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How to attract an Irish woman...

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  • #32
    saiint
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭saiint


    deisebibo wrote: »
    Do they have to be red head's, what about the brunettes :P

    do you have freckles?/


  • #33
    deisedave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭deisedave


    biko wrote: »
    Well, first you need to be in Ireland...

    Or Australia ;)


  • #34
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    I'm beginning to think that Irish women have lower standards than Irish men.


  • #35
    Cina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Cina


    Ignore them.


  • #36
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Pedant wrote: »
    I'm beginning to think that Irish women have lower standards than Irish men.
    How come? did you eventually get laid?


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    1.Buy a pair of snickers,
    2.Wear them.
    3.Stand outside any office building.
    4.Success!



    Wait wait sorry I just realised this doesnt work anymore.
    step 1 should now be build a time machine and go back to ireland before 2007.
    Then continue the steps as above


  • #38
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Don't be needy.


  • #39
    Bonus_Pack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Bonus_Pack


    You should use a few of these classy chat up lines:
    - Are ye ridin'?
    - Is it open?

    You'll have them dripping at the knees.


  • #40
    Captain Morgan Freeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭Captain Morgan Freeman


    *reads thread- starts practicing dodgy Italian accent


  • #41
    pawrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭pawrick


    Captain Morgan Freeman wrote: »
    *reads thread- starts practicing dodgy Italian accent

    Had a female friend who sometimes pretended to be Italian when she went on the pull lol

    Basically if you are foreign with a nice accent your chances increase, it's something different.


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  • #42
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Are there really that many freckly, red haired women in Ireland? I only know a handful, heard there was way more in Australia than here.


  • #43
    CodyJarrett
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 307 ✭✭CodyJarrett


    Be tall, handsome, flush and act like an cheeky arsehole.

    Having the first three will usually make you the latter anyway, in which case you'll be bate'ing 'em off ya.

    Otherwise, there's a select nightclub in an trendy part of the city called Copper Face Jacks and the cheeky arsehole bit should suffice there.


  • #44
    Lumbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭Lumbo


    Go to Specsavers


  • #45
    deisebibo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 132 ✭✭deisebibo


    saiint wrote: »
    do you have freckles?/


    I have some freckles yes lol, but they only come out in the sunshine, so they are hiding these days :D


  • #46
    andala
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 233 ✭✭andala


    Impress her at the beach wearing one of these:
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-36dFEzGRwn4/T5P3FeUTUjI/AAAAAAAABzE/BSkcux74WhM/s1600/sweem+wear+for+real+men.jpg


  • #47
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    ghogie91 wrote: »
    Wear lynx ;) the adds say its great... Although cow ****e works for me!!

    Well, it smells about the same anyway.


  • #48
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Big cock.

    Bigger wallet.


  • #49
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Big cock.

    Bigger wallet.


  • #50
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Well you could try to act like a drunken Irish man:

    Approach your chosen woman from behind and maul her - this works particularly well if you have a beer belly to press against her back.
    When she turns around slur something incoherent - if you've vomited recently stand closer so she can smell it.
    Spill drink on her shoes.
    Continue to slur incoherently whilst looking at her boobs and make obscene gesture e.g. grind your hips, put your middle and index fingers either side of your mouth and move your tongue 'provocatively'.
    If this fails assume she is a lesbian, insult her and go laugh about her with your friends.

    Or, you could try the non-Irish/ less drunken approach:
    Smile, make eye contact and have a normal conversation, be slighty cheeky, yet funny.



    I recommend the second option;).


  • #51
    Roger Sterling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 978 ✭✭✭Roger Sterling


    Telling them how many acres the aul lad owns and how many head cattle it fields is a sure fire winner.


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  • #52
    senordingdong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    Or you could just lower your standards altogether.


  • #53
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Ah lads stop takign the piss out of the poor fella and tell him the truth

    OP - you need something called 'road frontage' :)


  • #54
    BunShopVoyeur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    Pedant wrote: »
    Man: "Hey, want to fuck? I'll tell you my name later."

    Typical Irish woman: "Sounds great! My place or yours?"

    Are homosexuals any different?


  • #55
    seanmc1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭seanmc1980


    lol

    you have to have to have a few different tactic for irish women its all age dependant.
    18-23 cheeky chap, have laods of mates, get drunk, buy chips = laid
    24-29 be an asshole, treat them like ****e, they will flock liek seagulls
    30-35 cash,cash,cash oh and own ur own huse, they drip for that
    36 on they will take any combination of teh above desperation kicks in!!


  • #56
    crazyderk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭crazyderk


    now now we all you know you cant chat up a ginger because gingers dont have souls


  • #57
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Well you could try to act like a drunken Irish man:

    Approach your chosen woman from behind and maul her - this works particularly well if you have a beer belly to press against her back.
    When she turns around slur something incoherent - if you've vomited recently stand closer so she can smell it.
    Spill drink on her shoes.
    Continue to slur incoherently whilst looking at her boobs and make obscene gesture e.g. grind your hips, put your middle and index fingers either side of your mouth and move your tongue 'provocatively'.
    If this fails assume she is a lesbian, insult her and go laugh about her with your friends.

    Or, you could try the non-Irish/ less drunken approach:
    Smile, make eye contact and have a normal conversation, be slighty cheeky, yet funny.



    I recommend the second option;).

    Hahaha if I could thank this I would!


  • #58
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    nbar12 wrote: »
    Hahaha if I could thank this I would!

    'Tis sad, but true ........


  • #59
    deisebibo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 132 ✭✭deisebibo


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Well you could try to act like a drunken Irish man:

    Approach your chosen woman from behind and maul her - this works particularly well if you have a beer belly to press against her back.
    When she turns around slur something incoherent - if you've vomited recently stand closer so she can smell it.
    Spill drink on her shoes.
    Continue to slur incoherently whilst looking at her boobs and make obscene gesture e.g. grind your hips, put your middle and index fingers either side of your mouth and move your tongue 'provocatively'.
    If this fails assume she is a lesbian, insult her and go laugh about her with your friends.

    Or, you could try the non-Irish/ less drunken approach:
    Smile, make eye contact and have a normal conversation, be slighty cheeky, yet funny.



    I recommend the second option;).


    I recommend it too, got a little bit sick in my mouth reading the above, at the sadness of how true it is lol


  • #60
    Kolido
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,917 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    Get yourself one of these


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  • #61
    deisebibo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 132 ✭✭deisebibo


    Kolido wrote: »
    Get yourself one of these


    Did you find that successful yourself???? :P


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