Shame at the end of a bottle...

mauzo · 26-06-2012 01:07AM #1

Have you ever done anything utterly mortifying after having a few too many drinks?

I wouldnt be the type to get 'messy' drunk, but over the weekend I went beyond messy. To the point where I honestly dont think ill ever drink again.

So share your stories and make me feel a little better!

ArtSmart · 26-06-2012 01:08AM

and you think not telling us your story is acceptable -

oh, wait - got it. 'Em, so tell us what happened then...'

Pushtrak · 26-06-2012 01:09AM

syndeyfife wrote: »

Have you ever done anything utterly mortifying after having a few too many drinks?

Everyone who has had a few too many has done something mortifying, as doing something mortifying is the yardstick for a few too many.

Jen Pigs Fly · 26-06-2012 01:10AM

I should not be allowed near men when I drink heavily

EDIT: darling I hope this makes you feel better :rolleyes:

cartell_best · 26-06-2012 01:11AM

I had a doctor in WRH tell me I had 3 fractures on my skull...two I sh*it you not I can not account for...

Deus Ex Machina · 26-06-2012 01:11AM

Yeah I was running around screaming and crying in the middle of the day this weekend. I'm on the drink the whole time now, got a few texts from people today saying the usual stuff: "you're an alcoholic psychopath" "you need to get off the drink" " you're a mess".

Always embarrassing to get those texts but when it comes around to the next day I'm usually feeling fine again and ready to go back on the drink.

im invisible · 26-06-2012 01:11AM

In before Deus

Edit: too late

The King of Moo · 26-06-2012 01:12AM

I once thanked a post that was a bit sexist.

brummytom · 26-06-2012 01:12AM

Posted these before:

Danced with a 50 year old woman

Got off with a 60 year old woman

Numerous drunken texts

Told a girl I could see her fanny

Pissed in my mom's wardrobe

Fell asleep on the bar, losing my passport in the process

Argued I could finish a crate. Doing so, being locked in the garden to sober up and falling asleep against the back door.

Poured a drink over my friend's head in the middle of Cavan Main St then had an incredibly poor scrap

Texting a lad I don't particularly like 'You're ridiculously gay'

Turned down sex, numerous times

Acquired many items of clothing I still have. Including a hat, sunglasses, 3D glasses, a Guinness Hat and a watch

Sang to my friend, wearing a back to front cap shouting 'I'MDENIS CAHILL'

Sang 'I Useta Lover' in a session. Forgot the words and screamed

On Saturday, I was at a fleadh (a music competition). Over about 4 hours, I had 4 cans of lager, 8 pints of lager (including one I charged to a random hotel room of a hotel I wasn't staying in), a bottle of £3 white wine, and another glass of wine.

We kept moving between hotels to play tunes after getting kicked out of each one. On the way to the Premier Inn, I threw up the whole way up the road. Lovely.

mauzo · 26-06-2012 01:13AM

I wasnt supposed to drink alcohol with the tablets im taking, but I did....

Then I proceeded to tell my relatives my sob stories, dance like I work in a strip club, repeat said sob stories numerous times, moon them, shove handfuls of crisps into my mouth followed by handfuls of dip, and generally be very rude and vulgar until I went to bed....

ArtSmart · 26-06-2012 01:13AM

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I should not be aloud near men when I drink heavily

ah yes, the farting curse.

aint easy.

SafeSurfer · 26-06-2012 01:14AM

Everybody has and you will get over it.

The best way to get over it is to drink to completely blot it out and repeat the cycle ad naseum.

It's worked for me and I'm on my 8th can on a Monday night.

Lionel Messy · 26-06-2012 01:14AM

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I should not be aloud near men when I drink heavily

Are you on facebook?

mikemac1 · 26-06-2012 01:15AM

There was a time fadó fadó when taxis were next to impossible to get on busy nights
You young uns would not remember
Bad times, I'm reminded of those days when I hear taxi drivers moaning about no work and too much competition

Torrential rain and I had a 7km walk home or queue for a taxi for ages

Decided I'd go to the office and sleep at my desk, seemed a reasonable idea at the time, was just up the road.
Security guard kicked me out

A few months later someone else did the same and was discovered asleep at their desk in the morning
Got fired

Very harsh imo, I don't think it's a firing offense

Esoteric_ · 26-06-2012 01:16AM

Made out with some creepy Brazilian guy who had been following me for the best part of an hour. He then squared up to my male friend, who tried to get me away from him because he kept pulling me away from my friends. Only then did I realise he had a foreign accent. I then shouted at him that he was a Roma gypsy. He re-iterated that he was Brazilian, and I apparently (can't remember!) kept shouting at him to speak to me in Portugese to prove it.

