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Wife found her hubby having sex with dog

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  • #2
    rgmmg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭rgmmg


    When she walked in he probably blurted out "Down boy, down boy." No doubt, she would have thought he was talking about the dog, not his lad.


  • #3
    blaze1
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    Like i always say if your going to ride a dog at least make sure she has a pretty face


  • #4
    FatherLen
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    jesus, that's ruff.
    he must be seriously in the dog-house after that one...


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
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    Which one did he call his bitch?


  • #6
    El Weirdo
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    davet82 wrote: »
    little bit embarrassing dont ya think?
    What, reading The Sun?


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  • #7
    FatherLen
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    El Weirdo wrote: »
    What, reading The Sun?


    BUUUUUURRRRRRN!


  • #8
    davet82
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    El Weirdo wrote: »
    What, reading The Sun?

    shut up, it has boobs in it ;)


  • #9
    shopaholic01
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    To be fair, not many women would oblige if you whistled for them to come upstairs.


  • #10
    SEPT 23 1989
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    Naked Nicholas Saunders

    great name


  • #11
    i71jskz5xu42pb
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    Husband (with dog in arms): This is the pig I have sex with when you are not in the mood
    Wife: That's not a pig, that's a dog you stupid fecker
    Husband: I wasn't talking to you


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  • #12
    Ellis Dee
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    Some people just don't know what kind of bone to give a dog.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::)


  • #13
    tmc86
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    Well there's only one sex position that springs to mind.......


  • #14
    ejmaztec
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    davet82 wrote: »
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4394222/Wife-found-her-ex-having-sex-with-dog-after-she-jilted-him.html

    In the spirit of all the weird news threads in AH of late...



    little bit embarrassing dont ya think? like bull mastiffs are ugly bastards :rolleyes:

    He probably wouldn't have seen much of the ugly feckers face, unless there was a bit of foreplay.



    :pac:


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
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    tmc86 wrote: »
    Well there's only one sex position that springs to mind.......

    Spooning? Jackhammer?


  • #16
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    tmc86 wrote: »
    Well there's only one sex position that springs to mind.......

    yeah i thought missionary too :p


  • #17
    bnt
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    "What's that, Lassie? Nick has tripped and landed in the Shih Tzu?"

    In its pure form, fascism is the sum total of all irrational reactions of the average human character.

    ― Wilhelm Reich



  • #18
    shopaholic01
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    RVP 11 wrote: »
    Spooning? Jackhammer?

    Reverse cowgirl, obviously.


  • #19
    Phill Ewinn
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    Wife must have been ruff.


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
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    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Reverse cowgirl, obviously.

    Oh you have experience with this?:D
    How do you get the scrapes off yer arse?


  • #21
    frag420
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    tmc86 wrote: »
    Well there's only one sex position that springs to mind.......

    Human style??

    The dog likes to mix it up a little!!


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  • #22
    Andrew33
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    Man walks into his house with a chickenBull Mastiff under his arm, "This is the pig I've been fcuking when you're not available". Wife says "that's not a pig, it's a chickenBull Mastiff". Hubby replies "I was talking to the chickenBull Mastiff".


  • #23
    saintsaltynuts
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    Im feeling dog woof after reading that.


  • #24
    shopaholic01
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    RVP 11 wrote: »
    Oh you have experience with this?:D
    How do you get the scrapes off yer arse?

    Ah, they heal quite nicely in time.


  • #25
    Roadend
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    I have to say, a bull never made mestiff


  • #26
    Nothingbetter2d
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    davet82 wrote: »
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4394222/Wife-found-her-ex-having-sex-with-dog-after-she-jilted-him.html

    In the spirit of all the weird news threads in AH of late...



    little bit embarrassing dont ya think? like bull mastiffs are ugly bastards :rolleyes:

    i wonder what the pups will look like!!!! :eek: and is crufts like a porn orgy to the guy?


  • #27
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Hey turked err dawg

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #28
    flutterflye
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    Oh I feel sick after reading that.
    Seriously, what was wrong with his hand?
    Or even the feckin hoover?
    Or a prostitute?
    I just cannot understand beastiality at all.
    Eugh.


  • #29
    smash
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    flutterflye wrote: »
    Seriously, what was wrong with his hand?
    Or even the feckin hoover?
    Or a prostitute?

    you know how dangerous that is right? :D


  • #30
    msg11
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    smash wrote: »
    you know how dangerous that is right? :D

    She suck the balls off ye lad..


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  • #31
    Gummy Panda
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    flutterflye wrote: »
    Oh I feel sick after reading that.
    Seriously, what was wrong with his hand?
    Or even the feckin hoover?
    Or a prostitute?
    I just cannot understand beastiality at all.
    Eugh.

    You've never experienced bear love then :O


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