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Brazilian Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In A Row

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  • #32
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    CJC999 wrote: »
    17 million videos and 600 million photos! Gross exaggeration I'd say.

    Jealous? :rolleyes:


  • #33
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    rKossi wrote: »
    http://www.g17.com.br/noticia.php?id=99&fb_comment_id=fbc_10150214316958803_17067945_10150215952628803#f3981f6ac

    What a horny ****er!

    Dead horny.


  • #34
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    kfallon wrote: »
    Wasn't this story covered months ago in AH unless this guy just broke the old record :pac:
    My name is URL wrote: »
    Didn't this happen last year?
    Master of Nothing wrote: »
    There was a thread relating to something like this much earlier this year, if not last year, no?

    Also, 17 million erotic videos, and 600 million photos? Lol:pac:


    Yep this thread keeps on coming :o back.


  • #35
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    davet82 wrote: »
    CJC999 wrote: »
    17 million videos and 600 million photos! Gross exaggeration I'd say.

    Jealous? :rolleyes:

    Yes jealous of his computer capacity. Next stupid question or random adjective...


  • #36
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There's a kid dead. How is that funny?


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  • #37
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Deleted User wrote: »
    There's a kid dead. How is that funny?

    He died by his own hand daisy.


  • #38
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    CJC999 wrote: »
    Yes jealous of his computer capacity

    really?


    i mean of course :cool:


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    hondasam wrote: »
    He died by his own hand daisy.

    Wow. Ok.


  • #40
    thomasj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭thomasj


    He went to heaven twice!


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So, did he explode or have a heart attack or what?


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  • #42
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    The question is, was one arm more muscular than the other?


  • #43
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    So, did he explode of have a heart attack or what?

    nope you just die after 42 times in a row, everyone knows that


  • #44
    thomasj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭thomasj


    I would have said charge the parents with neglect.

    Having said that it wouldn't stand up in court!


  • #45
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    :eek: horrific


  • #46
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    bluewolf wrote: »
    who was doing the counting
    rKossi wrote: »
    They counted the tissues :D

    That's very fcuking funny :D

    I'm disgusted that it only got 2 thanks. Sort it out, AH.


  • #47
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,370 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    davet82 wrote: »
    nope you just die after 42 times in a row, everyone knows that

    Did he win any of them?


  • #48
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Well he will probably enjoy the the effects of rigamortis if he comes back as a zombie.


  • #49
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,370 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    Deleted User wrote: »
    There's a kid dead. How is that funny?

    Its likely not a true story.


  • #50
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,509 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Maybe it's just as well. He probably would have been blinded for life.


  • #51
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,370 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    Well he will probably enjoy the the effects of rigamortis if he comes back as a zombie.

    There seemed to be a bit of rigor vitae anyway.


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  • #52
    Overature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 908 ✭✭✭Overature


    42 trully is the meaning of life!


  • #53
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Goodnight, sweet Juan Kerr.


  • #54
    Burt Lancaster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 182 ✭✭Burt Lancaster


    He could have a great career in Irish politics


  • #55
    Burt Lancaster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 182 ✭✭Burt Lancaster


    Never understood *****ers myself, do they not realise their dead relatives can see them ?


  • #56
    jiltloop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    Never mind the question of how big the storage capacity is on his computer, the more obvious discrepancy is how long it would take to physically download and view that amount of videos and pictures. I smell a huge amount of BS!

    For example if you were to be conservative and say that all of those 17million videos were only 10sec clips it would still take 5.3906646 years to watch them all never mind watching and downloading and I won't even approach the problem of the time involved with the pictures!


  • #57
    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    "17 million videos and 600 million photos."

    If we assume that he only stored low resolution videos of 1MB and digital photos of around 50k in size, then the late onanist had amassed 16 terabytes of video and 28 terabytes of digital photos. That's 44 terabytes of storage required.

    By way of comparison, the Hubble Telescope's 20 years' worth of observations has produced 45 terabytes of data, enough information to fill nearly 5,800 DVDs.


  • #58
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    bluewolf wrote: »
    who was doing the counting

    LOL.

    fantastic.


  • #59
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Amateur.


  • #60
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    thomasj wrote: »
    I would have said charge the parents with neglect.

    Having said that it wouldn't stand up in court!

    Yeah, where's bl0wjob mom when you need her.


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  • #61
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Dr.Strange wrote: »
    Hold on, was this 42 individual strokes of the shaft?

    I don't do that sort of thing but I would imagine that 42 individual repititions would be lower than average.

    I suppose it would depend a lot on the quality of the material he was watching.

    Are you a sex Doctor by any chance?:D


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