He then tried to follow me home until I pushed him and ran away. Then my shoe's heel snapped off so I took off both shoes and hopped into a taxi.

Good night, from what I can remember of it. :pac:

Jimoslimos · 26-06-2012 01:19AM

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I should not be aloud near men when I drink heavily

SSHHhhhhh!

mauzo · 26-06-2012 01:21AM

Ive done some pretty embarrassing stuff with a few drinks on me, but never in front of family..! Half of them were sober and will remember!

I was told people were asking how Im doing, they are actually worried about me because of all the crap I was saying.

I just wish I could erase all their memories! :mad:

MrStuffins · 26-06-2012 01:24AM

I know the feeling OP! I always feel terrible when I get to the end of the bottle

But I just crack open another one and continue the PARTAAAAYYYY!!!! :cool:

Jen Pigs Fly · 26-06-2012 01:26AM

ArtSmart wrote: »

ah yes, the farting curse.

aint easy.

Like a tiny methane factory down there

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Are you on facebook?

I don't drink and facebook :rolleyes:

Jimoslimos wrote: »

SSHHhhhhh!

:pac:

MrStuffins · 26-06-2012 01:27AM

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Are you on facebook?

Of course she's not.

With that username she's obviously on Bebo!

Jesus Shaves · 26-06-2012 01:32AM

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I should not be aloud near men when I drink heavily

few pints at the weekend? maybe some shots after that

admiralofthefleet · 26-06-2012 01:35AM

ive done many things that were very embarrasing when i was drunk. some people here will know what im talking about but one really cringy thing looking back at it now was walking down camden street/portobello about 5 in the morning with my ipod on and me singing beetlebum at the top of my voice not realising i was (i thought i was singing in my head)
years ago now but i still cringe when i think back

cartell_best · 26-06-2012 01:42AM

All the messing aside, the Island by Paul Brady...one tune.....always brings me down to an even keel.....I think "some" of us have reached the end of a bottle and for some reason or another we look stubbornly back up and come fighting back...no shame at the end of a bottle..once you keep your eye on the horizon and realise that its hope you're aiming for and not despair...

Chuck Stone · 26-06-2012 01:49AM

It'll be better tomorrow, Bubs.

Tomorrow, man. What kind of dope fiend be talking about tomorrow? Tomorrow ain't ****. Today, Johnny, today.

OMARS_COMING_ · 26-06-2012 01:53AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

It'll be better tomorrow, Bubs.

Tomorrow, man. What kind of dope fiend be talking about tomorrow? Tomorrow ain't ****. Today, Johnny, today.

lol

Where To · 26-06-2012 01:53AM

I'm drunk for the first time dince JANUAUAURY!!

yaaaYYYY!!!

wHGAT was the ceistion again?

hic. . . . ,/.. . . . . .

Where To · 26-06-2012 01:59AM

Every TimE I'm frunk i walways sing this little song.

I think it substansiestmates the type of people I am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDnXll1zyNA

some random drunk · 26-06-2012 02:11AM

Probably the worst thing I did was allow a girl to pull my pants down and take my cock out in front of a bunch of people on the dance floor.

SusieBlue · 26-06-2012 02:43AM

Worst one was probably the time I thought it would be great craic to go underage drinking with the gang aged about 15.

It was my first time drinking and sharing a litre of vodka with the best friend seemed like a great plan. Half a litre seemed like a perfectly acceptable amount of alcohol for a first time.

I was about 3/4 way through my half when I realised that I was off my face and started panicking that my mother would notice.

The lads told me that if I ate dry leaves off the ground, it'd sober me up straight away and my mam wouldn't notice a thing.

I obliged, about 15 leaves later I started throwing up, then passed out. My friends stopped a passing squad car cos they thought I was dead. The gaurds called an ambulance.

I ended up having to get my stomach pumped, and needless to say, my mother found out. Moral of the story, I was a little knacker when I was a teenager and leaves do not make you sober. :rolleyes:

Andy!! · 26-06-2012 02:52AM

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I should not be aloud near men when I drink heavily

It's spelt 'allowed' dear.

stek · 26-06-2012 02:53AM

I turn very quite and timid when I get drunk, its a curse.

Shame at the end of a bottle...

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