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Shame at the end of a bottle...

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  • #62
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    boredatwork82 wrote: »
    Are you my friend Darren?

    Is he an alcoholic psychopath?


  • #63
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    I have tried to convince Deus that whiskey isn't the best choice of drink, but he's having none of it.

    I recommend you try a more 'girly' drink. It works 2 out of 3 times. FACT;)
    Hardonraging wrote: »
    This is why i like you ;)

    suddy n red


  • #64
    HowAreWe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 659 ✭✭✭HowAreWe


    Ahh jesus..... this one just wont go away...

    Back when I was 17 , all my friends were 18 except one other.
    went to a pub, both of us got rejected. We went down an alleyway for a piss as you do, as we were pretty ****ed after pre-drinking (classy I know).
    Anyway, there was a bucket down this alleyway. We thought it would be a great idea to piss in it, so we did and we went back with this bucket and you can guess what happened.

    I feel terrible to this day. Its not even a funny story, it's one of those ''why the **** would you do that?'' ones.


  • #65
    Manc-Red
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭Manc-Red


    I've had numerous of embarrassing drunken episodes, but my most recent is where I got so pi*sed at the first Irish game in this year's Euros out my Mother's back garden - that I jumped from the top of the stairs to around the middle point where my mother's boyfriend was after using the jacks......

    We both woke up about 5 mins later with about 3 friends trying to get us up from the floor tiles.....

    Very dangerous thing to do I know.


  • #66
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    And this thread demonstrates why alcohol should be controlled and cannabis legalised. Far fewer social problems from cannabis.


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  • #67
    bogmanfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,763 ✭✭✭bogmanfan


    Depends on whether you consider white guys with dreadlocks a social problem
    Confab wrote: »
    And this thread demonstrates why alcohol should be controlled and cannabis legalised. Far fewer social problems from cannabis.


  • #68
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    bogmanfan wrote: »
    Depends on whether you consider white guys with dreadlocks a social problem

    I consider extremely drunk people a far greater social problem. And yes, I drink and have done to excess.


  • #69
    Manc-Red
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭Manc-Red


    Confab wrote: »
    I consider extremely drunk people a far greater social problem. And yes, I drink and have done to excess.

    I think Bill Hicks nailed it with this one ....

    “I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is ****ing IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”

    To much Alcohol.... Well, we all know what can happen.


  • #70
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Confab wrote: »
    I consider extremely drunk people a far greater social problem.

    Disagree. Extreme intoxication is not much different than psychosis. A troop of heavily intoxicated people on the street is no more dangerous than a gang of psychotics, the only difference is the former's state of mind is bought and paid for, thus helping the economy. Drink is a huge part of the Irish economy.


  • #71
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    HowAreWe wrote: »
    We thought it would be a great idea to piss in it, so we did and we went back with this bucket and you can guess what happened.

    You drank it?


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  • #72
    tmc86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭tmc86


    Holiday off to the wrong start....

    January 2011 18 of us went on a ski trip to France to a resort we knew well. Flew from Dublin to Standsted early morning met all the lads in the Radisson hotel there while we waited for our flight that evening to France. All the girls did the sensible thing and went shopping.

    We started on pints in the hotel then went through security and each picked up a bottle of captain morgan in duty free to crack into on the plane. Flight was quiet bar our group who had managed to get our own section in the middle of the plane. The Ryanair girls were having a bit of a laugh with us and we continued drinking.

    Arrive at small french airport with an hour wait for coach to collect us to take us to the resort. More drinking at the airport. All manage to pile onto the bus all very rowdy at this point carried on drinking during 2 hour trip to the resort.

    Remember arriving at the resort next flashback was about 3 hours later wandering around said resort looking for our apartment. Out of my mind tried to find the girl's apartment no idea where it was. Phone was working but no credit so no one could call me. Ended up sleeping in the stairwell of an apartment block waking up at 7am with a black eye and still no idea where everyone was. Then decided to collect my pre booked skis and ticket pass then met the girls at the ticket office and they were then kind enough to show me where I was staying.

