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How to attract an Irish woman...

  • 27-06-2012 07:18AM
    #1
    crfcaio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭


    For foreigners.

    You see, I'm South American and I freaking love those red-haired, freckled women.

    Especially if they're Irish.

    Why? I don't know, I just do.

    So, my dear AH peeps, what are your advice on dating Irish women?


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Comments

  • #2
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Chat them up at petrol stations.


  • #3
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Treat them like ****e. They'll come flocking like flies. Whatever you do, don't be nice to them.


  • #4
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Leave a jar f honey on a window. They'll come flockin, gingers love honey.


  • #5
    PhlegmyMoses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,906 ✭✭✭✭PhlegmyMoses


    Don't get with a ginger. Think of the children.


  • #6
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    Man: "Hey, want to fuck? I'll tell you my name later."

    Typical Irish woman: "Sounds great! My place or yours?"


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  • #7
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Get with a ginger, you haven't lived until you've rode one.


  • #8
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    what you wanna do is mash up a few packs of Tayto cheese and onion into a fine powder.

    use this to rub into your neck and women will come from miles around (no pun intended) Its like an Irish version of Sex Panther except with a higher success rate


  • #9
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Flash the cash,if you're not a wealthy person you might as well forget about it.


  • #10
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Buy them chips and a blue wkd!!


  • #11
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Present 4 dead hedgehogs to the girls father


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  • #12
    senordingdong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    Offer to finger her on the dance floor.


  • #13
    daddydick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭daddydick


    Buy them chips, loads of them


  • #14
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Ask her does the lace match the curtains.:cool:


  • #15
    hytrogen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 947 ✭✭✭hytrogen


    Just say you're from out of town, the Spanish armada landing off the west coast all those years ago really saved our gene pool...


  • #16
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    drink 14 pints straight to prove you're hard enough to be Irish, they'll flock to ya.


  • #17
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,074 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    Stand in the corner of the bar licking your eyebrows, they'll be flocking to you then


  • #18
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Well, first you need to be in Ireland...


  • #19
    DonQuay1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭DonQuay1


    crfcaio wrote: »
    For foreigners.

    You see, I'm South American and I freaking love those red-haired, freckled women.

    Especially if they're Irish.

    Why? I don't know, I just do.

    So, my dear AH peeps, what are your advice on dating Irish women?


    "How to attract an Irish woman... " ??

    Go to your bank

    Take out a large sum of money.
    .
    Go to a bar / nightclub.

    Flash your cash.

    You'll have a bite within minutes.

    PS: Don't spend your cash all together in one big lump - or you'll see the woman that has newly declared her love for you rapidly walk back to her 'on the wallet pull' mates giving you the finger.

    :)


  • #20
    saiint
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭saiint


    offer her father 2 camels
    always gets me a "nice" irish women


  • #21
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,074 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    saiint wrote: »
    offer her father 2 camels
    always gets me a "nice" irish women

    If he smokes Rothman's you're f**ked though


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  • #22
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    DonQuay1 wrote: »
    "How to attract an Irish woman... " ??

    Go to your bank

    Take out a large sum of money.
    .
    Go to a bar / nightclub.

    Flash your cash.

    You'll have a bite within minutes.

    PS: Don't spend your cash all together in one big lump - or you'll see the woman that has newly declared her love for you rapidly walk back to her 'on the wallet pull' mates giving you the finger.

    :)

    It's all so clear now. Thank you.


  • #23
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    crfcaio wrote: »
    So, my dear AH peeps, what are your advice on dating Irish women?

    Win the lotto


  • #24
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Car keys with a branded keyring

    Twiddle with it or place it on the pub table
    They'll be flocking to you if it's a desirable car brand


  • #25
    saiint
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭saiint


    smash wrote: »
    Win the lotto

    you make it sound so easy -.- do you have a system?


  • #26
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    saiint wrote: »
    you make it sound so easy -.- do you have a system?
    Well I'm not telling you!


  • #27
    Theta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭Theta


    10Kg bag of Roosters should do it.


  • #28
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,031 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Same stuff that works with women world over.

    Be a successful interesting person.

    Funnily enough having a black eye seems to be a major plus?!! Last two times I had a black eye, both due to sport, I had women coming over to me the whole time:confused:

    Edit: Don't punch yourself in the face, that's just silly.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #29
    ghogie91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭ghogie91


    Wear lynx ;) the adds say its great... Although cow ****e works for me!!


  • #30
    deisebibo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 132 ✭✭deisebibo


    Do they have to be red head's, what about the brunettes :P


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  • #31
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    Well your first mistake was asking AHers about women, that's like asking an armless man for a jumping high five, we can talk about it but it's never going to happen!


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