the bedroom with them and rose petals or whatever.

So when the miffed missus arrives home it'll be grub, dessert, wine and TLC.

I'll leave TLC details to your good self.

ejmaztec · 29-06-2012 01:46PM

Gurgle wrote: »

There's only one way to fix this, throw money at it

Book a hotel, with champagne & strawberries reception, find an overnight babysitter, take a half day and get home & packed.

Then when she gets there... "You didn't really believe I forgot did you?"

I'm sure the missus would appreciate her husband taking the babysitter to a hotel for a quick shag to celebrate a wedding anniversary.

Nothingbetter2d · 29-06-2012 01:48PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

I'm sure the missus would appreciate her husband taking the babysitter to a hotel for a quick shag to celebrate a wedding anniversary.

sure bring the missus too... she can hold the video camera

29-06-2012 01:48PM

mikemac1 wrote: »

Yeah but I bet you don't forget steak & blowjob day

But I bet she does, "conveniently"

March 14th. Stick it in yer phones people.

westendgirlie · 29-06-2012 01:48PM

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

She won't be home from work till 8:30 tonight. Plan is to have kids in bed, dinner cooked, bath running, and champagne on ice. After that i'll move out to the dog house to try and get a nights sleep!

Don't forget massage oil! To quote kfallon "sneaky fingers" will get ya everywhere :pac:

smash · 29-06-2012 01:49PM

Turn it on her, ask her why she's keeping time of your relationship!

kfallon · 29-06-2012 01:49PM

Feisar wrote: »

So when the miffed missus arrives home it'll be grub, dessert, wine and TLC.

I'll leave TLC details to your good self.

I think the OP's wife might be saying the exact same thing to him later tonight......

Forgot My Wedding Anniversary

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