    In-between my blackout I had gone back to the apartment with everyone and stood in the living room. When my friend asked what I was doing I replied, "Making sure I know what the apartment looks like so I can get back here". We all went to the pub (no recollection) and whilst standing there my friend asked me "you got your bag with my ski pants in didnt you?" I replied "you talkin crazy" a couple of times then it must of hit me that I didn't take my bag off of the bus. I had my hand luggae but not my big checked in bag with a weeks worth of ski stuff and clothes. Aparently I then legged it out of the pub with my pint to find it which is where I obviously spent the next 3 hours or so.

    No sign of my bag for the week until despite ringing all bus companies, tourist offices and lost property -we had were getting our return flight and a driver came in with it on his bus at the airport.

    Never been so hungover, mortified, depressed in my life!


  • #73
    IrishAm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Drunk now obviously.

    Really, man?

    Anything I can do to help. And I mean that.

    I am in Dublin,


  • #74
    HowAreWe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 659 ✭✭✭HowAreWe


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    You drank it?


    I wish.


  • #75
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    IrishAm wrote: »
    Really, man?

    Anything I can do to help. And I mean that.

    I am in Dublin, my number is....

    Yup. That's smart to give out your phone number in After Hours. :rolleyes:


  • #76
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    IrishAm wrote: »
    Really, man?

    Anything I can do to help. And I mean that.

    I am in Dublin,


    Mod

    Don't post your mobile number on the web. By all means send it by PM though.


  • #77
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Manc-Red wrote: »
    I've had numerous of embarrassing drunken episodes, but my most recent is where I got so pi*sed at the first Irish game in this year's Euros out my Mother's back garden - that I jumped from the top of the stairs to around the middle point where my mother's boyfriend was after using the jacks......

    We both woke up about 5 mins later with about 3 friends trying to get us up from the floor tiles.....

    Very dangerous thing to do I know.

    You mother's b/f had a slash/dump on the middle of the stairs? :confused: :eek:


  • #78
    IrishAm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Mod

    Don't post your mobile number on the web. By all means send it by PM though.

    Of course, apologies.


  • #79
    bellylint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭bellylint


    Andy!! wrote: »
    It's spelt 'allowed' dear.

    when I see I grammar nazi, I tell them it will all be ok, and try to console them with "There, their, they're"


  • #80
    IrishAm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Yup. That's smart to give out your phone number in After Hours. :rolleyes:

    It is not. My heart over ruled the head.

    Ive been there. I know what it is like.

    I went off on one last week. Ruined a marriage.

    I am an alcoholic. A young one, too. Common, in Ireland.


  • #81
    damagegt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,061 ✭✭✭damagegt


    Went out few weeks back with my sisters mate.I had been drinking all day and by lunch time I had hounded my way through 15 pints before I had met up with her.That evening I some how convinced her that heading out with me would be a good idea and I had loads of money to pay for everything .

    Turns out I had no money what so ever so she paid for everything and at some stage during the night I had convinced someone to give us a go of their bike,I then got the girl to sit on the crossbar and cycled off, made it about 20ft down the road before I crashed into a pole.

    I jumped up not a mark on me but she wasn't so lucky as blood began to trickle down her face.She paniced a little before I calmed the situation and brought her to a doctor.Along the way her feet started to get sore from the shoes she was wearing so I gave her a piggy back needless to say I made it about 20ft before dropping her once more on her head.

    My time to split I though and legged it off .NICE

    I woke up in my garden covered in puke with the world of abuse on my phone.
    I have not heard from that particular young lady since.


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  • #82
    HowAreWe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 659 ✭✭✭HowAreWe


    ^^^^


    Oh you've made me feel so much better about myself.


  • #83
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I'm grand when on the beer in my home town in Wexford. Some people might even say I'm sensible. But a whole different animal is released from me when I go on a session in Dublin. My latest escapades up there are a prime example.

    It was my friend's birthday recently and we decided to head to Dublin and fit in a promotional night in Coppers at the same time. The function started at 7 by which time we had a crate of heineken in us as well as bit of vodka. I remember the function well, it was a preview of the upcoming All-Ireland hurling championship with such hurlers as Dan Shanahan and Michael Duignan in attendance. Afterwards though, jaysus!

    My last memories of the rest of the night involve me walking from Coppers to Clonskeagh, scaling a fence in UCD and hanging around waiting for my friend to return home so I could stay in his apartment. In the apartment then I was convinced that his male flatmate was coming on to me (he was offering me to stay in his room) so I decided to sleep in the car instead. Anyway, woke up in my car at 6 in the morning and decided it was time I went home, so rather insanely drove back to Wexford in a blur! Maddest thing I ever done in my entire life

    So long story short, if you want to go on a session with me, make sure it isn't in Dublin, because I'm liable to do anything.


  • #84
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    I feel like such an orderly drunk after reading this thread. :D

    I once asked my best friend and another friend of mine to have a 3 way shift with someone who I was already after shifting. When one turned it down I asked my best friend, I was encouraging them because according to drunk me 3 way shifts are great fun ... didn't remember that one till they told me about it the morning after. :P

    Puked in my friends bed after our 18th. To be fair I got it into the bowl. Me being the courteous drunk I am, I got up and I emptied it into the toilet and cleaned the bowl/ toilet with Cillit Bang I found in the bathroom. :pac:

    At my neighbours 60th said to my friend in an accusatory manner out of the blue "I can!" he asked "you can what?" I went on to say "I can do the splits!", attempted to do the splits and faceplanted onto the ground nose first. Had to be held up by my friend and his mam (one at each arm) on the way out the door that night incidentally ...

    Always come on to the same person when I'm drunk enough and if they're there ... That's probably more embarrassing then anything else I've done, mainly when I see them when they're sober. :rolleyes:

    Feel a bit less orderly now tbh ... :o


  • #85
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Yup. That's smart to give out your phone number in After Hours. :rolleyes:

    sure ya can have my number


    its 555 4545 ;) gotta love hollywood for its unoriginal phone numbers


  • #86
    Diamond_Ninja
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 223 ✭✭Diamond_Ninja


    Last Saturday I was challenged by my friend to drink a bottle of wine in under a minute, which I very nearly did (baaaaad idea, never again). Later on in the nightclub I left my bag in the bathroom by mistake and could not for the life of me remember doing it so I proceeded to burst into tears, proper heaving crying, because I had lost my bag. 5 minutes later my friend turns up with it.. Mortified isn't even the word :o:o:o

    Reckon we've all been there at some point OP :p


  • #87
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Mod

    Don't post your mobile number on the web. By all means send it by PM though.

    must get phone number from cached file..... must telemarket phone number.... must sell double glazed windows, penis enhancer tablets and tell him he has a virus on his pc....... no must resist must resist!!!!! ;););)


  • #88
    Diamond_Ninja
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 223 ✭✭Diamond_Ninja


    MultiUmm wrote: »
    I once asked my best friend and another friend of mine to have a 3 way shift with someone who I was already after shifting.

    Oh God the 3 way shift :eek::eek: Just remembered that one from a while ago too!


  • #89
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    Diamond_Ninja wrote: »
    Oh God the 3 way shift :eek::eek: Just remembered that one from a while ago too!

    I actually did do it when I was drunk once, hence me telling my friends about how great it is. :rolleyes: A lot more embarrassing when asking your closest friend and another fairly good friend to do it with you, took me a while to get over that one. :eek: :o


  • #90
    Manc-Red
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭Manc-Red


    kfallon wrote: »
    You mother's b/f had a slash/dump on the middle of the stairs? :confused: :eek:

    He did when I jumped on his back hahahaha!!


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  • #91
    Diamond_Ninja
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 223 ✭✭Diamond_Ninja


    MultiUmm wrote: »
    I actually did do it when I was drunk once, hence me telling my friends about how great it is. :rolleyes: A lot more embarrassing when asking your closest friend and another fairly good friend to do it with you, took me a while to get over that one. :eek: :o

    Oh stop I've done the exact same thing, the shame of it all :p Ah sure, I suppose it's only acceptable when you're young!


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